Sense of Fate II: Part One

by Ultima999

ALLIANCE

Weeks have passed since the second defeat of Dr. Sloth. Rekozen (the red Kacheek), Sizzleburn (the blue Techo), and Ultima999 (the owner of Rekozen and Sizzleburn) are in a car, headed toward the Gormball Universe Cup.

Rekozen: Are we there yet?

Ultima999: Does it look like we're there?

Sizzleburn: These neggs are sour!

Rekozen: I've never been to the stadium, so how would I know?

Ultima999: Well, I haven't stopped the car, now have I?

Rekozen: I can't tell when you're going at 5 miles per hour.

Sizzleburn: So are these red apples. What are they, a month old?

Ultima999:I'm being a decent driver. You don't want me to get a ticket do you?

Rekozen: Oh look. There's a police car behind us.

Sizzleburn: Is this the leftover pizza from last year's Christmas Eve party?

Ultima999 pulls over, and the cop (a Korbat) approaches them.

Ultima999: Good evening officer.

Rekozen: Sucking up, Ultima?

Ultima999: Shut up, Rekozen.

Korbat Officer: Please show me your NeoPets ID card and driver's license please.

Ultima999: Uh oh.

Rekozen: Smart Ultima, real smart.

Korbat Officer: What?

Ultima999: I left it at home.

Korbat Officer: Are you aware that you were driving 254 MPH slower than the speed limit?

Ultima999: And why is that a problem?

Korbat Officer: People driving at normal speed might have crashed into you.

Sizzleburn: I'll bet you anything in less than 4 hours we'll end up in jail or something.

4 hours later.

Rekozen: You just HAD to argue your head off about the speed limit thing.

Ultima999: Well, I don't think it's fair that I'm getting a ticket for-

Rekozen: A ticket? Ultima, we're in JAIL for one week, and we're going to miss the Gormball Universe Cup because you wouldn't accept a ticket. Even though you were clearly wrong.

Sizzleburn: Both of you, shut up.

Ultima999 + Rekozen: Make us, you brainless lizard!

Sizzleburn: Brainless? Who are you calling brainless?

Rekozen: You!

Ultima999: Rekozen, while we're on the subject of brainless...

Sizzleburn: Keep out of this, Ultima, you ugly freak.

Ultima999: Oh! Freak! That really hurt, sizzleidiot!

Rekozen: You both need girlfriends.

Sizzleburn: Idiot? You're the idiot! You wear pink boxers!

Ultima999: As opposed to pink boxers with FLOWERS on them!

Meanwhile, through sound-proof glass.

Inspector 1: Sad...

Inspector 2: But they're perfect. They are so stubborn, they're off the charts!

Inspector 3: What? That's impossible!

Inspector 2: Not anymore it isn't.

Inspector 1: I'll notify the president.

Inspector 3: Someone better go in there before this turns really ugly.

Inspector 2: It already has.

back to the containment cell

Ultima999: I have a few words for you, but they've been censored!

Sizzleburn: They might as well censore your face, it might give those poor kids nightmares!

Ultima999: The only nightmare is you!

Rekozen: Ok guys, calm down.

Sizzleburn: Why don't you-

Rekozen: Shut up! I can't take it anymore!

Ultima999: Then leave!

Rekozen: I would if I could, idiot!

Sizzleburn: Yup, Ultima's an idiot all right...

Ultima999: You two are as big of idiots as I am, so shut up!

The door opens and Inspector 1 and 2 come in.

Inspector 1: Greetings. We work with ARENA.

Sizzleburn: Good for you!

Inspector 2: We need you.

Rekozen: Don't they all?

Ultima999: And why would you need us?

Inspector 1: The Arekon Cells are loose. They transform Neopets into mutated monsters. We are trying to track the exact locations of the source in which we can then use EMP shockwave satellites to take out their position and-

Sizzleburn: So, why would we care about this?

Inspector 2: Because the only defence against the Arekon Cells is resistance to something. Anything. And you three are so stubborn-

Rekozen: No way! I'm not putting my life in danger with these FBI wannabes just-

Inspector 2: There is a 4.6 billion NP reward for anyone who stops the organization.

Rekozen: Then again, I think we should help these people.

Sizzleburn: Uh huh. Somehow I know this is the start of another adventure.

Ultima999: Well, we need a good adventure.

Inspector 1: We will show you around the ARENA headquarters.

They walk around.

Inspector 2: This is the Weapons Center. You equip all firearms here.

Rekozen (pointing to a large gun): That looks powerful.

Inspector 2: Let's put it this way. If I were on the moon, and you fired that thing into the air, I would be able to see it very cleary due to the high impulse rate of the beam energy.

Rekozen: Oh. Sizzleburn (pointing to a small gun): What does that do? Shoot peas?

Inspector 1: It makes your brain explode.

Sizzleburn: Oh.

Rekozen: Of course it wouldn't have any effect on Ultima999....

Ultima999: Shut up, Rekozen.

They walk around again.

Inspector 2: This is the Radar Center. Using our satellite we can beam weapons to you.

Sizzleburn: That's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life!

Rekozen: Sizzleburn needs to see the world a bit.

Sizzleburn: At least my life doesn't revolve around being stuck-up.

They walk around again.

Inspector 2: This is the Database. We store all information here. There are things the government doesn't know that is stored here.

Rekozen (reading a document): What? It's theoretically impossible to complete quests for the Brain Tree? I knew it!

Sizzleburn (reading a document):What? Neggs aren't 100% real fruit? Nooooooooo.

Ultima999 (reading a document): What? ARENA was the ones that manipulated the judges in Sacrificers so Donna would win? That's very-

Inspector 1 (grabbing the documents): Enough! You will begin your mission when you want.

Rekozen: Well, I'm ready....

Sizzleburn: Yup, I am.

Ultima999: So what are we supposed to do here?

Rekozen + Sizzleburn + Inspector 1: Ultima, there's something we normal people do and that's called paying attention!

Ultima999: But Rekozen, Sizzleburn, you aren't people.

Inspector 2: I think you all should get started. We have something for you in the garage.

To be continued...