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Plumbeard the Battler
By Nukerjsr

He is a vicious Kyrii on Krawk Island
To fight and challange on the sand
Plumbeard learned on the high seas
To fight with his eye that cannot see

An attack Pawkeet is on his side
It is like a Black Pteri living by tides
Even when he is not in his ship
He uses a cannon to make others flip

He also has an extremly stinky pot
That melts ice that enemies have got
Then he has a death sabre which that
Is his weapon in hand-to-hand combat

Finally, he has his glass eye for fights
It is actually his main weapon of might
So if you fall on this place with me
Don't get into a fight with this Kyrii!

Stan the Kyrii
By Milorules

Poor hungry Stan the Kyrii
Has to steal his food then flee
Because those pesky guards
Chase him around for yards

He does not steal for fun
But he always has to run
Or it's to the jail he goes
From those Elephante guard foes

What is a Neopet to do?
When you don't eat you're through
So it's be chased and live on
Or starve and be gone

His little hat full of tricks
His head begins to tick
I know how to get them
I'll look just like him

When I use this potion
In just one motion
I can steal my food
And look like a guard, too!

Kyrii Day
By L_u_c_y_c

I
 am
 writing this                    poem                          about
  my favourite                pet it is                    one that
   most neopians          sometimes                forget it's
     fine qualities you see in every           feature make
      this the most marvelous neopets    creature a long
       sweeping mane cascading down its back a witty fun
     nature that other neopets lack       a cheeky grin they
 are    so cute, happy natured and           generous
to            boot they're smart                   clever
                 undoubtably                        quick
what a                             fine pet               when
 creating                       to pick they        travel
in                                                     packs
as           they        are                         sociable
chaps         so friendly                          and
  chatty            but         don't get        them ratty
     because    in battle they                    excel with
                                                   slingshots and
                             after a      while you'll start seeing
                                 dots        they are always clean
                               with         their hair free from
                              muck           if you mess with their do then
                    I wish you                good luck it is after all
         their pride and                       joy better than owning the
most expensive                                toy do you know
  which pet I                                  speak of yet if not
    here's a clue                               if they eat
       an apple they                          go to the vet the green       fruit
         gives them                           something quite            nasty a
    disease that makes                     them feel terribly          scratchy there
       are a few famous                 ones of whom I am      a great fan here are
              some                                 names           you might recognise
             Capara                              Kyruggi          and Stan I think
                I                                  have               made my point
               so                                  I'll             hurry up and say
        the pet I speak of                 so highly       are celebrating their
    existence today yes                 you were right   it is the Kyrii it's pretty
  simple you see I love them             to bits they should
be great hits personally                    I own three hiphip
                                                   hurray it's finally
                                                      Kyrii Day!

A Kyrii Hairdo!
By Winterwhisper197

You may have stood in front of a mirror,
Preened yourself with love
But have you ever seen a Kyrii's way,
Something quite a different shove

Kyrii have pampered paws,
Plus warm and silky fur,
But Kyrii love their hair the most
Boy or girl, his or her.

They flash in front of lights,
Waving their hair about,
Holding in one paw a comb,
In case they don't pout

They'll wash their hair for hours,
Right down to the ends,
They'll prim it with conditioner
And straighten out the bends

They'll fashion out some highlights,
And heat the hair to crisp
Then spray it with some special herbs,
And mousse it with white wisp

And in the end of all this work,
The Kyrii goes to play,
Too bad when one hair gets out of line,
Once again, they fix all day!

Capara the Kyrii
By C0nfus3d

Wow, look at that long red hair
Mine's so mousy, it's not fair!
She combs through every strand
With that gold brush in her hand.

Time to play Cheat!
I heard she's hard to beat.
However, we didn't even start
And I see she's not very smart!

Oh, this is way too easy
Capara just played a three.
But weren't there already four
That she just ignored?

A victory was soon mine
Oh Capara, please don't whine!
How about another game?
"Sure!" she exclaimed.

This Kyrii cheats every round
Maybe she's just messing around.
Almost immediately, I won again
She looked mad as a wet hen.

I will rub it in her face
To much of my disgrace.
She has a bad attitude
But I can be just as rude.

That's because I want that mane
I even dyed mine red in vain.
She is also a big Cheat! star
Which I think is pretty bizarre.

I'd do anything for her hair
She flips it with such flair.
I watch her comb through every strand
With that gold brush in her hand.



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