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Sense of Fate II: Part Two

by Ultima999

COMMENCEMENT

Rekozen: This is the bomb!

Ultima999: Well, they gave us a L400 Hover Car, but I still think a L750 would be-

Rekozen: Shut up, Ultima.

Sizzleburn (looking at a map): If we continue north for about 50 miles, we should be at the Tracking Station in no time.

Ultima999: ARENA gave us these Twin Blasters, by the way.

Rekozen: Whoa....

Sizzleburn: Big deal. Our Black Frost Cannons are with me.

Ultima999: Stop living in the past. Twin Blasters are super powerful.

Sizzleburn: Yeah right! A Bl-

Rekozen: Is that the Tracking Station over there?

Ultima999: I think...

Sizzleburn: It's shaped like a dome. How is that a Tracking Station?

Rekozen: But we went 50 miles.

Ultima999: I think I know what happened. Sizzleburn, if you want to live, do not tell me you read the map upside down.

Sizzleburn: Ooops. I read the map upside-

Ultima999: Get...ready...to.....die....

Rekozen: Calm down Ultima. It looks like this place is the Battledome.

Ultima999: Well, I'll just turn around.

Sizzleburn: Um, we don't have enough gas to go 100 miles. We won't make it.

Ultima999: And WHO's fault is it?

Sizzleburn: Everyone makes mistakes!

Rekozen: Let's go in the Battledome and see if we can get some help.

They go into the Battledome.

John Jetsam: How may I help you?

Rekozen: We want some gas for our hover car.

John Jetsam: You may have it.

Rekozen: That easily? I thought-

John Jetsam: Once you beat Pain_Death that is.

Rekozen: Pain_Death?

John Jetsam: Yes, our champion Tatsu.

Rekozen: I don't like the sound of that.

They hear a roar.

Sizzleburn: Let's just walk.

Ultima999: No! We'll fight it. I mean Rekozen will.

Rekozen: WHAT?

Sizzleburn: I agree. Two to one vote. Now hurry up!

Rekozen takes some weapons.

Ultima999: I don't think he'll survive.

Sizzleburn: Same here.

Rekozen approaches the Tatsu, waiting...

Rekozen: Bring it!

Pain_Death: You ShAlL KnOw FeAr....

Rekozen: Shut up and fight!

Pain_Death: PaIn As You KnOw It IsN't WhAt It SeEmS....

Rekozen pulls out a Twin Blaster and shoots Pain_Death. The blast bounces off of Pain_Death.

Rekozen: What the heck?

Pain_Death: BeCaUsE ReKoZeN....

Rekzoen: How did you know my name?

Pain_Death: I...

Pain_Death: AM...

Pain_Death: PAIN.

Rekozen: This is scary.

Rekozen pulls out a Grand Lightning Beam and blasts Pain_Death. Pain_Death absorbs the beam and fires it back.

Rekzoen: Ahhhhhhh!

Ultima999: I think Rekozen is finished.

Sizzleburn: No, he moved a little.

Ultima999: Oh I see!

WHAM!

Sizzleburn: Okay, now he's not moving.

Rekozen pulls out a Black Frost Cannon and freezes Pain_Death. Pain_Death melts the ice and whacks Rekozen with his tail.

Pain_Death: LeT Me ShOw YoU ThE BeAuTy Of SuFfeRiNg.

Rekozen: I....won't....give...up...

Pain_Death: PaThEtIc WiMp!

Rekozen: What did you just call me?

Pain_Death: .......

Rekozen: Yo mama's a pathetic wimp!

Everyone: (gasp!)

Pain_Death: I DaRe You To RePeAt ThAt!

Rekozen: I said your slimy, double-faced, hideous, worm-eating, lifeless, mama is a PATHETIC WIMP! Let me spell that for you, beef face (gasp!), P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C W-I-M-P!!!

Pain_Death: Too...Much...Verbal...Assault....

Pain_Death melts into a slimy goo.

John Jetsam: What? How did he beat Pain_Death?

Rekozen: Wasn't he watching this whole time?

Rekozen grabs the fuel and exits the Battledome. Everyone stares at him as he leaves.

Sizzleburn: Well, Rekozen has a way with verbal abuse. Remember that Bug Guy? I-

Ultima999: Noooooooooo! I had 50000 NP on Pain_Death!

Sizzleburn: (sigh) Some day I'll write an autobiography and the title will be "I, Sizzleburn. My life with an idiot as an owner."

Ultima999: Shut up.

And they continue along, not knowing what adventures are in store for them next. Rekozen survived this time, but who knows what will happen next....