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TECHO DAY SPECIAL

Bug Eye McGee
By Milorules

Sit down and listen carefully
To this lonesome pirate story
Full of adventure and sudden fate
Of a once great pirate, my shipmate

One of the best pirates, Bug Eye McGee
Could steal anything from you or me
He was fierce, swift, and cunning
But nice to any laddies running

Well mannered but still a pirate
His fortunes seemed forever lit
Until that horrible fateful day
When his boat began to sway

A sudden white wall of water
And McGee's boat it did slaughter
McGee fought the waves and swam
The water pushed and it did slam

Poor McGee barely made it to safety
Onto a floating rock where he still be
Stuck for eternity because now
He is afraid of the water plow

So now he is quite jumpy, each wave
Makes him quite strange and behave
Like a big coward, jumping and upset
At his pirate fate, I bet!

Dr_Death's Sad Tale
By Jostlin79

Once there was a loving young boy,
who had a very tender heart.
He always took in hurt Petpets,
caring for them was just a start.

Carefully, his Techo fingers
healed all their pains and injuries.
When they were ready to depart,
he found them homes, ending worries.

He trained to be a great doctor,
then started his career hunting.
Wanting to make a difference,
the sad pound, he was confronting.

More than the challenge he wanted,
this lonely place was beyond sad.
Tons of pets being abandoned,
each long year making him more mad.

Watching Neopets starve daily,
ruined his happiness and hope.
Dr_death has become grumpy,
with nothing more to do than mope.

The Techo Master
By Wolfofthewoods

Up the high, grueling mountain,
That is without name,
Is a wide, flat building,
Belonging to the Techo Master,
It is his domain.

On Mystery Island he resides,
With only one goal in mind,
To teach the pets the art of fighting,
Of living through grease and grime.

Maroon robes hang
Loosely around his skin,
Grey of hair and beard,
And colour the opposite of crimson.

His eyes are bright,
And full of wisdom,
His fingers strong and gnarled,
And though he's thin and ancient,
He could easily take on a Grarrl.

If you wish to be trained,
Young Neopet,
And strength is what you crave,
Then hurry to the Techo Master,
There's nothing to be lost,
Only gained.

Dr_Death
By Kitty_dada_mama

Poor Dr_Death, so vile, so bad
He sits all day long,
Looking evil and sad

His grumpy moods,
And his angry glances
Can leave any Neopet
In cruel trances

He monitors pets,
Which were abandoned before
He likes to see pain,
And tears to the hardcore

All Techos are kind,
But not this poor guy
Don't mess with Dr_Death,
Or he'll be sure to make you cry!

The Techo Dance
By Patriotic_puppie

A bright green Techo
With amber eyes
Gets on the stage
To excite and surprise

He welcomes the crowd
Then he starts to prance
And amble around
Doing the Techo Dance

He creates his own moves
Swift and quick
With his charcoal top hat
Classy and slick

He waves a wand
In his emerald hand
And finishes his dance
And the audience stands

They clap for him
They want an encore
And after the crowd
Keeps begging for more

The Techo decides
To give them one more dance
And then he'd give
Other Techos a chance

So he is in the spotlight
For the last time
And fills his dance
With beat and ryhme

There's light in his eyes
A great smile on his face
Because everyone knows
He's in a place

Where he can have a great time
No need to care and worry
Just dance at ease
No need to hurry

So as he makes his last move
Upon the stages
Much clapping and applauding
The audience engages

And he bows and waves
And smiles so gay
For the Techo Dance
Made his Techo Day!



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