Advert Attack By Alexmax13

Evil Sloth has made a game
one that will make you scared,
A game about speed, agility, and movement
that will make your mouse virtually impaired.

Every click of the mouse will mean
that a pop-up shall come with it,
And the more you play that cruel game
the more Sloth thinks it's a hit!

Whether you get ads
About Neofriends, the Money Tree,
Scorchy Slots or even just a blank login page,
You'll say, "Dude, what's up with all this junk?"
and may even go into an insane state of rage.

So as you play and continuously hit, "Go!"
And get annoyed like you've never been before,
Just keep in mind as you play along
NEVER to hit Alt F4!!!

The Wheel of Excitement By mrs_fluff

The Wheel of Excitement! Give it a spin!
If you get lucky, maybe you'll win
10,000 Neopoints, an item, a healing!
Whatever it is, you'll find it appealing.

Yes, give it a try, and with joy in your eyes,
Watch as the wheel turns
And shows you your prize.
You'll be happy with the game, I will bet!
It's something you never will live to regret.

Oh, yes, there are bad things
I won't dare to name
That could happen to you by playing this game.
But that's part of the risk, it's part of the thrill!
Every game needs a thing
That will give you cold chills!

The Wheel of Misfortune's a rip-off, at best,
And the Wheel of Mediocrity
Is as boring as a test!
So if you're looking for something
That really is grand,
Grab your pets and head off to Faerieland!

Spin, spin, spin the Wheel of Excitement!

The Sticky Snowflake By Lul9000

I bought a sticky snowflake,
To give to my Neopet,
When then it stuck to my hand,
And I said, "do not fret!"

So I bought some Neosoap
In hopes it would unstick,
But then the snowflake melted into a glop,
And all my Neopets said,"Ickk!"

So I bought yet another item,
And another in hope,
That something that I stumbled upon
Worked better than that Neosoap

I bought at least one of every item
I almost went berserk,
Until I found a can of Neocola,
And I thought,"Like this will work."

But when I poured it on the mutated blob
It seemed to suck it up,
It jumped right off my sticky hand and said,
"I'm Kelsey the glup!

Sorry about the stickyness,
Oh and you can call me Kels.
And if you will excuse me,
I need someone to stick to,
I will find someone else."

So Kelsey went merrily,
Over the mountain and through the peak,
My Neopets oh so missed her,
So she comes back every week!

Meridell Falls By Sweet_taurus_baby

As Lord Darigan puts force against this city,
He does not think "What's wrong?"
That all of the Meridell soldiers,
Were brave and strong.

This all started a long time ago,
Before we were all born,
Meridell was not what we saw it,
It was a town that was ripped and torn.

King Skarl, the king of this dump,
Was just too stressed to think,
How would he heal his city,
Where's the missing link?

Then he sent his finest troops,
To do a little quest,
That they go out and find some help,
That will make this city its best.

When they returned with joy on their face,
They showed King Skarl what they found,
A beautiful glowing orb they said,
That'll keep their city blooming all year round.

But there was a little glitch,
The soldiers did not say,
The orb was from a citadel named Darigan,
And the soldiers took it away!

The little town of Meridell,
Soon flourished and bloomed,
But with the evil of Lord Darigan on their tail,
Meridell was doomed.

Soon, Lord Darigan attacked the evolved town,
And the town's at his mercy,
And King Skarl kept persisting,
But the town was filled with controversy

And now you see the town,
As it was before,
Maybe they shouldn't have touched that orb,
And not have caused this war.

King Skarl's Jester By _tickle_

King Skarl's jester has worked overtime
He tried to cheer up his king by singing songs
And telling nursery rhymes
But Skarl just sat there with a frown
And pointed at the jester and said,
"Get rid of this clown!"

Poor Jester is hopeless at his job
He tries to cheer up the king
Yet at nights he sobs
His pay is small
And hours are long
It's not fun singing twenty songs

King Skarl fumes and shouts
While Jester entertains him during dinner
He growls and throws his sauerkraut
"This food stinks!" the king claims
Jester does a puppet show
But it's hard to stay sane

Maybe someday Jester will succeed
And King Skarl will hoot and laugh
But it's hard to believe if you reread

King Skarl's jester works overtime no longer
He quit his job and went home
His emotional stability is stronger
The king still sits in his chair
But the despairing citizens
No longer care