"And then the Kau said, "I thought you said to get the
MOLTENORE!" Kirby0806 grinned as his crowd laughed. He bowed and stepped off
the fence. "Thank you, thank you. Be sure to come here tomorrow, same time same
place!" Kirby walked away from the alley and went toward his Neohome. "Sure
is late. Hope soggydude doesn't mind." He yawned and began to stumble toward
his Neohome. As he was crossing the street, he fell asleep standing. A car screeched
to a halt.
"HEY! GET OFF THE ROAD!" Kirby woke up quickly
and ran, as the driver zoomed off. He ran the rest of the way home and went
inside. He turned on a small light and looked around.
"Let's see...aha!" He took a can of glue and
a brush. "This should do it," he said as he used it. He was putting glue on
a chair when he fell asleep, with the brush sticking out.
Morning...
"Kirby... Kirby... wake up... WAKE UP NOW!"
Kirby's eyes snapped open, and saw his owner
soggydude. "I'm awake!" He looked at his hand that still held the glue. "Oh,
that... hehehe." Detective Lupe was also at the table, and he carefully looked
at everything he touched while avoiding the chair that had the glue on it. Soggydude
did the same, and the three sat down and ate breakfast. Kirby wolfed down his
toast, while Detective and soggydude ate cereal.
"Were you up last night again?"
Kirby looked up as he crunched down his food.
He swallowed, and then answered. "A little... okay, the whole night."
Detective sighed. "You really should go to bed
earlier. You're going to go to school soon, and the teachers there can be strict.
If you fall asleep in class, your grades will most likely drop and WOULD YOU
STOP THAT?"
Kirby stared. "What?" He jerked his hand back
from the glue-coated brush that was covering Detective's glass. But Detective
was looking at soggydude, who was moving his hand like a mouth in a parody of
Detective.
"What? You sound like a parent! If I was ruler
of Neopia, school would be history!"
"Then how would we know about it?"
"Uh... eat your breakfast!" Soon they were all
done, and a large mutated plant came through the window.
"BREAKFAST!" They all gathered their scrapes
and soggydude got up and gave him them.
"Hey MP. How's breakfast." He answered soggydude
by belching loudly. "Nice I take it."
"YES!" The large plant then took its large head
out of the window. Detective pointed to where it was.
"And that's why you shouldn't let Sheriff cook."
Kirby rolled his eyes.
"Yes, you've already told me." Kirby looked at
a clock on the kitchen wall. "Well, I gotta go!" He drank the last of his chocolate
milk and bolted out the door. Detective also drank from his glass and was surprised
when it stuck to his hand.
"He's so annoying!" He banged it against the
table while soggydude laughed.
"You're just saying that because he got you!"
He got up, only to find out that he had been glued to his chair. "On second
thought..."
Kirby walked down the streets in a disguise.
He looked like a handy man/pet and carried a box. He went up to the auction
house and to the Scorchio. The Scorchio looked at him.
"Who are you?"
"I'm here to fix the speakers." The Scorchio
continued to stare at him.
"I don't recall anyone coming. Let me check the
computer." He left into another room, unaware that Kirby had already sneaked
in earlier and put it on the computer. After a few minutes the Scorchio came
back.
"Well?" Kirby asked.
"I guess you are. Strange, I don't recall asking
anyone to come here and fix it up. Oh well."
"That's okay." Kirby grinned and went through
another door. He looked at the connections. "This is going to be a tough prank,
but..." He opened the box, and looked around. He sneaked to other auctions,
and took some stereos and a Sticks N' Stones CD. He went over to the speakers.
"Muhahahaha!"
The Scorchio looked at the vast crowd that had
gathered to bid on the items. "Got the mike Tony?" The Techo nodded, and gave
it to him. The Scorchio took it and turned it to on. Instantly Sticks N' Stone's
VERY loud rock music was even louder, causing everyone in the Marketplace to
stop. The Scorchio tried to turn it off, but Kirby disabled the wireless connection
as soon as the music played.
