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Petpets A-Z
By arwen_undomiel7

I went into the Petpet Store,
To find my own furry friend of fun,
It was really difficult to choose,
I brought them all home one by one.

Well...

My Acko was wacko
My Babaa chewed up my socks.
My Cirrus's head was up in the air
I was allergic to my Doglefox.

My Flosset broke my wallet
My Geb cost not much less
And my Harris spilled green pepper omelette
Over my favourite dress.

My Jinjah ran away
My Karren just kept on staring.
My Meepit ate the carpet
And my Noil helped it by tearing

Oh my Poppit wouldn't stoppit,
When I told him not to tease Quadrapus
My Reptillior bit my Slorg
So my Triffin, he kicked up a fuss.

I sat on Spiky, my Uggatrip
The pain made my head burst!
It didn't help when my Warf
And Yullie bashed into me headfirst

Boy...

Was I glad to see Zumagorn
The answer to my frustrating (and painful) day.
But when I sat down with him I zonked out...
Too exhausted with Petpets to play!

Rink Runner Haiku
By Karielia

My bright eyed blue Bruce
How easily you glide on
The ice-covered lake

Dazzling silver skates
Catch all the notes beneath you
Melody ensues

Silence in the crowd
They watch in awe as you skim
The frosted waters

Dodge the cracking ice
Evade the water revealed
Delight the judges

Clear your mind must be
To win the competition
Clasp the trophy

Concentrate... oh no!
Poor little Bruce, you did not
Avoid sharps and flats

Ultra Mega Bot 2000
By Raptor29

Ultra Mega Bot 2000,
What a weird Petpet I have stated.
So many parts you have come from,
I wonder how you can be created?

You go to the Space Station,
That's above the sky.
You go to the RoboPet Shop,
For robot Petpets that you can buy.

You see an Avabot,
And a Neotrak that's on the go.
There's a Pinceron on the shelf,
And a Wheelie saying, "Yo!"

Walk yourself to the Cooking Pot,
Here is where you'll make
The pet mix twist and swirl.
Add one Avabot and Neotrak to make,
A Combobot come into the world.

"What is next?" you must wonder,
But what can the Wheelie and Pinceron turn to?
Mix those two together
And an Ultra Pinceron is for you.

Last but not least,
The two new Petpets must make
the ultimate bond.
A Combobot and Ultra Pinceron
Must be put together,
For the greatest Petpet, of which you'll be fond.

Ultra Mega Bot 2000,
Starts playing with my Neopet.
He does tricks that you can't imagine,
That you can bet.

He twirls and swirls, jumps and hops.
Happiness is what you'll feel.
Beep and move with speed,
And never missing a wheel.

Ultra Mega Bot 2000,
Your love is hard to measure.
That you can make us into a family,
And this is the greatest pleasure.

Warf Rescue!
By La_burrito_malvado

Hurry, Warfs! Come quick!
There's a bunch of Kadoaties
Caught in those sticks!
File up, men, stay in line,
All of you will have your time
To be a hero and save them all,
To send them home to play with yarn balls.

Warf down, Warf down!
But we must continue!
We'll have no honor if we don't rescue
Each and every pitifully stuck
Little cat, so jump and tuck!

Pink and blue, yellow and green,
Myriad colors set the scene
For derring-do. We'll save the day
No matter how long it takes!
Time is running low!
But we've got so far to go!
It looks as if we won't make it,
But we've got to try
So run and jump, troops, it's time to fly!

Through rain and sleet, and Dr. Sloth, too,
Wherever you hear a frightened mew,
That's where you'll find the Warf Rescue.

Chocofruitypie - My Forgetful Ixi
By Chocopeachflower

To help his memory, Chocofruitypie
Was giving this method a try:
He pinned up little notes everywhere -
From wardrobes, cupboards to kitchenware.
How easily this helped his memory, you see,
But now - whose birthday could it be?

"It must be my owner, Flora's, then..."
Said Choco, "But is she five or ten?
Never mind her age, though--
She'll like a present is all I know!"

Oh dear,
Off he went in such a flurry,
For the thing that made him worry,
Was his incurably bad memory!

His little brains weren't short of books,
As he'd read everything from maths to looks.
Yet he kept jumbling up what he'd read,
How silly, how funny, how sad.

So straight through Neopia Central this Ixi went,
Passing shops and the Neopian Bank.
He tore into a small toy store,
Hoping to find something I adored.

Finally he said, "I want a lue Bybunny calloon -
Oh silly me... a blue Cybunny balloon!"
"It'll cost you 250 NP,"
Said the shopkeeper gleefully.
Alas, for once, my Ixi remembered his money!

He bought the balloon and off he ran,
Homeward to find me was his plan.
He held out the ballon, so full of pride,
But I was all of a sudden tongue-tied.

Choco said, "A balloon for you,
And lots of Happy Birthdays, too!"
I thought it was all a joke,
So did other Neopian folk.

"It's your own birthday, Choco," laughed I,
"And you came home just in time.
Don't go away and stay with me,
Or you'll miss your birthday tea!"
So 'twas not my birthday that fine day...
The truth turned out quite another way.



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