JubJub Day Special

Have a Snack for JubJub Day!
by cibola

Although you don't really need one to snack,
Here's a reason to have a sweetness attack!
It's JubJub Day, let's break out the goods.
So many options to remind us of our childhoods.

A Banana JubJub Muffin is my favorite, you see,
And then with it I'm having Strawberry JubJub Tea.
If you want some extra crunch like an oaf,
You can try having a Robot JubJub Nut Loaf.

For lunch I'm snacking on a Mini Burger, Mamma Mia.
So many options: Tigerbuggle, Raspberry, even Tchea!
Now that breakfast and lunch are served, let's breakout the candy.
Eating sweets for the rest of the day is really quite dandy.

Start me off with a Plushie JubJub Lollypop,
And once I get started on a Gummy Robot Jubjub, I can't stop!
Lime Jelly JubJub between your teeth may not easily come loose,
But you can wash it down with a Halloween JubJub Pumpkin Juice.

And finally a JubJub Cake - more than one slice for me.
Now I'm so full, my stomach is no longer free!
If you're looking to celebrate the good ole fashioned way,
Why don't you just have a snack for JubJub Day!

The Wiz!
by qlobal

The working wizard tapped away at his desk.
He was the wisest JubJub that could be.
His sorcery is unmatched, he is so smart.
The deals he found were as wide as the sea.

He sat upright and straightened his cape,
“Whatever could I help you find?”
The best JubJub to come to for help,
If you try it yourself, you’d lose your mind.

Wearing a pointy hat and wits just as sharp,
This JubJub can help you find a good price.
If you’re looking to finish a kitchen quest
Come here, you won’t have to look twice!

With a flick of his wrist and a magical shout,
The Shop Wiz will search each and every store.
For plushies and sand, maybe a sticky hand.
And if you’re special, he can do even more!

The Shop Wizard works so hard,
I call him my thriftiest friend.
Especially if you are on a budget,
Trust the Wiz, you won’t overspend!

Faerie JubJubs: Precious Puffballs
by _brainchild_

This JubJub colour shall delight!
No finer hue has been in sight.
These puffballs, flying o’er the sun,
Are certainly a lot of fun!

Their fur, hued pink, is soft to touch.
I will enjoy it very much!
Reminding me of cotton candy,
This fur waves o’er wind with glee.

Their eyes are huge, such gorgeous spheres!
This quite enchanting look is dear
To me and other onlookers.
You will be mesmerized, I’m sure.

Their wings, like those of butterflies,
Are an exquisite blue surprise.
They are so light, yet they can carry
JubJubs through the wind so freely.

This JubJub Day, a Faerie Paint Brush
Will make your excitement rush,
So you should treat your Pet today.
This hue is sure to cure dismay.

The Charming Jub Zambra
by merionelle

On the streets of Sakhmet city, a young JubJub had a dream,
To become a great musician, of fortune quite supreme
He played his pipe for tourists and the passers by around,
But he decided he needed something to attract a larger crowd

He tamed a Cobrall, and added it as a supplementary act,
An element of danger drew some notice that's a fact
He noticed some other Neopets with a talent for a tune,
And he decided to recruit them and hope their big break would be soon

A young Scorchio was first, closely followed by a Lupe,
A Ruki on percussion quickly rounded out the group,
Near Sakhmet Palace an Aisha dancer agreed to come along
For all agreed dancing was better accompanied by a song

After some years of performing, they finally got the call,
An invitation to put on a show at the famous Concert Hall.
In honour of their leader who had led them to this gig,
Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers would be their name when they hit it big.

On the 5th of every month you can go and hear them play,
An experience that's really one of a kind in every way.
So here's to the great Jub Zambra and the rest of his merry band
The friends who became famous throughout Neopia from the humble city of sand.

All a JubJub Needs are Feet
by 9kas

Round like a Gormball, fluffy like a Floof,
Small in stature, but with a whole lot of oomph!
Neopians often think we’re peculiar ones,
With two huge feet, but hands? We have none!

You see, us JubJubs don’t need any hands,
Two ginormous feet are all we need to stand!
You think that hinders our everyday lives?
Well let me tell you how famous JubJubs thrive!

Take Yoris Obbles, Meridell’s star goalie,
Stopping Yooyus with outstanding ability. 
With two big feet he runs and blocks
Allowing no goals as zero hits the clock!

