By: Hicks

Here we are with a second report on the stock market report with: YiBunny "Yu," Errow_the_Ledgendary "ETD" and guest starring: Manager Skeith

YIBUNNY: Well, here we are. The real news casters are locked in a closet gagged...err...I mean they called in sick so we are taking their place.

ETD: Today's biggest winners are Buzz-a-way, who has grown by another third, Cybun Electromatics, Chiatech Password Security, Confederation of Fish Lovers, Hakaheke Island Flights, Faerie Clothing Ltd., Kacheek Telecommunications, and others...

YIBUNNY: But today's BIGGEST winner is... Techrobatics Fitness Video's with a whopping gain of +69.57 or 439np!

YIBUNNY: Today's losers are: The Auction Genie, Skieth Feeding fell today in spite of yesterday's gain.

ETD: Today's biggest loser was The National Neopian.

YIBUNNY: More on that now.

SKIETH MANAGER: Our shares are disappointing now, but please do not sell! We will grow soon.

ETD: Is it true, Mr.. Manager, that you were considering signing a contract with The Auction Genie?

SKIETH: (shakes nervously) UUUUHHMMMM... n-n-n-oooo, it is-sis-sisn't

YIBUNNY: Really?

ETD: This is Errow_the_Ledgendary

YIBUNNY: And YiBunny

BOTH: Signing off!!!