FREE ROYAL PAINT BRUSH! Good, that got your attention. Now, we have all been to
the new Wheel of Monotony, right? Sure we have! And we know it takes AGES to finish
spinning. So what do you do during that time? Good question. What do you think
this article is for, teaching you how to talk to Meepits? No, it is simply a list
of things you can do while you wait those long minutes.
On second thought, maybe you don't know what the Wheel of Monotony is? Well,
it's a new wheel you spin, and get a prize depending on what you land on. And
it spins for hours! Got it? If you don't, that's your problem for not playing
the newest thing, the talk of Neopia, and you think about that next time!
Now, without further interruptions and worthless introductions about talking
to Meepits, here is a full list of 80 things you can do while you wait!
1. Teach your Feepit how to fly
2. Write fan mail to Al the Chia
3. Decorate the Meridell Castle with colorful flags
4. See what REALLY happens when you feed Flouds carrots
5. Ask Sarah the Zafara to tell you everything she knows
6. Have a conversation with a Pet Rock
7. Have a staring contest with a Kiko Squeeze Toy
8. Have a thumb war with a Yellow Chia Plushie
9. Try to reach the Virtupets Space Station by standing on a thousand Neopian
Times 3
10. Keep trying until you win Test Your Strength
11. Try and make the Brain Tree be best friends with the Money Tree
12. Count all the grains of sand in your Bottle of Orange Sand
13. Teach Adam how to draw
14. Read every article, comic, and story written by stoneman3x
15. In fact, you might as well read the every Neopian Times
16. Give Matt and Greg the angry programmers Yoga lessons
17. Go on a Melted Chocolate Easter Negg hunt
18. Interview Kass
19. Teach the Tyrannians English
20. Make a popular guild about Plain Red Notebooks
21. Get Dr. Sloth to dress up like Snowflake and collect Neopoints for the
poor
22. Find the Neopet with the longest name
23. Find Boochi and demand him to turn your pet into a baby
24. Lose to Punchbag Bob
25. Read all the posts
26. Ask the Neopets Team every question you can think of
27. Convince Fyora to give you a Royal Paint Brush for half the price
28. Make King Skarl laugh so much at your joke he falls off his throne and
squishes Lisha
29. Roll the Turmaculus out of Meridell
30. Find 6 rare berries in one game of Pick Your Own
31. Dig a hole in Neopia Central and end up in Krawk Island
32. Climb Terror Mountain
33, Make Jhudora friends with Illusen
34. Get a story about cheese in the Neopian Times
35. Refresh at the pound until you see that cute Bruce from the "Visit the
Neopian Pound and adopt me!" sign
36. Lose a race to a Slorg
37. Go on a Ghostkerchief hunt
38. Capture the Snowager
39. Try and cheer up a Grey Lupe
40. Make a Grarrl a vegetarian
42. Convince a Jetsam to buy a Romantic Notebook
43. Wallpaper your Neohome with I Love Mazzews Posters
44. Figure out why there is always a rainbow over Neopia Central on the Explore
page
45. Get in the Caption Contest with the caption "I see dead cheese"
46. Take a lovely walk around the world of Neopia riding a Warf
47. Watch a race between a Slorg and a Turdle
48. Use a Red Sticky Hand to move the Haunted Woods to Mystery Island
49. Climb to the top of the castle in Roo Island
50. Interview a red apple on its opinion on green apples
51. Catch a Cybunny with a butterfly net
52. Find a Meepit allergic to juice
53. Get an Esophagor T-shirt from the Esophagor
54. Convince the Chia Clown to let you use his Chia Clown Car
55. Read an article on what to do during the Wheel of Monotony
56. Convince Adam that asparagus is gross
57. Make the Kaus to go on strike so you can drink soda instead of milk
58. Find a bald Kyrii
59. Convince Lord Kass to join Meridell
60. Make Dr. Sloth enter the Beauty Contest...
61. Make Sloth win the Beauty Contest
62. Teach a Skeith how to dance
63. Use a Light Faerie Eraser to rub out Jhudora
64. Melt the Snowager with a candle
65. Carve a Krawk out of a chunk of ice with a toothpick
66. Keep an Usul from grooming itself
67. Lock the Neopets Staff in a broom closet and take over Neopia
68. Neomail everyone in Neopia
69. Juggle a Stone Chair, a Jelly Mirror, and an Apple Juice
70. Put the Pant Devil through a paper shredder
71. Play Kacheekers with a Flishy
72. Make it rain in Faerieland
73. Run around Neopia screaming, get caught by the Chia Police, go to jail,
and escape
74. Make Dr_Death smile
75. Eat all the Milk Chocolate Chias in Neopia
76. Make Kyriis love apples
77. Wipe out the population of Bottles of Sand
78. Make dung be Neopia's main food
79. Figure out why the Easter Cybunny came to you in October
80. Get 100 people to join a guild called "hi"
Well, there you are! A whole list of things to do during the Wheel of Monotony!
Why, by time you finish, the wheel will be done and you'll get your little Blue
Beanbag Chair. And, of course, it was worth it, right? Sure... I hope you find
ways to keep yourself amused during those long hours of waiting for that wheel
to stop. Have a good day, and remember to watch out for Meepits -- I hear they
are trying to take over the world with pumpkin pies.
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