Random Day Special

Grab a Slice at Pizzaroo!
by mooseydoom101

Need a bite to eat in Neopia?
Whether you're a lupe, yurble, or chia
Head over to Pizzaroo Pizzaria!

This strange building, with fake pizza atop
Should be your first, and only, pizza stop!
You should see all the pizza at this shop!

Ergy Pizza with crust and cheese a glow
Garden Fresh Pizza on yummy green dough
Maybe avoid the Pizza of Death though

All these pizzas made by blumaroo paw
His daring pizzas will keep you in awe
Pick one out today to munch with your maw

If "normal" pizza is more of your thing
There's Megapepper Pizza with a zing
Or Squid Delight, the squid cut in a ring

Pizzaroo has dessert covered as well
The Jellybean Pizza is really quite swell
Grab a slice of a sweet pizza they sell

Though some of the pizzas he makes are strange
The blumaroo chef certainly has range
Why not try something new? Your life may change

Grabbing dinner at Pizzaroo is fun
The blumaroo chef works and works a ton
Making yummy pizza for everyone!

Coconut Shy
by theguy2020

Come on over and get ready to ready to play,
Leeroy the Quiggle hosts this game all day,
The rules are quite simple if you ask me,
Winning the prizes may fill you up with glee!

There are five coconuts you can choose,
Personally I go for the far left otherwise I lose,
Then you have to try to knock it down,
Otherwise you may end up with a frown!

If you miss completely you'll win nothing at all,
If you slightly hit it but it doesn't move much, you'll get a small haul,
Once it starts shaking a lot, the real prizes begin,
And if it falls down there's an evil coconut for you to win!

Twenty three different coconuts you can get from the Leeroy,
Putting it in one's stamp album can cause them joy,
Some look silly and some look neat,
But getting each one is still a feat!

If you don't win at first - don't be upset,
It only costs 100 Neopoints per play so you likely won't fall into debt,
However once you win you'll earn over a million at the very least,
So if you decide to sell your prize your Neopets can have a grand feast!

So head on over to The Deserted Fairgrounds and give it a try,
Lady luck may be on your side,
Whether you play for fun or the gold,
Leeroy makes sure Coconut Shy never will get old!

Let the Void In
by sierrasiobhan

The Void has spread
Who knows what's ahead
These worries can't shake
Everything is at stake

Despite these concerns
I don't want to return
There is beauty here
Overcoming the fear

Crisp violet hues
My soul renews
In the ethereal
My heart is sealed

Let them come
Swallow the sun
Consume us all
We'll answer the call

Our world in the Void
No, not destroyed
But to begin
The Void Within

My Ode to Queen Fyora
by qlobal

Queen Fyora, this is my ode to you
Without you, whatever would I do?
A lovely ruler, the leader of all faeries
Nobody knows the weight you have to carry.

Leading each faerie by their strengths,
Blessing our Pets to new great lengths.
Your power and pride go hand in hand,
Your soul is the one that understands.



Even as Xandra tore up the sky,
You’ll never let anyone see you cry.
You rebuilt Faerieland from the bottom up,
Your spell is one no one dares to interrupt.

Fyora, the ruler of the hidden tower.
You shine so bright in this golden hour.
A queen to guard Faerieland’s grace,
Keeping it a beautiful and sacred place.

My queen, if only you knew about the way
Your light shines and brightens my day.
Each faerie thriving under your wing,
The ultimate queen - who needs a king?!

The Tell-Tale Crab
by surging

Click clack click clack
I can hear them
Working day and night

Click clack click clack
Building things, farming
Making omelettes even

Click clack click clack
I wonder if that’s all 
It can’t be, they’re so busy

Click clack click clack
It’s so rhythmic 
Haunting, dystopian

Click clack click clack
Is it really them?
Or is it in my head?

Click clack click clack
The guilt consumes me
The storm…that storm…

Click clack click clack
It was my fault
I push the thought away

Click clack click clack
Maybe they know
Or figure it out eventually

Click clack click clack
Only a matter of time
Until they put the tools down

Click clack click clack
Click clack click clack
Click… clack…

*Silence*

Mischievous Meercas
by dennykins

In all of Neopia there’s only one Pet,
Whose better in mischief I have not yet met.
The Meerca is surely cheekiness defined,
The sneakiest, prankiest species you’ll find.

The Meerca Brothers, well they’re case number one,
Heisting and thieving for nothing but fun.
Meerouladen and Heermeedjet stole the crown,
The Lost Desert system, they nearly brought down. 

Another case of a Meerca who’s pranky,
Is Meuka, who looks like he’s come from a hanky. 
He’ll target your items, and swap them for snot,
Wave goodbye to all of the nice things you’ve got. 

Monty from Bilge Dice, he’s been gone a while,
But playing against him was always quite vile.
If you’re in the lead, just prepare for his tricks,
When he suddenly rolls a whole handful of six.  

Let’s stay at Krawk Island and visit Food Club, 
Where a Meerca named Sproggie tucks into some grub.
The odds are against him, they’re thirteen to one, 
Yet somehow, he’s winning when all’s said and done.

A good player of Cheat must be able to lie,
And Chuffer Bob certainly gives it a try.
He would maybe be better if he did less eating,
Though the munching and crunching distracts from his cheating.   

As it’s clear to see, the Meerca is the most,
Tricky and cunning and wily of host. 
So, on Meerca day, keep an eye on your wares,
Lest a Meerca walks by and decides that it’s theirs!

