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14th and 15th April - Grey Day

  • You should be able to receive a Lawyerbot avatar today! We apologize for the delay. Rumours say that certain individuals who are in charge of the Lawyerbot Avatar were rather... distressed by Lawyerbot's new poem.

  • The Lutari is now available in a more suitable color for Grey Day at the Rainbow Pool...

  • The Random Contest has been extended to next week. If you haven't sent in your entry already, don't forget to do so before next Friday! :)

  • Hmm... The Chumablahs and Arkmites by the Petpet Puddle are looking rather Grey today...

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released, and it is themed to Grey Day! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like World Challenging for Fun and Profit and The Villain Within.

  • Suitable Poems such as 'My Grey Faerie Doll' and 'A Grey Feast' have appeared to make you reasonably depressed.

  • The Neopian Gift Shop now has pesky grey clouds that will follow you around wherever you go.

    I just can't seem to get out of this bad mood!

  • The Art Gallery is full of many depressing images to make you cry on Grey Day.

  • JubJub is bouncing off to a new adventure and is offering a suitcase full of retired items! Open this suitcase and receive a random item (or more if you're lucky) from the Mystery Island JubJub Power Bounce board. This suitcase also has a chance of awarding a special limited edition bonus item! Visit the NC Mall!

13th April - Lawyerbot Appreciation Day

  • To celebrate Lawyerbot Appreciation Day, Lawyerbot has added a new poem to Lawyerbot's Poem Page!

  • Time to have fun the Lawyerbot way! Lawyerbot sent in a bunch of forms for us to fill out at the Neopian Gift Shop.

    But I can only write with my foot! :(

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Equestrian Usuki. 114 people guessed correctly, earning them 17,544 NP each.

  • It appears that Bruces can now assist Lawyerbot more efficiently in a more practical Robot form.

  • 'All In A Day's Work For Lawyerbot', 'Raise An Usuki For Lawyerbot!', and more Lawyerbot-themed Poems are available for you to enjoy!

  • The Neopian Fresh Foods shop now has two items in stock that Lawyerbot would appreciate!

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun.

  • Dare you venture into the Haunted Woods to visit gentlemanskeleton's Neohomes Spotlight winning home?!

  • Sir Fluffsie the Symol has won the Petpet Spotlight this week!

  • There is a brand new page of images in the Art Gallery for you to admire! :)

12th April

  • Can you believe that Kari? Always sending you on errands searching for the latest negg. Some Festival of Neggs this is turning out to be! You know what would be more fun? Bringing me (the REAL Negg Faerie) all the Mini Neggs you can find! Now, if I can just get this Negg Enlarger to work, I will have bigger and better neggs than Kari could ever find!

  • If you were hoping for a Water Gnorbu or Maraquan Usul, then these new morphing potions from Kauvara's Magic Shop should help you out!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Combobot. Well done Tracker, Blastor, 8193, Optipet_Prime, and all the others.

  • Oh, you're still here. Well, I was hanging out with Zaira today and she told me that she's been studying some ancient journal she found. How rude! Doesn't she know that you should never read someone else's journal? Ah, well. Apparently she's been saving pages out of the journal that are important... I guess if you piece this puzzle together eventually you might be able to find out where this mysterious negg went. Pfft! As if! There is no such thing!

  • The Lenny Conundrum competition has been delayed until tomorrow. The answer to last week's was Ooh. 1608 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 2488 NP each.

  • Some petpet-themed Battledome items have been discovered for sale at the Ice Crystal Shop.

  • 'Cave Exploration', by actgirl_97, is the winning Kreludor Cave Of The Week!

  • Evil Sloth Clone #238 was programmed to think it is Better Than You... but was it programmed to be better than you?! Only accepting the challenge will answer this question!

  • LAST CHANCE! This Saturday is your last chance to visit Edolie's Phantastic Finds and help Edolie search for misplaced items. To start your search, arm yourself with a Phantastic Finds Spring Magnifying Glass and get searching! As a reward for helping out, you'll receive an exclusive NC item prize! Hurry over to the NC Mall to get your Magnifying Glasses before it's too late! Visit the NC Mall!

11th April

  • It looks like the Desert Scarabs have reunited! That is, in stamp form, at the Neopian Post Office!

  • Genevalousie's spring-themed lookup has won User Lookup of the Week!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was The REAL Negg Faerie. 6 people guessed correctly, earning them 333,334 NP each.

  • Lawyerbot seems incredibly happy about his Usukis in this week's Caption Contest image...

  • This week's Gallery Spotlight winner is vampiregoddessalex for their gallery, 'A Grey Day'!

  • From a guide to better thieving to tips on decorating your Lost Desert home, Sutek's Scrolls has everything in stock!

  • Don't forget to check out the Art Gallery today as there is a brand new page of images for you to look at!

10th April

  • The Festival of Neggs is still going strong, so don't forget to visit Kari to receive your clue for the day! If you find a Mini Negg during your search, you might also want to visit the "Real" Negg Faerie for a Negg Enlarger. You never know what you might get! Meanwhile, at the Neggery, Zaira has made a rather odd discovery...

  • If you are a frequent visitor of Meridell, you will probably recognise the latest characters that are now available in plush form at Plushie Palace!

  • Dr_tomoe sent in this week's brand new Story Telling beginning to us! :)

    Today, though, the Pant Devil was feeling bold. Sure, it was fun to steal the Colourful Charm Bracelets and various jelly beans from the festivalgoers, but that was starting to get old. No, today he was going to go for something big.

    The Pant Devil had heard that the Negg Faerie kept rare and special Neggs inside her cart, ones that she didn't give out to anyone, no matter how many Neggs they collected...

  • There is now a harphorn and a rather... unusual instrument for sale at the Neopian Music Shop.

  • Hatsumeisha the Ruki has won the Pet Spotlight this week!

  • Congratulations go out to Dognisk and Majesty2982! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • 'The REAL One', 'Cooking For Kougras', and more titles are available for you to read in the Poems page!

  • All-new Mystery Capsule! Kick off the season with the Spring Garden Mystery Capsule! Open it and receive a spring item from the NC Mall as well as the chance of being awarded one of three limited edition bonus items! Visit the NC Mall!

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