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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By keyrex1
Zafara: Mine's more original... no one has ever used a green pumpkin!
Kyrii: That's a watermelon.
Zafara: 10 Dubloons down the drain.

By alphagammabeta
When the owner's away, the Neopets play....

By jzone311
Bruce: No, that's my medal!
Zafara: Give it up... I won this contest!
Zafara: *looks at the medal* Okay, you can have it...
Bruce: Thanks, cool! I got... Loser Of The Year?!? HEY!

By prue101
It's the newest game... Tug-O-Trophy! First to get the silver medal
in the center wins! The prize is a Gold medal, being displayed
by our beautiful Kyrii. Our judges are the one and only pumpkins
from the Spooky Woods!
*Buzz pops in*
Buzz: Argh, so you be the pesky kids stealing my pumpkins!

By majesty80
Bruce and Zafara: Argh! The vegetables are staring at us!
They've grown faces... help!
Kyrii: Dude, they're not-
Buzz: Aaargh!!! *points at Kyrii* That big repulsive squash just talked!
Zafara: This genetic engineering thing is getting way out of control....

By dolphinling
Little did they know, the watermelon had its own plans... BWAHAHAHA!!!

By heathermoore
Kyrii: All right. I know it's no deconstructionist modern art indictment
of the hollow core of commercialized neo-sacral pagan observance,
but *I* got first prize, didn't I? That counts for *something,* doesn't it?

Bruce: You losers just carved! Where's the artistic editorial merit in that?!?
You sellouts! My pumpkin is visibly sickened by the addictive
conspicuous reductive patriarchal hierarchies of the candy-driven
costume rituals and artistically bankrupt cutesiness of the season!

Zafara: Gimme that back, you pseudo-intellectual hack!

By regencylady
Zafara: You don't deserve to win! Who ever heard of a Jack O' Watermelon?

By kings_of_wwf
Watermelon: Um, am I in the wrong place?

By nickyandthefuture
Watermelon: What? You think I'm not scary enough?
Well, I'M OUT OF SEASON! Boo! So, there!
Now, you kids stop fightin' if you don't
want me to start spittin' seeds atcha!

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