"Class, please mind your manners. This is Khoralle and she's new to this school! Please make her feel welcome and comfortable in this class. You all remember when you were new to school, didn't you?"

by one_two_three456

"Listen up, me mates. This be our plan..."

by incontanentia_rome

"What in the name of sporks possessed you to bring Vira into this house?!"

by ieva_kasku

I did it! her inner voice exclaimed. I finally bought the perfect gift!

by ladyariel32

“He looks shy, but I think he’ll be happy with Kit… and us. I just hope that EleanorAnne will treat him nicely.”

by haywire_kitty

This was getting old… everyday, Lyla, the Faerie Gelert, throws one of her tantrums… everyday, she gets greedier, asking for more expensive items and near impossible events.

by beapbop

"They were all selling at the unbuyable level, but I finally managed to find one selling for 99,999 NP. I took the first one that I saw."

by greenpickle2

"Alright, mate. Let the best petpet win."

by immortalmina

The truth was, there were only ninety issues of the classic version of the Neopian Times in the archives, but a total of one-hundred-twelve copies had been released.

by too_kule

“You’re not going anywhere until I tell you about this really ugly mutant I saw in the bathroom!”

by covergirl_tanemura

Man-YOU-facturing Expensive Items

There are many expensive things in Neopia, especially in the Hidden Tower. These items can cost anywhere from 100,000 to 12 million Neopoints! Many people dream of owning these items, but it can take a while to save up to buy them, especially if you have around the same amount of Neopoints as I do... *cough* poor! So that is why nice, sweet little me decided to make a guide so you can make these items yourself using a few easily purchased and inexpensive materials!... more>>

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