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The Neopian Times Week 36 > Articles > An Interview with the Pant Devil

An Interview with the Pant Devil

by joe_c15

Between the evil beings that lurk in Neopia, one of the most popular "bad guys" is the Pant Devil. Yeah, that laughing, evil-looking, item-stealing monster. Yeah, that Pant Devil. Between stealing items and doing Battledome challenges (which I would mention, he always loses) I, joe_c15, got a chance to catch up with the devil himself and answer some of my tough questions.

Joe-c15 ( J ): So, we all know that you love stealing items from people, but what I want to know is... why?

Pant Devil ( PD ): Well, firstly, I just don't love stealing items, but I also love the way that the owners cry and scream over my actions. What do I do with the items? Well, I use all the BD items in Battle Dome... duh!

J: Ooookay, but what about the toys, the plushies and the food. You do eat them, do you? The food, I mean.

PD: The food. Well, if the food is delicious, then why not?

J: And the toys and extra stuff?

PD: Oh, well... I have my own little secrets lying around. Doesn't everybody? I mean, look at Jhudora... she lets everybody give her items, and did she tell them what they're for? Noooo. That is kind of like me. I'm secretive.

J: When somebody challenges you to BD, do you always lose?

PD: Oh no. Even though I'm like, the easiest one around, I sometimes win. About 5 wins in 20 games or so, but that doesn't bother me... I have all their precious items. *laughs wickedly*

J: What do you think about the April Fools joke? I mean, that's got to hurt. Everybody was accusing you.

PD: That was so five minutes ago but well, since you mention it, it was kind of funny. Everybody was fuming at me. I became a star. Not that I'm not a star but, you know... I became even more a star. I was the popular monster in Neopia. Not that I'm not... AAARGH! You know what I mean. *sighs*

J: Yeah, we all know what you mean. *rolls eyes* How do you spend your free time anyway? When you're not stealing, I mean.

PD: Well, I sometimes hang out with my colleagues.

J: Colleagues?

PD: Yeah, those who do stuff the same as me, or similar to me.

J: Like who?

PD: Like the Grundo what's-his-name. Yeah, and there's the wandering ghosts and I sometimes hang out with the Flaming Meerca.

J: Flaming Meerca? You hang out with the Meerca?

PD: That's not kind of surprising. I mean, we play BD and all. We're labeled bad guys and that kind of stuff. Why?

J: Hey, I'm doing the interview here! I was just surprised, you know. So, next question. How do you feel when everybody in Neopia hates you? Not a single owner wants to see you, or even hear your name. How do you take that?

PD: I take it like a juicy chilli dog from Hubert's. I love it when people hate me; that's why I'm here. I am born to be hated and looked down upon. Hey, that's my job. Why, you feel sorry for me?

J: As I said, I'm doing the interview.

PD: Yeah, yeah...

*beep* *beep*

J: What's that?

PD: My beeper. Somebody's about to challenge me in the Battledome. Got to go... oh, I enjoyed the interview, if you would like to know.

J: Good luck, I hope you don't lose.

PD: Don't worry if I lose. I'm the Pant Devil, remember?

J: Yeah...

*Pant Devil flies off*

You see, the Pant Devil isn't kinda bad. Well, even if he is a thief, a conceited little freak, and a little selfish, he isn't bad like we all think. Take my word for it... or better yet, my items.

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