"That worked very well, methinks." He had covered
his ears so that he couldn't hear the music. He left the room and locked the
door so that they would have to use the keys to get in. But that would be hard,
considering Kirby had the keys. He took off the disguise and ran.
"THERE HE IS!" But the Scorchio's cry was drowned out by the music, and everyone
was rushing for something to cover his or her ears. Kirby made it out of the
market safe.
"Yes! Kirby strikes again!" He ran to the buses
and quickly hopped onto the roof.
"HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY!" But the bus left before
the driver could be alerted, and Kirby was in Faerieland before they had gotten
through the door. Up in the air the music could still be heard, but in normal
volume. Kirby hopped off the bus and ran to his home, grinning. He opened the
door, and saw his owner and Detective. They both looked at him, and Kirby saw
the live news was at the Auction house. Soggydude jumped out and went over to
Kirby.
"Great one Kirby! How did you--"
"AHEM!" Detective glared at soggydude.
"Uh, I mean..." His voice was flat and monotonous.
"Don't do it again, or you will suffer, blah blah." Kirby's voice matched him.
"Yes sir, whatever whatever." Soggydude leaned
closer, making sure Detective couldn't hear.
"Tell me how you did it later." Kirby nodded,
and then noticed the can of Neocola on the coffee table.
"NEOCOLA! WHERE? TELL ME!" His fur began to stick
out.
"In the walk in refrigerator." Kirby ran to the
kitchen and into the walk in fridge. He opened the door, and was instantly buried
in ice cold Neocola.
"Be sure to put the two truckloads back!" Kirby
grabbed one, stuffed the rest back, and quickly opened the can.
"YES YES YES!" He lifted the can up and calmly
took a sip. "Good flavor...as always." He walked back and saw a commercial for
Achyfi cola. "BOOOOO!" Detective turned to him.
"It's not like they can hear you."
"So what? Achyfi is the ENEMY!"
"You seriously need help." Detective turned back.
"What? Neocola was first, and then Achyfi COPIED
off them!" He took a larger swallow from the can and burped. Soggydude turned.
"Nice. But...BUURRRRRRPP!" Detective puts his
head in his paws.
"Why me?"
"Oh yeah? BUUURRRRPPPPPPPPP!"
"Oh yeah? BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP!" Detective
went out of the house.
"I'm leaving!" He called over his shoulder.
Out in space...
"Okay, regroup and GET THAT GRUNDO!" An Evil
Black Fuzzle looked above his army as they charged at Zygorax. This Fuzzle was
different then the rest, as he looked like the one created by the toy manufactures
on Neopia. He wore small jetpacks on his feet to keep him up in the air. He
groaned as each and every one was zapped.
"Commander Flagg!" The Fuzzle turned and saw
another Evil Fuzzle.
"Yes?"
"We are doing very badly."
"That's it? We are doing very badly? HOW ABOUT
SOME STATISTICS?" The other Fuzzle looked down.
"I couldn't bring them, because I have no hands."
Flagg rolled his eyes.
"USE YOUR FEET!" The other Fuzzle's eyes lit
up.
"Yeah, that sounds good!" He zoomed off. After
a few minutes, the other Fuzzle came and held some documents with his feet.
"So? Read--" Flagg was cut off as one of Zygorax's
shots went stray and hit his foot-jet. It burst, and the other one pushed him
backward. "Help me!" The other Fuzzle looked confused.
"But I have the documents in my hands-er feet!"
"CURSE YOU!" Flagg zoomed to Neopia, and the
gravity soon caught him. His one-foot jet was too small to fight it, and he
fell. He most likely would have burned, had the foot jet not slowed him some.
He landed near the front door of the Toy Shop, and his other foot jet broke
off. It rolled away into the woods nearby, and the door was opened. Flagg quickly
froze. The Lupess who ran the shop looked at him.
"How did this get here?" She shrugged and picked
him up. Flagg looked around and got an idea of his surroundings. He was put
with the other normal Black Evil Fuzzles. Flagg looked at one, and as soon as
the Lupess was gone he tried to talk to it.
"So what's your name?" When he got no response
he poked it with his foot. It fell over, and he realized it wasn't real. "This
isn't good."
