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The Neopian Times Week 50 > Short Stories > The Genius Mr_Polkadot's Tries to Catch Some Zs

The Genius Mr_Polkadot's Tries to Catch Some Zs

by axel_grease

"FINALLY MY CALCULATIONS are fitting together!" Polkadot said, working on his computer. It was late in his lab. Very late. Polkadot was staying up late working on his newest experiment.

     "Arf Rarf!"

     Polkadot looked behind him to see Hunter his blue Anubis talking in his sleep and pretending to chase after something.

     "So your finally done Boss?" Kiko-Bot yelled as Polkadot jumped out of his seat.

     "Shhhh! You want to wake up the whole house?" Polkadot hushed Kiko-Bot.

     "Hmmm. I do!" Kiko-Bot whispered smiling with his speaker mouth.

     "Welp I have to get some sleep it's already 6:00 am! Good night!" Polkadot said.

     "All righty then. Good night!" Kiko-Bot waved at his boss.

Later in Polkadot's Bedroom...

     "Yaaaawn..." Polkadot sighed as he climbed into his bed.

     "I can't wait to go to sleep," Polkadot said as he turned off the light and took off his glasses and studded colar.

     "POLKADOT!!!" a speckled Aisha said as he slammed open Polkadot's bedroom door. It was Gahagafawga, Polkadot's brother.

     "Hmmm? Ugh... please, Gahaga, not now; I need to sleep," Polkadot said as he woke up from his slumber, putting his glasses back on.

     "_Reemer_ glued my plushies to the wall with his understructable glue!" Gahaga said as he glared at his Shoyru sibling outside of the room.

     "Did not!" Reemer said with a tacky smile, hiding a big bottle of glue behind his back.

     "I need your 'Glue-B-Gone'!" Gahage pleaded.

     "Byeeee!" Polkadot said as he took a broom and shut the door.

     "HAHA!" Reemer laughed loudly behind the door.

     "BE QUIET!" Gahaga yelled back.

     "WHY IS THAT?" Reemer questioned.

     "BECAUSE POLKADOT IS TRYING TO SLEEP!" Gahaga replied.

     "TRYING TO WEEP?" Reemer asked again.

     "NOOOO SLEEEEEP!" Gahaga yelled back as Polkadot put a pillow over his ears.

A few minutes later...

     Polkadot was sleeping soundly. Suddenly the door cracked open gentley as Polkadot's little sister, a purple usul named Missy_Behave slowly walked in folowing a small fly.

     "I'm gonna get yooooou!" Missy said as she stalked the fly and waited till it landed... on Polkadot's nose. "That's right fly... you're not going to wake up Polkadot," she taunted the fly as she grabbed a nearby pillow. "Okay aaaaand NOOOW!" Missy raised the pillow up in the air as Polkadot awoke.

     "Huh? MISSY! nooooo!" Polkadot said as Missy hit Polkadot right smack in the snout.

     "MISSY, GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOM!" Polkadot said, pointing to the exit.

     "Ok! Ok!" Missy sighed and retreated.

An hour later...

     The phone was ringing off the hook which was woke Polkadot... once again.

     "Ummm yeah Polkadot is the name and solving... whatever," Polkadot said rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

     "Hello Polkadot! This is the Chief!" the Chia Police Chief said.

     "Oh, hey Chief," Polkadot said half asleep.

     "You've got to come over right away!"

     "No Chief! Today is my sleeping day," Polkadot whined.

     "Well it's just I'm not feeling myself today," the Chief said.

     "I'm sorry Chief. Goodbye," Polkadot said as he hung up the phone.

     "Well!" the Chief said as he hung up the phone.

     "Some people!" a purple Lenny with the voice of The Chief yelled.

A couple minutes later...

     "Uh Boss? Wake up Boss!" Kiko-Bot yelled nervously.

     "Go away Kiko-Bot!" Polkadot said as he pulled the blanket over his face.

     "But it's really important! I messed with one of your inventions!" Kiko-Bot said.

     "Can't it wait?" Polkadot said.

     "Well, uh, not for long..." Kiko-Bot said, looking at a small time bomb strapped to the wall, ticking down from ten seconds.

     "Whatever it is it's going to have to wait!" Polkadot said.

     "Okay... whatever!" Kiko-Bot said as he whistled and hopped in the elevator to take him upstairs to Polkadot's Lab.

Ten seconds later...

     BOOOOM! A small explosion smashed the bed into the wall with Polkadot in it.

     "Grrrr! I'm going to go to a place where I can get some sleep!" Polkadot said as he glabbed his blanket and left his room

Later that night...

     "I am sooo tired!" Gahaga said as he walked with the rest of the family.

     "Yeah I know! Pestering you sure is exhausting!" Reemer said as he rubbed his eyes.

     "I can't wait to hop in the bed!" Bennigans said as they all went in their room.

     "OOOOOORE!" Polkadot snored from the living room.

     "Polkadot! Shhh!" Missy hushed Polkadot but to no relief.

     "Please Polkadot!" Gahaga yelled at Polkadot... but still nothing.

     "SHHHH!" Reemer screamed from downstairs.

     "OOOOORE!" Polkadot said as he silently giggled, drifting back to sleep.

     The family continued to scream at Polkadot.

The End

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