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Faerieland – This is Steven_12y reporting to you live from Faerieland. Faeries
were once those magical creatures that helped our helps and gave them abilities.
Now, they continue to do this and have created a world for themselves. But have
you noticed that faeries are appearing not only in Faerieland but other worlds
too? For example, there is the Space Faerie at the Space Station, Jhuidah on Mystery
Island, Taelia on Terror Mountain, and the Negg Faerie is also on Terror Mountain,
the Soup Faerie is in Neopia Central, Illusen in Meridell, and we all don't know
where the Tooth Faerie is! Why don't these magical faeries stay on their homeland?
Is this the start of a faerie colonization? Well I don't know, and where's the
truth?
Well, I'm not done my introduction yet; just think if the faeries were really
planning something. We would be wrong about Balthazar all this time. He would
be capturing faeries for a good reason. I think before we let these faeries
continue to do what they do without anyone watching them; we must take action
and see what they do! We must spy on them, check up and most importantly, stop
them. Okay, I think that's a good introduction and before I continue to speak
gibberish, here's 50 ways to stop it if it does happen!
50. Help Balthazar capture the faeries.
49. Lead all villains to Faerieland causing all faeries to leave their new
home and help.
48. Annoy Fyora by yelling and pulling her hair, to order them home.
47. Why just annoy Fyora? Annoy the rest of the faeries too!
46. Bribe Jhudora with Illusen to use her dark magic pulling them home.
45. Walk around each faerie outside of Faerieland with the bat from Whack-A-Kass.
44. Pick up Turmaculus and drop him on each faerie.
43. Use the Snowager as a hose.
42. Pretend to be Fyora and command them back.
41. Report them to the Neopets Team!
40. Throw tomatoes at them.
39. Give them a free night at Castle of Eliv Thade.
38. You know, why not just leave them in the Haunted Woods while you're at
it.
37. Let them meet my little brother.
36. Put them in the Battledome.
35. Use a Chia Morphing Potion on them.
34. They are faeries aren't they? Well then paint them with Faerie Paint Brushes
also!
33. Offer them cheese and pickles to leave.
32. Do number 33 but add please.
31. Spam their inbox.
30. Bring the Space Faerie into Neopia and send the other faeries into space.
29. Make them slaves at my plushie tycoon factory!
28. Slaves? I'll just make them into plushies.
27. Make another 50 reasons how and tell them.
26. Offer them an avatar.
25. Get a baby Neopet to say "Please don't do this to me"
24. Make a fan group and chase them around.
23. In fact, make four fan groups to chase them.
22. Sleep on it and think of reasonable ways.
21. Do nothing, they're only faeries....
20. Sneak up on them and scare them every hour.
19. Make them sit through the Wheel of Monotony.
18. Hmm, we still got time; make them sit through it again.
17. Give them a Neopet to take care of.
16. Take number 35 and then send them to the Lab Ray.
15. Give them a quest for unreasonable items.
14. They're Chias right? Well RELEASE THE LUPES!
13. Create a cloning machine to clone Balthazar.
12. Leave them in the heat of the Lost Desert for a week.
11. Leave them in the cold of Terror Mountain for a week.
10. Make them live under the sea and make them sing the song "Under the Sea".
9. Turn them into rock and mail them to Fyora.
8. Rock didn't work? Try mummifying them!
7. Put them on the other side of Neopia.
6. Okay so mummifying and rock didn't work? Just place into a big box, faerie
sized, and send through Neopost.
5. Force them to do the chicken dance or return home.
4. Why only the chicken dance when they can break dance also!
3. Think of a better way to notify Neopians.
2. Run around Neopia screaming faeries are out to get them.
1. And the NUMBER ONE thing to do is….nothing since the faeries aren't taking
over right?
Well, there is a chance that the faeries are up to nothing and that I should
stop rambling on about nothing, but never look at the faeries again without
taking precaution. Just remember that they are faeries and some faeries are
dark and evil. If some are evil, that means they each have the ability to turn
evil and do many evil acts. We once fought faeries in the Battledome, and they
ran away. We are stronger but they own all the artifacts of Neopia. Are they
siding with Dr. Frank Sloth? Or is it Boochi? We won't know will we until it's
too late. Right now isn't too late so as before, let's take action. Now please
take care and don't let your guard down.
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Thank you for reading my article! I really appreciate it! I also hope you enjoyed
it and if you have any comments, feel free to Neomail me ASAP! Also this is
really untrue…the faeries probably aren't taking over and just want to help
everyone like faeries are suppose to do!
Also I'd like to thank the Neopets Team for accepting it into the Neopian Times.
I'll like to thank anyone to sends a comment to me and I'll reply ASAP.
This article might be fact but when I wrote it, it was all fictional, it is
for humor purposes like many other lists. I might write the other 50 lists in
the future so please I ask, please be patient!
Any ideas will also help the process of more lists and hopefully you'll contribute
them and if you do, remind me to credit you.
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