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COMMENCEMENT
Rekozen: This is the bomb!
Ultima999: Well, they gave us a L400 Hover Car, but I still think a L750
would be-
Rekozen: Shut up, Ultima.
Sizzleburn (looking at a map): If we continue north for about 50 miles,
we should be at the Tracking Station in no time.
Ultima999: ARENA gave us these Twin Blasters, by the way.
Rekozen: Whoa....
Sizzleburn: Big deal. Our Black Frost Cannons are with me.
Ultima999: Stop living in the past. Twin Blasters are super powerful.
Sizzleburn: Yeah right! A Bl-
Rekozen: Is that the Tracking Station over
there?
Ultima999: I think...
Sizzleburn: It's shaped like a dome. How is that a Tracking Station?
Rekozen: But we went 50 miles.
Ultima999: I think I know what happened. Sizzleburn, if you want to live,
do not tell me you read the map upside down.
Sizzleburn: Ooops. I read the map upside-
Ultima999: Get...ready...to.....die....
Rekozen: Calm down Ultima. It looks like this place is the Battledome.
Ultima999: Well, I'll just turn around.
Sizzleburn: Um, we don't have enough gas to go 100 miles. We won't make
it.
Ultima999: And WHO's fault is it?
Sizzleburn: Everyone makes mistakes!
Rekozen: Let's go in the Battledome and see if we can get some help.
They go into the Battledome.
John Jetsam: How may I help you?
Rekozen: We want some gas for our hover car.
John Jetsam: You may have it.
Rekozen: That easily? I thought-
John Jetsam: Once you beat Pain_Death that is.
Rekozen: Pain_Death?
John Jetsam: Yes, our champion Tatsu.
Rekozen: I don't like the sound of that.
They hear a roar.
Sizzleburn: Let's just walk.
Ultima999: No! We'll fight it. I mean Rekozen will.
Rekozen: WHAT?
Sizzleburn: I agree. Two to one vote. Now hurry up!
Rekozen takes some weapons.
Ultima999: I don't think he'll survive.
Sizzleburn: Same here.
Rekozen approaches the Tatsu, waiting...
Rekozen: Bring it!
Pain_Death: You ShAlL KnOw FeAr....
Rekozen: Shut up and fight!
Pain_Death: PaIn As You KnOw It IsN't WhAt It SeEmS....
Rekozen pulls out a Twin Blaster and shoots Pain_Death. The blast
bounces off of Pain_Death.
Rekozen: What the heck?
Pain_Death: BeCaUsE ReKoZeN....
Rekzoen: How did you know my name?
Pain_Death: I...
Pain_Death: AM...
Pain_Death: PAIN.
Rekozen: This is scary.
Rekozen pulls out a Grand Lightning Beam and blasts Pain_Death. Pain_Death
absorbs the beam and fires it back.
Rekzoen: Ahhhhhhh!
Ultima999: I think Rekozen is finished.
Sizzleburn: No, he moved a little.
Ultima999: Oh I see!
WHAM!
Sizzleburn: Okay, now he's not moving.
Rekozen pulls out a Black Frost Cannon and freezes Pain_Death. Pain_Death
melts the ice and whacks Rekozen with his tail.
Pain_Death: LeT Me ShOw YoU ThE BeAuTy Of SuFfeRiNg.
Rekozen: I....won't....give...up...
Pain_Death: PaThEtIc WiMp!
Rekozen: What did you just call me?
Pain_Death: .......
Rekozen: Yo mama's a pathetic wimp!
Everyone: (gasp!)
Pain_Death: I DaRe You To RePeAt ThAt!
Rekozen: I said your slimy, double-faced, hideous, worm-eating, lifeless,
mama is a PATHETIC WIMP! Let me spell that for you, beef face (gasp!),
P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C W-I-M-P!!!
Pain_Death: Too...Much...Verbal...Assault....
Pain_Death melts into a slimy goo.
John Jetsam: What? How did he beat Pain_Death?
Rekozen: Wasn't he watching this whole time?
Rekozen grabs the fuel and exits the Battledome. Everyone stares at
him as he leaves.
Sizzleburn: Well, Rekozen has a way with verbal abuse. Remember that
Bug Guy? I-
Ultima999: Noooooooooo! I had 50000 NP on Pain_Death!
Sizzleburn: (sigh) Some day I'll write an autobiography and the title
will be "I, Sizzleburn. My life with an idiot as an owner."
Ultima999: Shut up.
And they continue along, not knowing what adventures are in store
for them next. Rekozen survived this time, but who knows what will happen
next....
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