Edna the Witch
By Neonism

Right in the middle
Of the Haunted Woods,
Stands a tower of evil
Covered with vines and roots.

A ghastly mist
Surrounds the tower,
Edna the witch
Unleashes her power.

Do not be deceived
By the witch's look,
Although she may seem
A little cute.

The quests she gives
May sound quite cheap,
But once you accept
It'll cost you a heap.

Edna the witch
Will give you a scare,
Fight her in the Battledome
If you dare.

If revenge for your loss
Is what you seek,
Test Edna's power
But only in the witching hour.

So if you do not
Have the courage,
Stroll not near the tower
or you might find yourself in Edna's rage.

The Fountain Faerie's Song
By Watckin

I guard the waters of the fountain bright,
protecting the magic and watching it tight,
to safeguard the power for those who mean well
and allow none in who would be eager to steal.

Among those Neopians who want to bathe here,
I shall allow only those who have nothing to hide;
I shall not be fooled by swaggering pride.
I want only those of courage, kindness and wit;
those are the ones I shall proclaim most fit.

But how will I determine
the mettle of those seeking?
I have found a solution
to that question most vexing.
I will set them a task, a mission, a quest!
Only those who finish will be considered the best.
They alone shall enter my realm,
to soak up the magic and all of its delight,
they shall be marked
as the most worthy and bright.

So venture here in hopes of earning,
the key to the entrance
of your desire most burning.
I wish you luck in your forthcoming adventure,
if you return successful I will allow you to enter.
Hurry on and fulfill your mission,
for it is the only way you shall gain admission.

The Lost Desert Secrets
By shadowmoon_angelfire

Dusty deserts, dry no rain,
it may seem so but it is not plain.
For there are secrets in this place
many know not, for there is no trace.
But trust me there are,
many here but spread afar.
Written on scrolls and also rocks,
pots, vases, pyramid blocks.
In languages yet unknown,
knowledge decaying, sand being blown.
Of the ones who could read it,
The ones who knew,
few remain, for many by Sloth, they were slew.
But secrets were told,
and some pets still hold
the key, to unlock the past, before
it was found, so then we shall know more.
However, we know not when.

Jacko the Phantom Painter
By kellisan

Jacko the Phantom Painter,
Why don't you ever come to see me?
I'd really like a paint brush,
Like maybe a Darigan or a Starry.

You see, as I was talking to my pets,
One of them called for a motion;
And each and every one of them
Asked that I buy them a morphing potion!

It seems they're bored with how they look
And are wanting something cool.
They want to be like their friends
Who have all been to the Rainbow Pool.

But potions and brushes cost Neopoints
And I have nowhere near enough.
Yet seeing my pets so sad
Is getting really tough.

If you would be so nice,
A paint brush could help me out.
That would give me one happy pet
Who'd no longer have a reason to pout.

So I'll just keep waiting;
Hoping to see you soon.
Oh wait! I just found something!
Could it be? No, it's just a dubloon!

Kiss the Mortog!
By Lcruz526

Kiss the Mortog, if you please.
But don't be a hog, or you'll lose 50 G's.

It's only 50 NP for just one try.
But soon, you'll see that you can't deny.

One kiss, then kaboom! The Mortog is gone.
But kiss right, and then poof!
Here comes the Princess, you've won!

But keep going and then you'll see,
That its difficulty is showing,
And your NP passes by like a bee.

But if you are careful and make it very far,
you can get 35K, cool, or 250K, bizarre!

Don't worry if you lose it's easy to stop.
Unless you abuse, and your NP goes "POP"!

Don't do like I did, and waste all you've got.
I played like a kid, now I've got zero in the pot!