Shapeshifter Sinsi
by myncithemonkey

An Ixi of Meridell,
Sinsi is full of smarts,
All who know her will tell,
Of wisdom off the charts.

She loves to create games,
Puzzles to stump her friend,
The most challenging she claims,
Will test your brain to no end.

Shapeshifter as it's known,
Is Sinsi's claim to fame,
Using symbols of the throne,
The goal's to make all the same.

"Why, you almost had it",
Sinsi teases as you fail,
"Just sharpen your wit,
And next time you'll prevail!"

To Be A Grundo
by cibola

It's time to ask, what does it mean, to be a Grundo?
Yes, they live in Neopia now, but why, though?
In the past, they lived in Dr. Sloth's shadow,
But thanks to the Space Faerie, they’re now free to go!

Grundo Independence Day is one we commemorate,
It's a day of joy, of laughter, a day to celebrate!
So let's find something delicious to put on their plate,
And pick out a book to make this day great.

To be a Grundo is to eat everything sweet.
Sugar Cookies, Lollypops, those are the elite.
So if you're serving Marshmallow Grundos, save a seat.
And don't even think about serving them Beets!

To be a Grundo is to read a good book:
The Happy, The Lonely, and The Lost Grundo in a nook.
The Angry, The Grumpy, and The Groovy Grundo need a look,
And reading The Grundo Pirate left me shook!

As you remember the Grundos over the years,
Take a moment to reflect on their history, their tears.
Kreludor is home for some, the Space Station turning its gears.
So what does it mean to be Grundo? My friends, lend me your ears!

Attack of Revenge: Jacques the Kyrii
by profebest

Two swords are better than one.
You may enter the slumbers— 
of Attack of Revenge, the game.
As you proceed levels, the better you get.

Strong opponents you might fight simply fine,
Filling the cannons before it strikes!
Jacques the Kyrii's work is to destroy...
The cannons you fill in right away! 

Jacques was also part of the Maraquan Curse—
plot back in the lore days, long time ago...
As an enemy of the plot, he became the favourite—
character of this game, blowing cannons is not lame.

"If you fill that cannon, my job is to destroy."
The King Captain Scarblade trained Jacques,
Making its efforts worth on the story of Maraquan— 
Kingdom still hides within the depths of Maraqua.

Happy Random Poetry Day!

The Techo Cheese Maker
by therainbowsheep

Around Meridell, the Cheese Maker,
Is more valuable than a baker.
This great kingdom of farmland,
Loves to have cheese on hand!

Regional flavours so exotic,
Some sound a little chaotic!
Like Honey, Potato, Overgrown,
May be out of your comfort zone.

But all his cheese is tasty to eat,
Delightful, savoury treats!
Or they can be rolled downhill,
For sport, amusement, and thrill!

How fast will the cheese go?
This, only one Neopian knows!
Blue Techo, expert of Cheese,
Knows the right pick, the key!

But he keeps the secret well,
"Make your own choice!" He yells.
Spicy Juppie, Brick, Quadruple Fudge,
So stoic, the Techo will not budge.

You are forced to make your own pick,
So better hope your cheese is quick!
If you make it under sixty seconds,
You can keep the cheese, I reckon!

The Techo is generous like that,
He salutes winners, tips his hat.
Cheese Roller is all the rage,
Meridell's latest phase!

A Comprehensive Guide to Evil Coconuts
by 9kas

Do you know all twenty-five kinds
Of Evil Coconuts that you may find?
Strange and peculiar varieties exist,
So here we present a comprehensive list!

Wailing and Screaming Cocos sound
Louder than Altador Cup fans abound.
While some Coconuts are inherently Silent,
Vicious Evil Cocos are silently violent.

Steam seeps out from Burning Evil Cocos,
While Angry ones let their resentment show.
Evil Coconuts can be Tusked or Horned,
So approach carefully - you have been warned!

One Eyed Coconuts are certainly oddballs,
Light Brown Cocos look like uncooked meatballs.
Some are Stitched to fix wear and tear,
But others are Damaged beyond repair.

Mini Evil Coconut is truly the tiniest,
Moaning Evil Coco’s surely the whiniest.
Seasonal Evil Coconut brings much joy,
While Sinister Evil Cocos plot to destroy.

Hairy Evil Cocos have abundant hair,
Painted ones flaunt their artistic flair.
Golden Evil Coconut has such glam style,
But Ugly Evil Coconuts look quite vile!

Infernal Evil Cocos are ready to explode,
Scorched Evil Cocos are burned to toast!
Sliced and Monstrous are both cut open,
Revealing the flames hidden within.

And last but not least in this comprehensive list
Is another Coconut with a fiery twist. 
Flaming Evil Coconut, once so rare,
Now available to those with NP to spare.

So that is a summary of all the Cocos,
That go in your album in five neat rows. 
Hurry and buy all these Coconuts today,
And the collector’s avatar will come your way!

Sooo Sleepyyy
by kellyclark1115

Yawn~ what day is it?
I’m so tired, I can’t think.
My blankets are so comfy,
into a pillow I’d rather sink. 

Can we just cancel today?
Give everyone an extra break.
I’m sure no one will disagree…
Please, for everyone’s sake!

Zzz…zzz…zzz
What? Sorry I fell asleep…
Really? It’s been approved?
I’m so excited I could almost leap.

I can finally say I’m relieved,
today’s been cancelled.
It’s everyone’s favourite day,
thank you for getting it handled. 

Back to bed I go,
ready for my pleasant dream.
My dream is filled with Unis?
It’s telling me something, it may seem.