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Where has the Tiki Tack Man Gone?
By Bombalurina_luvva

His Tombola is deserted, his shelves are bare.
A few items have been ruined,
Like someone else was there.
Neopets toys are scattered,
A Bonsai tree is dead,
The Chia doll is laying wounded,
With an injury to the head.
What has happened to our Island pal?

Rumors have been whispered,
And accusations made,
Was this all an accident, or was it a... raid?
"The Tiki Man is to blame!" some snarl and say,
"He had so many debts,
And lost a bet he couldn't pay!"
But what has really transpired,
We don't have a clue,
Why has the Tiki Man left us,
What did we do?

The Tombola machine sits dented,
On its countertop,
Remembering its fabulous prizes,
Why did it all stop?
One last ticket hangs out of the slot,
Number two-oh-five,
It would have been a winner,
If Tombola was still alive.
Why has the Tiki Tack Man legend fallen,
and the faithful Tombola been forgotten?

We walk by the Tiki Tack hut and sigh,
Thinking of days gone by.
Mystery Island is not as entertaining
Without the Tombola game,
And when all is over and done,
One question remains:
Where has the Tiki Tack Man gone?

Ode to the Message Boards
By Hannah123384

A time ago,
It seems so long,
When I was but a Newbie,
The Message Boards were slow and dull
And, frankly, they were pukie.
And then one day,
I logged on
To find, to my surprise,
A message board of wondrous speed
Filled the screen before my eyes.
And now I can speak
Freely
Without a long time to wait.
And even those with slow modems can
Use them and
Feel great!
Hopefully, I didn't bore you with my
Happy little song.
But I must tell you how I feel:
The old boards were completely
WRONG!!!
Thank you for the precious time you took
To read this ditty
And to all of you who helped,
The new boards look so pretty!

The Shop Ads Chat
By Flutedad

I like to search the Shop Ads Chat
For deals and bargains galore
But some of the people's topics there
I find are quite a boor!!

The contest you're running to guess your name
Is really off the topic
And I'm not impressed, when for a million NP
You're willing to sell your Poppit

Your promise to give me an ultra nerkmid
If I buy your overpriced potion,
Makes me suspect you think I'm a fool!!
Now what could give you that notion?

The statement you've cut all your prices again
Makes me rush to look at your store
But seeing dung jelly; 50 Neopoints each
Makes me wonder what it was priced at before!!

I especially like the shop ads that read:
"Huge Sale!!! All Cheaper than WIZ"
And looking inside, find you sure didn't lie
That bit of barbed wire sure is.

If you're looking for a bargain, to use or resell
The Shop Ads are pretty neat
But watch for people requesting your password
I think they might be trying to cheat!?

And now that you've searched
For bargains and sales
Spent 3 hours to buy one Psimouse
You might consider doing what I did,
I'll be back at the Auction House.

The Grey Faerie
By Rivendell_elf2003

Lonely and abandoned, silent and resigned,
All her captors taunting her,
Messing with her mind.

Everything she had: stolen, taken, snatched
Even her name.

And then one day it changed.
A Kyrii happened past,
And so she knew her saviour,
Had come to her at last.

"Please!" she cried to the little pet.
"Help me to be free."
The little Kyrii stopped by the lock
And then she quickly made a bet.

"A game of guesses, little lock." she said bravely.
"If you can't guess what's in my pack,
Then the Faerie goes free."
"If I can guess your name first,
You let her come away with me."

The lock shrugged and grinned,
"Alright little Kyrii,
'Cause I know that you can't win!"

Then the Kyrii smiled just the same.
She pointed at the Faerie and said,
"Tell me, what's her name?"

The lock wailed out loud in despair.
"You can't ask that, it's not fair!"

"You must tell me little lock."

The lock grumbled and replied
"Her name's Baelia," with a sigh.

"Then your name is Baelia, too?"
The Kyrii knew the answer was true.

The lock clicked, and the Faerie
Stumbled out of the cage,
The time she's spent there seemed an age.

And so the Faerie at last was freed.
Because of a Kyrii named Tavi,
Who knew nothing of greed.

Meet the Staff
By L_u_c_y_c

There are many subjects on offer,
From Potion Brewing to Math,
If choosing is still a bother,
Let's take a look at the staff!

First off there is Dr. Ballard,
He's a bit of a geek,
Wearing a tweed suit and bow tie,
And glasses upon his beak.

The science teacher is next,
His name is Mr. Noakes,
He has a friendly manner,
Just ignore his bad jokes!

If language is your forte,
Then there is Mrs. Owen,
Forget your books and paper,
Then home you will be going!

Now meet the coolest teacher,
He's crazy Mr. Lupid,
His dodgy hat and pony tail,
Make him look quite stupid!

Unlike the art teacher,
Matthews is quite stern,
But her simple ditties,
Are easy for you to learn.

Number six is Mr. Leer,
He looks a little insane,
I wouldn't be suprised to hear,
That a potion affected his brain!

After him meet Miss Stryke,
She's in charge of P.E,
Later on in the term,
There is a chance to ski!

Not all historians have beards,
Look at Mrs. Green,
Her high standards of teaching,
Make her the history queen!

So now you know the teachers,
Do you know now what you'll choose?
To be honest they're all so great,
Whatever you pick you can't lose!



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