Consider Jub Zambra of the famous band,
Charming Cobralls with not a single hand!
He deftly plays his flute with six toes,
Standing ovations they receive in their shows!

And last but not least, the most famous of all,
The JubJub you visit for your shopping haul:
Neopia’s Shop Wizard thinks quick on his feet,
Prices he gives you truly can’t be beat!

So remember as you admire these JubJubs,
As you cheer and swoon along with their fan clubs:
We do not need hands to be Neopian elite,
Cos all a JubJub needs are two huge feet!

Two Grey JubJubs
by kellyclark1115

Two sad and Grey JubJubs,
went outside for a day.
They were small puffs,
who first stopped by a cafe.

One ordered an Iced Caramel Coffee,
the other a Lychee Bubble Tea.
They snacked on some pastries
and White Chocolate Covered Toffee.

Then the JubJubs headed to the park,
to enjoy the soft sunlight.
They rolled down the grassy hill,
and neither landed upright.

As they picked pretty flowers,
butterflies and bees flew by.
The Jubjubs then laid on a blanket
and watched clouds in the sky.

To Neopia Central they went,
and peered in The Neopian Petpet Shop.
One wanted to adopt a Kadoatie, but alas,
none were there and she had to stop.

Neopia runs on JubJubs
by agedbeauty

JubJubs are a species
That is sometimes much maligned -
No hands and all feet,
How could they be fine?!

Yet Neopia runs on JubJubs -
(And that's not even a foot pun!)
I promise too that you'll agree
Before this poem's done! 

You see, where would we be
If we didn't the Shop Wiz!
He's talented and organized,
And really knows his biz!

Because sometimes we all need to shop,
For a new book or shirt or food to eat-
And how else could we know where 
Our desired little treat?!

Of course, he gets a little muddled
And shows us the prices from a few at a time -
But if you want the lowest price,
The SUPER Shop Wiz is sublime!

So where would Neopia be
Without this JubJub in a cape?!
Neopia runs on JubJub power - 
It's a fact you can't escape!

Jobs for Jubjubs
by madidogs88

If your JubJub is looking to try something new,
There are plenty of fun jobs they can do!
Whether they're sporty or smart or looking for fun,
Here are just a few of the jobs they can get done:

If their head is filled with imaginary stories,
Buy them a quill and turtleneck — an Author's life is never boring!
Or maybe they'd prefer to go on adventures for real,
If so, life as a Sailor or Detective might hold more appeal!

If science is more to your JubJub's taste,
There are a few things you should get them in haste!
A glowing test tube or a stethoscope and scrubs
Can help make Scientists or Doctors of aspiring JubJubs!

A tougher one might give Warrior a try,
Or live life as a Popstar if they want their fame to rise high!
Or maybe your JubJub likes to be silly—
then get them some Clown makeup and a water-spitting lily!

Your first stop to give your JubJub these jobs and more
Is a big shopping spree at Uni's Clothing store!
After all, they should look the part they want to play
As you help them follow their dreams on this JubJub Day!

My Precious JubJubs
by therainbowsheep

I like to think I'm known for my JubJubs!
Twenty fluffballs on my main alone.
More JubJub friends in the shadows,
My side accounts their beloved home.

While I do not have a favourite,
There are a few I must note.
My JubJubs have wonderful traits,
About them, I must gloat!

Cearalian, my native islander,
My Battledome superstar,
Recently reached max boost,
Now on hard mode she can spar.

Dihoage, my first unconverted,
My goofy little coconut,
Frolics in the sizzling sand,
With a confident strut.

Benulia and Aurinkos I adopted,
Sunder and Rokarok too,
They fit right in at once,
My JubJubs stick together like glue!

All my favourite paint colours
Are naturally represented -
Faerie, Woodland, Wraith!
I wonder what next will be invented.

Each year, my JubJub family grows,
A new member joins the clan,
Eventually I want them all,
That is the ultimate plan!

Super (Tired) Shop Wizard
by koggler

They call him "Super", he's bold and grand.
He's the best shopper in all of the land.
He can find you deals with lightning speed,
But only when he feels the need...

He's searched all shops, both far and near--
From Brightvale's booths to Roo Island's pier.
His power's vast, his shopping's supreme,
But beware, before long he'll run out of steam!

His wizard hat is tall, and his voice commands.
He combs through all the market stands.
But do it ten times? Twelve times in a row?
He'll sigh, "I'm tired... You'll have to go."

