PETPET APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL

Ode to The Trumpadon
By Concertogreat_8

Trumpadon, O Trumpadon, you hearty Petpet,
Stomp through the forest, grinning like,
With huge and hairy teeth.
You scare me silly, wobbly knees,
I cannot even take a step, my legs are shaking so.

Hard to sell, really rare,
Careful, you might lose your hair.

Trumpadon, O Trumpadon,
You're awfully, awfully rare,
You sabotage the Trading Post
With raging, scary greed,
Buyers, sellers, all alike,
Cower at your heinous price.

Hard to sell, really rare,
Careful, you might lose your hair.

Trumpadon, O Trumpadon, mighty chomping teeth
And tiny evil eyes, who would want this scary thing,
This companion that might
Of your pet make a meal?

Hard to sell, really rare,
Careful, you might lose your hair.

Trumpadon, O Trumpadon,
Why is it that no one wants you?
Do you really scare them off?
Even on this worshipful day,
When all around the owners
Give the Petpets a break?

Hard to sell, really rare,
Careful, you might lose your hair.

Trumpadon, O Trumpadon, hahaha,
It's laughable to think that this monster you would
Want to keep your pet happy, safe.

Hard to sell, really rare,
Careful, you might lose your hair.
Trumpadon, O Trumpadon, the joke's really on me,
'Cause I can see that you don't really
Want to be held captive to a silly Neopet.

Hard to sell, really rare,
Careful, you might lose your hair
To the clever Trumpadon.

A Petpet Letter of Demand
By Anjie

Oh, gracious owners and your pets,
Please heed our letter here.
We have a few simple requests,
That must be heard, we fear.
We've gathered here to write this note,
Each Petpet who has dared.
Hornsby, Pinklet, Huggy, Geb,
And Meepits who just stared.

We don't ask much, Neopia,
Just one or two small dreams.
Except Kadoaties, I confess,
Who want Draik eggs, it seems.
The Meepits humbly do request,
Their reputation stared.
They're not as evil as they seem,
(We agree, as we're scared.)

Huggys want some cuddle time,
At least ten times a day.
We can't translate what Slorg folk want,
Green slime got in the way.
The Bluna group made one demand,
About a certain food.
Bluna Burgers to be banned,
The name seems slightly rude.

Flouds request a carrot pie,
They promise they'll behave.
Walking Carpets want a comb,
It's tidiness they crave.
Symols ask you all desist,
And bid their hole adieu.
Comply please, Neopians,
Or who knows what we'll do?

The Song of the Frowney
By Togepi_forever

He drifted in the ocean,
Listless, without a glow.
His skin a mottled, dullish grey
Neither shiny nor yellow.

The Petpet store was far behind,
He could not bear to see
The throng of customers all around,
Hoping for a Smiley.

They never stopped to look at him,
Except to ask if he
Could be painted yellow and made to smile --
A substitute Smiley.

Why did they not understand,
Or see his heart was true?
By now ('twere he a Neopet)
He would have turned quite blue.

As he left his home behind,
Something caught his eye --
A Peophin of dullish grey,
He could not just swim by!

As he swam near, she spoke to him,
A voice like stars above,
"Hello, dear, how are you today?"
His heart was filled with love.

"Much better, since you spoke to me," he thought,
"You've truly made my day.
I'm sorry if I've bothered you,
I shall be on my way."

"But wait!" she cried. "Oh, please don't leave,
Please don't pass me by --
For you seem to greatly need a friend,
As," she said, "do I."

He could not believe what he had heard,
Nor deny what she had said.
So he would go along this path,
And follow where it led.

And as the years went by,
The Petpet truly learned to see
That Frowney only was a name --
Not a personality.

Petpet Appreciation Day
By Chaenda

Today, it's time to celebrate,
Even though sometimes we tend to hate,
They may get really annoying, yes, I know,
But you've got to admit, there's love we must show!

Our beloved pets' closest friends,
That some of them love to really no end,
Some are also quite adorable and cute,
We love them even though they're just mute.

They may also give us an avatar,
Neopians do want them, near or far,
You can place them in your gallery,
To make it look prettier for others to see.

You can zap them with their own Lab Ray,
But what will happen to them, I cannot say,
Sometimes, though, the loss is too great,
If you don't want that, stop before it's too late.

So come out and show your appreciation,
We'll all be joining, throughout the nation,
You can go step out, and you won't regret,
Celebrating about your own wonderful Petpet!