ELEPHANTE DAY SPECIAL

The Ersatz Elephante Escapade!
By Winterwhisper197

There is a day, once in the year,
That brings Elephantes pure joy and cheer...
A day that sweeps over others like the floor,
A day that rules... the other 364!

Elephante Day is nearing,
It's coming here at last,
The house is set, the food is ready,
For a party blast!
All these cheerful Elephantes
Are getting everything done,
In hopes that this particular day
Will be nothing but fun!

We'll be eating lots of cake,
Chocolate and vanilla, too!
Icy hot, lemon and berry,
Banana and cosmic goo!
Asparagus gateaux,
A full dung cake,
And the seaweed special
From Kiko Lake!

There will be decorating,
All the balloons galore,
Confetti, wrappers, fire crackers
And so much more!
There will be gifts today
For each special pet,
Unwrapping the paper,
Opening the box,
Oh my, what will they get?

Dancing Kougras, juggling Koi,
Plastic action Lupe toys,
The Twisted Roses, Brucey B
Illusen the faerie, and M*YNCI!

This year it was another great parade,
The Ersatz Elephante Escapade!

The Elephante
By Selke13

Tiny wings upon your back,
To lift your body high.
Sturdy legs to carry you
To where you cannot fly.

Grinning shyly you charm
All within your grasp.
The wonders of Neopia
Are more than you dare ask.

As a faerie, you are elegant,
As fire, quite disarming.
You shine when painted starry,
And as a mutant you're disarming.

Elegant when the occasion calls,
You sparkle and you shine.
But ready for any courageous feat
Anywhere and anytime.

In the battle or at rest,
You will give your all.
Your favorite toy is simple,
Your blue Elephante ball.

Now why you may be asking,
Is she writing such bad verse?
It is for the lovely creature,
Neopia's favorite nurse.

So, let Kauvara have the magic,
And the faeries have the flash.
But it is the sweet Elephante,
To whom I will dash.

Pacha The Vet
By Milorules

Once this great Elephante was weak and sickly
Now he is strong and heals Petpets without a fee
Because he knew how it felt to be given up on
He helps the sickly from dusk untill dawn

Pacha is a humble, sweet Elephante
Who loves all his Petpets and fills them with glee
Petpets come to him small, sick, and underfed
Then leave him happy
And twice the size is what's said

Pacha takes great pride in his healing
This top-notch veterinarian
Gives a wonderful feeling
To those poor little Petpets
Who have been tossed away
But Pacha will stand by those
Who need him and never stray

Pacha's miraculous talent has saved so many
Spending his extra Neopoints
On them without a fee
His time mostly spent feeding and medicating
Bringing life to those whose hope was fading!

The Tyrannian Elephante
By Perturabo

Hello there, friends, and give me a chance
To tell you why Tyrannian Elephantes
Are simply the best.
Forget your Wockies,
Your Scorchios, your Draiks,
Elephantes, especially Tyrannian ones,
Are a step above the rest.

Why are they so much better?
Why are they so grand?
It's quite simple, you see--
It starts at their feet!
With their little toes on each flat foot
They're perfectly balanced,
And are clean and neat.

Moving on to their legs, they're quite strong
Fur-covered and muscled, but not overly long.
Then comes their cute little bodies,
With even more fur
Great for Tyrannian winters,
It keeps them safe and warm
It even protects them in battle,
And keeps them from harm.

And speaking of battle,
It's where they really excell,
With resistance to physical damage,
And unguent to keep them alive and well.
Train them well, and they will reward you
As those that can stand up to
A Tyrannian battle elephante
Are remarkably few.

But back to the body, let me return
And talk of the tusks, the trunk,
And, of course, the wings.
Which all combine to make
The Tyrannian Elephante my favorite thing.
So go out now, and adopt an Elephante
And trust me, in the end, you'll thank me!