"Yes, he could fetch that Healing Scroll,
Or find a morphing potion to make you feel whole.
But first, he'll yawn, "A brief repose...
A nap. Then some tea. Then who knows?"

You plead, you refresh, but he's out of sight,
Off snoozing in the shadows, he's turned off the lights.
One moment he's magical, the next he's a ghost,
And somehow he's always asleep when you need him the most!

Mystery Island’s Tiki Tour Guide
by sierrasiobhan

If you'd like to learn
A bit of history
Head on over
To the Island of Mystery

A coconut JubJub
You'll soon find
Will give you a tour
That's one of a kind

This wee coco jub
Is the best tour guide
He drives you around
And spits facts bonafide

An Island native
With soul so sweet
Shares so much knowledge
With everyone he meets

We celebrate all JubJubs
On this special day
But give a big thank you
To the one who shows us the way

The Life of a Garlic Jubjub
by sportyangel3338

The life of a Garlic Jubjub is very hard
His presence often leaves other Neopets scarred
You see, the Garlic JubJub has a peculiar smell
That leaves many other Neopets feeling unwell

When he tries to go and make a friend
It never has a happy end
Before he can even get close to say hi 
He hears “What’s that smell” and starts to cry

He spends most of his days alone
Wondering why he was ever grown
He wishes he was more like other flowers
Their scents are their superpowers

Then one day he saw a lonely Coconut
And that fear of rejection was felt in his gut
But the closer he got, the Coconut didn’t move
Was his life finally going to improve?

Hello new friend, the Coconut said
Please ignore my smell, the Garlic pled
Don’t worry Garlic, I don’t have a nose
And that’s how this story of friendship goes

A Bleak History of Bennie the Jub
by dennykins

Bewitched by evil forces, 
This JubJub never stood a chance.
Enraged and always angry, 
Moves through Neovia in a trance. 

Now once upon a time, 
Bennie the Jub was not this way:
Never thought an angry thought 
Or had a nasty word to say.

Into the fray came Mr. Krawley 
With his green Snake Oil potion.
Exactly at this moment, 
Wretched wheels were set in motion. 

Two new arms on each side sprouted 
And his teeth began to grow.
Hair erupted from his body, 
Grotesque muscles soon to show.
Erstwhile Bennie was no more, 
His was a tale filled with woe. 

Juiced up on this elixir, 
Bennie rioted and roared.
Unlucky Bruno bore the brunt 
Of Bennie’s failure to accord,
Bound eternal to be part 
Of an unruly village horde.

Happy Jubjub Day!
by fourin

From forests, and cities, up to the coast,
There is a most exclusive club,
The owners of the best pet, they boast,
Just has to be the adorable JubJub!

There are all kinds of haircuts,
And varieties of the JubJub,
There's pumpkin, coral, and coconut,
And one that looks just like a shrub!

But for our dearest friends so small,
That good natured little JubJub,
The absolute worst thing of all,
Has got to be a painful toe stub!

For famous JubJubs, look no further,
Than the healer Boraxis of Neoquest,
The expedition assistant, Werther,
And Tyranu Evavu's Jarbjarb, don't forget!

You won't need Trading Post advice,
Or all that Auction House hubbub,
To help you with your store price,
Alakazam! It's the Shop Wizard JubJub!

So from oldest Jub to littlest bub,
We'll sing and cheer hooray!
For each fluffy and fuzzy JubJub,
Deserves a Happy JubJub Day!

Beware the JubJub Ghoul
by spidero

In days of old, in ancient Neopia,
Under the thrall of Xantan’s dystopia,
North of the Great Swamp but south of the sea,
Sprawled Haunted Plains, barren and spooky.

Among the spirits that haunted the plain,
There dwelt creatures that could not be slain.
A mere ball of fluff, the warriors thought — fools!
For none were as fearsome as these JubJub Ghouls. 

And therefore this warning was passed through the years,
Hallowed heroes to children, and now to your ears:

Beware the JubJub Ghoul; shun its ghostly stare,
Its oversized feet, and its matted grey hair.
As you seek out the swamp, or the Desert of Roo,
Stick to your map; to your compass stay true!

For if you veer north on the path you will beat,
You may hear the approach of thump-thumping feet!
By the time you notice, I fear it’s too late
To avoid meeting your untimely fate.



But now listen closely, for not all is lost!
If nonetheless this plain you must cross,
Ensure that your fighting is beyond level nine,
Then sneak across quickly, and you may still be fine!