Ask Dr. Blobish

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Dear Dr. Blobish,

My owner has been acting kinda funny. He's obsessed with rare items. He gets them and puts them in his shop for high prices. He keeps getting Neomail from people who say his shop's prices are too high. He sends them hate mail and now he's starting to report them for hacking! I'm scared. What should I do?

--Trembling in Texas

Dear Trembling in Texas,

Your owner is over reacting to these beggars. If you want my advice, I would tell him to lower the prices so they are higher than the lowest, then they will show up on the Shop Wizard. Tell him to write in his shop: NO BEGGARS!!! He could choose to get Neomail only from his friends. I also suggest selling food and books at low prices. People will come for them, and may buy other things without checking the shop wizard.

Dear Dr. Blobish,

I'm poor. No one will give me money. My computer is slow so I can't get anything off the money tree and they fixed all my favourite cheats! I used to have 20,000 NP but I spent it all on Battledome stuff for my pet. I only have 2000 NP now and people get mad at me when I complain. What can I do (besides games and downloads?)

--Poor and Pooped

Dear Poor and Pooped,

You should call yourself poor and pathetic. Don't whine. It never got me anywhere. Relying on cheats has busted you and you don't deserve to get money back. I'll tell you what to do. To get you started, offer services. Learn html and help people with it. Refer others for a price. Tell all your friends about NeoPets. Enter contests. Make friends. Give some presents to people and they should repay you. I enjoy gift exchanges. I've heard of people who give free items to people who join their Neocircle or guild.

There are so many ways to make NP, be creative (but be nice)!!! If you have a question, Neomail Dr_Blobish. Do not e-mail blobish with questions. Have a nice day!