Lost Worlds of Neopia - Episode V: Neopian Protection Zone 6b by evianevian |  |
Today, Lost Worlds of Neopia is going to take you where none but a few are
legally allowed to go; a place shrouded in mystery and thousands of pounds of
sand; a place only StormSong the blue Gelert could lead you to... yes, folks,
today you will see NEOPIAN PROTECTION ZONE 6B!!
This had to be one of my most strenuous missions ever. After months of combing
the Lost Desert, I finally found this area, properly classified Sector PZ-6B,
simply by walking 83 kilometres straight west of Sakhmet (Oops, the government
told me not to reveal that!). Umm, other than that information that just slipped
out, everything about this place is classified: population, area, weather, and
terrain. Seeing as how it's in the desert, the last two should really be no
surprise: Dry and dusty.
The only people even allowed to KNOW about the area are top government and
military officials (and of course, the Faerie Queen). It all began in Year 3,
when a flying Shoyru witnessed a horde of thousands of bug-shaped machines soaring
at a high speed over Tyrannia. After this, reports poured in by the hundreds
of similar visions. The Tyrannian Army got involved, with several of its units,
including the elite Pteri Olive Berets and the Nautical G.R.A.R.R.L.s. These
groups used some of the most powerful artillery known to Neopia: Dung Catapults,
capable of flinging manure great distances, but to no avail. Obviously machines
are immune to the pungent odour and disgusting texture of dung.
The only semi-conclusive knowledge about this phenomena was discovered by
what the government has dubbed the Lone Wocky, who had created a surprisingly
sturdy tank out of toothpicks and Tchea jelly, a very sticky substance. He had
driven this contraption out into the desert (to 6b)
and found dunes covered in the bug-shaped thingies, which are either creations
of Sloth (as every other Neopian catastrophe is) or *gasp BEINGS FROM ANOTHER
PLANET!!!
There are a few entertaining things to do here. If you're lucky, the Lone
Wocky will invite you to share in his afternoon tea of Ummagine spread on Sutek
Muffins. At one o'clock daily, target practice is held, where you can enter
the Wocky's tank and take aim at these crashed menaces to society. For the low,
low price of 15 NP, the Lone Wocky will chisel your name into the crashed bug
of your choice. Once weekly, the government tries to drive the Wocky off the
site but to no avail, as he uses a Sticky Hand to take away all of their weapons,
leaving them defenceless and frightened.
If you have a small budget, enjoy sand getting in your nostrils and eyes,
and want to leave behind a bug-shaped alien-created being with your name emblazoned
on it, then go ahead, visit Neopian Protection
Zone 6b. But watch out for those Dung Catapults; they're brutal!
That was certainly... intriguing. Let's just hope the government doesn't press
charges for our wilful release of confidential information. Come by next week
for Lost Worlds of Neopia - Episode VI: Snowy
Valley High!
Disclaimer: The areas described in these articles exist only in the
Neopedia or other written records of Neopia; there is currently no way to access
them. Thanks to collin
for this idea. |
