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BLUMAROO DAY SPECIAL
Pizzaroo
By Golden_shadow_girl
Do your Neopets' stomachs rumble?
Are they so hungry that they grumble?
But they refuse to eat a chokato cake,
Or food shaped like the head of a Draik?
Oh, what to do? What to do?
They won't even give a Bagguss a chew!
You look out at the Neopian Bazaar,
When you see a building that's truly bizarre!
Circular, squat, with a roof that's flat--
Wait, that there's a pizza, worn as a mat.
"A pizza?" you exclaim. "On a roof?
I must've been hit in the head by a hoof!"
Yet you go down and see
That there IS a pizza, actually.
Out of curiosity you go in.
And hear much clamor and din.
You've discovered it's a pizza store
As soon as you walked in the door.
It was run by a Blumaroo,
Who called his shop Pizzaroo.
"My Neopets might like pizza," you think.
So buy everything there but the kitchen sink.
You go back to your NeoHome,
Laden with tons of pizza.
Your Neopets gobble it up
And say, "This sure is good, Ma!"
At last, you found a food that they'll eat
And thank the Blum
For the pizza topped with meat.
You'll go to Pizzaroo much more often now,
'Cause the pizzas there will make you say "Wow!"
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King Roo Haikus
By Wiccafl
One day he was bored
There were no fun games to play
It was quite dreadful
The Chias weren't good
With their magic game of balls
Not satisfying
Then came a stranger
Hidden under a brown cloak
Not giving his name
He offered some dice
Along with a guarantee
The dice were magic
The king rolled the dice
And somehow he knew the rules
He enjoyed this
Now a game of dice
For everyone to enjoy
So thank you, King Roo
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The Archmagus of Roo
By Milorules
Travel over the deserts of Roo
And you will find a wizard Blumaroo
Trapped within his desert temple
To beat him would not be too simple
This ancient wizard has many tricks
With his magic orb on a large stick
The many magics he does controll
Will leave you begging for no more
This ancient wizard is very wise
So he waits bitterly, planning a demise
He has the many magics of ultimate power
Sitting in his temple he gets more sour
His long magical tattered purple cloak
While he plans revenge he does stroke
"Yes, revenge will be mine!"
He screams from his eternal shrine
Always awaiting the fateful day
That a Neopet will be lead astray
Right into the lost deserts of Roo
To free this ancient wizard Blumaroo!
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The Tale of Count von Roo
By Hollybrockwell
Upon the island known as Roo
A lone Blumaroo sleeps
He's half-crazed, lonely, evil, too
And no company he keeps.
He lives inside a castle
Once grand, but now in ruin
Some pets go to great hassle
To find out what he's doing.
He once slept for 200 years
In the silence of his home
But then he woke, as did pets' fears--
His heart is made of stone.
An outcast from society
He's a big threat, it's true
But he enjoys his notoriety
And his name? He's Count von Roo.
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The Strongest Blumaroo, Broo
By Nukerjsr
Hello, my name is Advisor Broo
I live on the island of the Blumaroo
What I like to do is fight
It's better than a jackpot in my sight
First, are my items of defence
You need things to prevent dents
My necklace is good against a breeze
It can also cut in half and freeze
The rainbow scorchstone heals a lot
It's the greatest cure after being shot
I'm extremely glad I'm long in length
Because I have many items of strength
The eye I have is a multi-hitter
When it's dirty it goes in the litter
My staff is best at knocking out
After you get hit, I know you'll shout
Some of my weapons do both moves
They are main reasons why you lose
The Book of Thade makes pets cower
Don't tell that I stole it from the Hidden Tower
Finally, there is my very nice hat
It will make you fall to the mat
I have a question for you before I go
Can you beat my difficulty of 1-3-0?
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