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The Neopian Times Week 71 > Articles > Top 20 Uses for Cups of Hot Borovan

Top 20 Uses for Cups of Hot Borovan

by blueangeleyes

20. If you pour some on the clouds in Faerieland, it would form a hole... then you could spy on the people below without them knowing!

19. Freeze it and take it with you when you go to the Lost Desert. It'd be nice to have something cold to drink, and no one would dare ask you for some brown looking water.

18. Always keep some in your pocket when going to the advent calendar. If your prize gets stuck in the snow, you can use the hot borovan to melt the snow around it!

17. When the Snow Faerie gives you a bad quest, bribe her by saying you'll give her a Cup of Hot Borovan instead of one of the expensive items she asks for. Since she's always really cold, it just might work!

16. Pour all the borovan out, and wear the cup as a lovely hat to the next Neopian festival.

15. Tell the Brain Tree you're going to pour it on his head and melt away his brain cells if he doesn't give you all of his attack forks, muahahaha!

14. Feed it to your Floud, since they like it better than carrots.

13. Use it to give your Usuki Doll a lovely bath. Just don't tell your mother...

12. Since December 20 is Borovan Day... you could give it to one of your great Neofriends on this day!

11. It also makes a lovely Christmas present, since it snows on Christmas and everyone gets very cold! It's good for warming hands.

10. Pour it out and use the cup to hold pretty flowers.

9. I guess you could actually try to sell it for Neopoints. Would anyone buy it??

8. Drink it to make you warm. But be careful, there are side effects, which brings us to...

7. Drinking it makes hair grow on your chest! So all you men with bald chests, have no fear, borovan is here!

6. Pour lots of it into the bathtub and bathe in it for that extra nice borovan smell!

5. If you live in Terror Mountain, then you know what a hassle it is scraping that ice off of your windows. Pour hot borovan on them, and the ice will melt away! Which brings us to...

4. Take some with you when you visit the Snowager! If he tries to attack, threaten to throw it on him and melt his scary ice teeth off.

3. Take a supply with you when you go on vacation in Mystery Island. When swimming with your sibling or friend, wait until they're not paying attention, pour some into the water next to them, and saw "Ewwww, gosh, why did you do that?!"

2. Pour it into the Rainbow Pool and tell the Starry Uni, "Help, help! I dropped my brown paint brush! Can you give me another?"

1. You could use "borovan" for your Neopets name! -- No, wait, that's silly.

No one would do that....

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