Faerie Quests
By Terrabondayle

Oh, Faerie of Fire
whose flame burns into the night
How may my pets be blessed
by the fires you ignite?

"From the heat of my wings,
my clothes are soon burned.
Bring me new fashion
and strength your pets will earn."

Oh, Faerie of Light, you illuminate my way.
How may I help you in this cloudless day?

"Of collectable cards,
I am most crazed.
Seek the one I need,
and your level will be raised."

Deep in the forest, I find the Faerie of Earth.
Do you find my services of any worth?

"Your pet hungers
and may soon grow weak.
For objects of magic,
I will grant your pet a feast."

From the skies above comes the Faerie of Air.
How may I help one whose beauty is so fair?

"To keep my radiance in bloom,
I need items of charm.
Fulfill this request
nd your pet can evade harm."

Oh, Faerie of Darkness, of whom I've been warned,
I give you my aid, which others have scorned.

"On toys and models,
I test my secret spells.
For your trouble,
your health points will excel."

Oh, Faerie of Water, whose lore lies in the sea.
Is there any service that you request of me?

"The knowledge in books,
is the passion of what I seek.
Bring them to me
and your defence will surely increase."

Oh great Enchantress,
whom we call the Faerie Queen,
How may we help this one Faerie so serene?

"My quests are not easy;
not all are able to bear it.
But be assured that your success
will always earn its merit."

The Runaway Puppyblew
By battlesunn

Just a little while back,
My Gelert opened the door,
And out ran her Puppyblew
Who was longing something more.

The Puppyblew ran,
Right outside.
Not even looking back.
Just a little common sense,
Was what this Petpet lacked!

The Puppyblew ran,
Far too fast.
We missed him for an hour.
Then my Gelert went to search for him,
The neighborhood she scoured.

She called his name,
But felt much pain,
When he failed to heed the call.
Then she began to get real angry!
'Cause the Puppyblew didn't care at all!

Finally, she just gave up.
She threw her paws in the air.
The Puppyblew was still missing,
And she began to feel despair.

A little while later,
We heard scratching at the gate.
The Puppyblew had returned!
(Though he was a little late!)

About five minutes later,
there was knocking at the door.
A Skeith stood on the welcome mat,
And he looked rather sour.

"Your Puppyblew," he said starting out,
"Was barking in my lane!
And then he bared his fearsome fangs,
Which would have caused me pain!"

Then the Skeith
Lowered his voice,
And darkened his pitiless eyes.

"And if I ever see him there again,
I'll EAT him! That's no lie!"

So now we have to be extra careful,
To keep that front door shut!
For if our Puppyblew gets out again,
His life span could be cut!

The Mighty Meerca and the Money Tree
By stoneman3x

Under the spreading Money Tree,
The yellow Meerca stands,
The Meerca, a mighty one is he,
But with very tiny hands.

O' the Meerca he is ready
For his ultimate race,
His short stubby legs are steady,
From playing Meerca Chase.

The Meerca runs on speedy legs,
He seldom ever crawls,
He's trained those feet by snatching neggs
Without smashing into walls.

Although he is just plain yellow,
Not rainbow, cloud or gold,
He is quite the rapid fellow,
From what I have been told.

His tail is coiled like a spring,
It's ready for the bounce,
For with a hearty zip and zing
On the Money Tree he'll pounce.

The Money Tree! A treasure chest
Of items rich and rare,
O' happy is the pet who's blessed
By being the first one there.

The race is on! The Meerca goes!
He's stretching all his joints,
Down from his fingers to his toes,
To get those Neopoints!

The mighty Meerca has returned
With something in his hand,
What has the speedy Meerca earned?
A bottle of blue sand.

Captured by Cocos
By edge_of_sane

I'm tied up,
flat on my back,
what on earth happened?
Cocos are digging through my pack.

They've got a fire burning,
and they're dancing all around,
there's not much I can do,
tied up on the ground.

I've got a monster headache,
it's hard to even see,
they must have jumped me from behind,
and taken a club to me!

It's coming back to me know,
I'm on Mystery Island,
I remember talking with Jhuidah,
and making castles out of sand.

Playing with my pet,
in the jungle so green,
I'd have never guessed,
that the locals were so mean!

I remember now!
I called the Tiki Man a dork!
And now these Cocos,
are going to roast me like a pork!

The Tiki Man deserved it!
It was his own darn fault!
If he had to give me toenail soup,
he could have at least passed the salt!

But I guess that he has friends,
like these tribal Coco people,
I see my Grundo tied up, too,
and they already ate my Greeble!

The moral of the story is,
when you're in a foreign place,
don't insult the locals,
at least not to their face!

They don't really like it,
as least that's my hunch,
often people that insult them,
end up being their lunch!

Please Don't Swim In The Rainbow Pool
By _happyhoppy_

"Please don't swim in the Rainbow Pool!"
To my darling Neopet I shall say,
Why do I bother? I guess I'm a fool.
He never listens anyway...
"I don't want you spotted,
I don't want you striped.
I don't want you cloud
Nor checkered!" I piped.

"Just don't dive in the Rainbow Pool!"
From out the window I call,
Please be careful- that's my only rule,
"Try not to slip and fall,
I don't want you speckled,
I don't want you faerie.
I don't want you rainbow-
And gosh, no strawberry!"

"Please don't splash in the Rainbow Pool!"
Down the street I shall bellow,
That neopet is as stubborn as a mule!
"Your fur to turn green, is the last thing I need.
So please keep it that wonderful yellow!
I don't want you starry,
And I don't want you to glow.
I don't want you mutant-
So promise you won't!"

"Please don't scuba in the Rainbow Pool!"
At the top of my lungs I scream,
"Not even if black is 'so totally cool!'
I never want to see you Halloween."
But he comes in dripping, and me flipping,
'Cuz he's all forty colors at once!

"I told you not to swim in the Rainbow Pool!"
On his head is a pirate cap
And his arm's seven colors or more,
What will his classmates think at NeoSchool?
And his boots are dripping rainbow water
On my carpeted floor.
But then what I said,
To his red and pink little head was,
"I don't want you skunk
And I don't want you ghost
'Cuz who you are inside
Is what I like the most!"