Interview With The Fire Faerie

by KiwiMyst

A couple weeks ago I was lucky enough to find the Fire Faerie hiding behind a tree. I asked her if I could interview her and to my surprise, she agreed!

KiwiMyst: Hello, Fire Faerie! How are you?

Fire Faerie: Totally excellent, thanks for asking!

KM: That's great! I heard that you're the fashion queen?

FF: Totally, dude! I have a much better fashion sense than the other faeries. Not to brag or anything, of course! *smile* See this gorgeous dress I am wearing? It cost like 150,000 Neopoints! Maybe even more now. It's da bomb, dawg!!!!!!!

KM: Um, yeah...anyway, you are known around Neopia to play tricks and wreak havoc wherever you go. Is that right?

FF: To be honest, yeah. But it's not like we do it all the time, dude! Some of the time........okay so most of the time but like what does that have to do with you?

KM: Gee, sorry. I see you're very playful.

FF: Duh! Fire Faeries are known to be the most playful creatures in all of Neopia! Sometimes we act like we're uneducated and we don't know how to do anything but playing tricks and getting on people's nerves but that is so not true, man!

KM: Really?

FF: Uh-huh. I mean what I mean and I say what I do and.....wait no, how does that saying to again?? I mean what I do......no, that's not it either..........

KM: I mean what I say and I say what I mean?

FF: Yeah, something like that!

KM: Let's move on, shall we? There are rumours going around saying that you have a major crush on Adam???

FF: Ummmmm....errr....uh.....no, no! That is so not true! What ever made you people say that? I don't have a crush on Adam whatsoever. Okay, so I think he's kinda cute. So what! It's a free country, you know.

KM: *giggles* So you do like Adam!

FF: Like, no I don't!!!!

KM: Yeah, sure.

FF: Like, whatever! As if! I rather go out with Kevin Korbat! Anyway, I do not have time for this...this nonsense! Farewell you annoying little girl!

KM: Okay, thanks! Oh, and I'll tell Adam you said hi! *grin*

FF: Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!!