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Neopedia : Lady Osiri

Name : Lady Osiri
Species : Aisha
Age : What did you say?
Occupation : Pottery Shopkeeper
Hobbies : Grooming her hairpiece
Quote : "You break it, you bought it!"



Many questioned Osiri's intentions (and her sanity) when she decided to open her pottery shop in the middle of the Lost Desert. "They asked me things like 'Wouldn't a tourist trap like Mystery Island or even Neopia Central be better locations for your shop?'" Osiri said. "I guess the idea is that my desert pottery would appear rare and exotic in places like that. My answer to that is what are pets going to do?" Osiri replied. "Go to that other pottery shop in Neopia? Oh, wait, there is no other pottery shop in Neopia."

"Before my shop opened, I decided to give a select group of customers a guided tour of my shop and its distinguished goods," Osiri said, twirling a perfectly coiled lock of hair. "I thought it would be good to give a few lucky Neopians a thrill, and to get word out about my priceless products. All the pieces I procure are the finest quality desert pottery. Even if your Neohome is made of dung, people will be clipping a pin to their noses and banging down your door to be let in for the privilege of gazing at your scrumptious desert pottery."

"Look at this piece, for example," she said, pointing a jeweled paw towards a black Osiri urn. "This once belonged in the private collection of Coltzan himself, bless his departed soul. Big fan of urns that Coltzan." She glided over to a collection of desert Blumaroo sculptures, among her best-selling items. "Wouldn't this transform your old coconut table into a desert delight?"


"I guarantee that my customers only receive the finest in desert earthenware," Osiri claims. Due to the extreme rarity of her pieces, Osiri's accessories don't come cheap. However, she stands behind her quality products. Actually she stands in front of them, so everyone can admire her flowing robes and complicated wig. It's all about style. That's true about Osiri and it's true about her pottery.