Meanwhile...
Kirby took the Neopoints given to him by soggydude
and looked at the shops. "Let's see...book store? Nah. Petpet shop? No, not
enough money. Magic shop? No. Food shop? Not hungry. Stamp Kiosk? Too boring.
Back to School shop?" He shuddered. "Auction House? DEFINITELY not!" He left
the main market and went to the left. "Okay, what have we here? Toy shop? Sure!"
He walked in and looked. A lot of owners and their pets were in. He watched
as the Lupess stocked a new pile of Black Evil Fuzzles.
"BLACK EVIL FUZZLES!" This came from someone
who had already gotten a few other Fuzzles. A group instantly homed in on it,
and Kirby was in it. He grabbed one, and took it to the counter.
"1870 Neopoints."
"800!"
"1630."
"900."
"1390."
"1000."
"Deal!" The Lupess took the money and Kirby left.
He looked at the Evil Black Fuzzle, which he thought was a Black Evil Fuzzle.
"Neat!" The mouth of the Fuzzle moved.
"Thanks for getting me out of there!" Kirby blinked,
and then turned Flagg over.
"This one has a voice!"
"I'm real, you moron."
"And it's ultra-intelligent!" Kirby went back
to his Neohome with Flagg and ran to soggydude, who was on the computer playing
Neoquest. "Look what I got!" Soggydude glanced at it before returning to the
computer.
"Nice. TAKE THAT GIANT WADJET!"
"It talks!" Kirby looked for the string but couldn't
find one. "That's strange." He shrugged and went up to his room. "It talked
before." Flagg got out of Kirby's grip and landed on the floor.
"How many times do I have to tell you, I'M REAL!"
Kirby stared.
"No way!"
"Yes way. Do you believe me now?" Kirby nodded.
"Yeah. This is neat!"
"So do you have anything I can use to contact...someone?"
"Sure, the phone."
"That wouldn't work." Flagg looked around the
room.
"So you talk?"
"Yeah."
"How?"
"I just do."
"So should I call you something? Like Fluff or
Fuzzle or whatever?"
"Anything other then Flagg and you will spend
every waking moment in fear!" Kirby nodded.
"Okay, Flagg." Just then soggydude called from
downstairs.
"Lunch is ready!" Kirby grabbed Flagg and took
his downstairs. Flagg made himself look like a real Black Evil Fuzzle. Kirby
sat down and placed Flagg on the table.
"Hey Detective and soggydude, meet Flagg." Detective
raised an eyebrow.
"You already named it?"
"Him. He's actually alive, but he just acts like
this to fool people, like in the stories." Soggydude looked up.
"Really? Is he planning to conquer Neopia?" Kirby
shrugged.
"I don't know, I just got him." Detective rolled
his eyes.
"Really Kirby." He resumed eating his Omlette.
Kirby stuck his tongue out.
"He is alive! So there!" Kirby finished and went
outside, taking Flagg with him. Flagg looked around.
"Yes, this should be a good place to contact
the Evil Fuzzles." Kirby turned to him.
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing at all..."
Later...
Flagg grinned evilly as he finished the last
of his contraption. "Now I can contact the Evil Fuzzles and get out of this
planet. It is nice though..." He looked around. "We'll have to put it on our
To Conquer list." He pushed a button and adjusted the channel to reduce the
static.
"Hello? Who is this?"
"This is Flagg, Evil Fuzzle Commander."
"Where are you?"
"I got hit and landed in Neopia. Pick me up!"
"Sure, just give us your location."
"It's--" Flagg was cut off again as Kirby ran
over to him.
"Hey Flagg, I have a great idea!" As he came
over, Kirby stomped the contraption, and contact was lost.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"Geeze, you haven't even heard it yet." Flagg
looked at him.
"What is it?"
"You can help me!" With that he picked up Flagg
who looked at the damaged radio.
"You may have stopped me now, but wait just until
later!"
"Huh?"
"Never mind... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kirby
stared at him.
"Have you consumed caffeine lately?"
To be continued...
The price for the Black Evil Fuzzle was taken at time of writing. How's
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