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The Challenge of the Buzzer Game
By Nurluen

The Master smiles.
"You have returned once more?"
I nod under the Master's steady gaze.
I've come to defeat the foe that I abhor--
And in so doing, earn the Master's praise.

Why must my hands shake and tremble so?
It's as if my nerves themselves are not enough.
To think, defeating an unliving foe
Could ever, possibly be this tough.

I take a slow breath to calm down a bit.
No second guesses now; my choice is final.
To deep concentration I must commit.
Reaching down, I grasp the piece of metal.

I'll be like the Master I so admire
If this tiny loop does not touch the wire.

NeoBoards
By Frayedknot

NeoChats have magically
Changed to NeoBoards today
"We finally have a decent
Message board system," they say

We brought back the Evil Things
By popular demand
Plus the size of your message can now expand

You are allowed more words than ever before
The popularity of the chats are sure going to soar

We get an Avatar,
Which is like your own personal Icon
Underneath that it says
How many months you have been on

This saves lots of time
When you want to see if someone is lying
"Help me, I'm a newbie!" they say
Like they are crying

You can see right away
That they are trying to scam us
Now we can ignore them without any fuss
NeoTitles are something else that is new
It tells everyone something all about you

You can tell everyone
What kind of things you collect
Or even say things
That you might not expect

"Sorry, I don't exist!" is one
Of the odd things you can pick
All kinds of things, even, "I feel sick."

NeoHTML is just like it was before
You can pick your favorite font decor

We got something cool that is real great
NeoSignature is where
We can put what we create

There are so many things that can be said here
If I listed them all, it would take me a year

Now we can't forget
That you can add the smilies to it, too
Pictures of Neopets or smiles
Are just a few of them you can do

The combinations are endless
For your NeoSignature
From the simpliest one to another that's obscure

Now for my favorite new change that they made
Use all the new smilies in a post
And make a parade

The face of the main chat pages have changed
You won't get lost there and fell deranged

Thank you Neopets for making
These great changes for us
Changing these boards
Are really a huge plus

The Warf Rescue Team
By Iamaredwallfanatic

One day while walking,
a Neopet passed
a very tall tree
when it heard a loud gasp.

Across the street
an owner looked up.
The owner shouted,
"Call those Warf Petpet pups!"

Befuddled, the Neopet
looked up to the tree.
It saw a Kadoatie
voicing its plea.

A screaming of sirens,
and yells rent the air.
Then before the pet knew it
there were Warfs in the air.

Each Warf had a parachute
tied to its back.
They made a towering pile,
a swaying stack.

Higher and higher
and higher they climbed,
as onlookers stared
while others covered their eyes.

One by one
a Kadoatie was saved.
Then the pile of Warfs
precariously swayed.

They all came
a' crashing down.
Tumbling, bumbling
on the ground.

Then, in a whir
of yellow fur
they were gone!
Answering other Kadoaties' purrs.

So concluded the incident.
The Warfs did not fail.
And this, my friend,
concludes my odd tale.

Gross Food
By Armaggedon94

This morning I woke up
with a craving for something gross.
An almost gummy rat,
or eyeballs on some toast.

Mucus soup would do the trick,
or maybe maggot stew,
pasta and eyes would be perfect!
(My Neopet's saying, "Ew!!!")

A tonguewich would be wonderful
and a pusberry sounds great,
I grab everything and eat it up,
I even lick my plate.

Oh no, I don't feel too well,
I'm the color of lime jelly.
*BARF*
Oops, now my pet's green, too
(and he's kinda smelly).

Cheeseroller
By Quasimodo2000

Watch out for that branch,
Be prepared for a rock.
Running's the key, you lose if you walk.
Don't let the cheese wobble,
Don't let the cheese stick.
A good type to pick is the one they call brick
; )

The faster you go, the more balance you need
Don't try and risk it,
Most downfalls are related to greed
The cheese hits a hole, it tumbles away
You're really lucky it didn't travel astray

You start to worry, you start to panic
You're relieved that this cheese isn't gigantic
You cross the line, marked on the ground
You're waiting so quiet, you don't make a sound

SUCCESS! You did it! The game is won
But you can't walk away winning only just one
; )



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