Tryannian Victory Day Special

The Tyrannian Buzz: A Beastly, Agile Hunter
by _brainchild_

The Tyrannian Buzz is a nasty old brute!
This is something I'm certain that few would refute.
From the spikes on his tail to his mean, crimson glare,
Very few will approach him. Why, I wouldn't dare.

Pointed chompers are fierce and so perfect for prey!
This is something I say with the utmost dismay.
Spiky tail is a club for attacking its foes!
Has a victim survived? Why, nobody knows.

It can fly fast with wings, quicker than any run.
If this beast catches up to you, you're surely done!
Why, Tyrannian skies are plagued by these mean bugs.
This is something which can't be swept under the rug!

In Tyrannia, exercise caution, because
You could be the next dinner for one nasty Buzz.
Be aware of surroundings, and stay on the ground,
Where these insects so horrid are rare to be found.

Tyrannian Triumph
by qeenoneo

They throw their paws up in the air, 
the breeze has a certain buzz of flare. 
'We got it there!', 
they all chant without a care. 

It's a time for celebration,
as Tyrannia managed to avoid complete devastation. 
The plateau will see visitors once more, 
the rocks crunching beneath them on the floor. 

'Victory, victory!',
the locals sing with glee. 
We sent those Chia Bombers away to flee, 
now they are gone, and can let us be. 

The sun is shining bright on the rugged grounds,
but a new hope the locals have found. 
This will be a day to remember, 
as they stamp their feet on the last remaining embers.

Happy Tyrannian Victory Day!
by i_lovee_icecream

On this day,
Tyrannia was saved.
Defeating the Monoceraptor,
Their future was paved.

A bustling plateau,
A prehistoric land.
Their fate was fortuitous,
Written in the sand.

Tyrannia wins,
An epic fight.
They stopped the invasion,
With all their might.

So, on this date,
We take the time to say,
“Hip, hip hooray,
Happy Tyrannian Victory Day!”

Tyrannia's Concert Hall
by shenkuun

Have you been to Tyrannia's Concert Hall? 
Hosting great bands like Chomby & the Fungus Balls! 
The rhythmic sounds can be heard from outside, 
Leaving you rockin' and swayin' from side to side. 

Don't try to sneak in the security is tight, 
You'll be met with an angry Mynci's might!
Don't cause a scene this isn't a heist, 
The tickets are cheap and fairly priced. 

The Techo at the booth has plenty of stubs, 
Tyrannia's Ticket Booth has become a central hub! 
Concert goers travel from far and wide, 
To secure tickets and listen to their favourites inside.

Yes Boy Ice-Cream are playing today, 
Make sure to grab tickets and don't delay! 
Their alternative techno dance beats will melt your woes, 
These Shoyru's know how to put on a good show. 

The next time you're in Tyrannia consider a concert, 
Pick up CDs, posters, and even t-shirts!
Remember to enjoy, dance, and laugh, 
If you're lucky you might get a band member's autograph.

Tyrannian Victory!
by ningkov1

Treacherous fight against the Monoceraptor
Yearning for Freedom and Recognition 
Raining down blows and attacks from the land and sea 
A Lupe’s final strike led to liberty 
Now celebrations under the scorching sun
Not a foe left in sight on the liberated land 
In the Battledome only fighting for fun 
Another band to join Tyrannia’s concert hall,
Neopians flocking from all around

Visitors always treated with hospitality 
In case of hunger, the omelette is free
Curious dishes alongside delicacies at Tyrannian foods 
Tyrammet Village ruled by the fair Kyruggi 
Obelisk battles occurred in Year 15 
Righteous Tyrannians deserve our respect 
Yearly during the Month of Hunting we celebrate!

Stone Age Passion
by aronacia

The battle’s won, the war is through,

Tyrannia stands proud and true!

From jungle vines to canyon steep,

The ancient land awakens from its sleep.

The Concert Hall is loud and bright,

With music roaring through the night.

We dance with Grarrls and pound the ground,

In tribal joy, grooving to the sound.

Come spin the Wheel of Monotony, test out your fate,

Careful, you might be there until very late!

Then grab some Giant Omelette, nice and hot,

A breakfast feast? We’ve got the lot!

Raise your clubs and toast the day,

The ancient beast has gone away!

Now as joy and laughter fill the air,

Tyrannia thrives with great strength to spare!

Tyrannian Victory Day Celebrations
by maddie_bangz

Once May begins to roll around
Tyrannians excitedly prepare
For Tyrannian Victory Day parties
That gather Neopians from everywhere
 
On this day we always remember
How Tyrannians bravely fought
And prevented an invasion on their land
In a historic and revolutionary battle plot
 
There are streamers and music
And lots of cake and treats
They’re all made of omelettes of course
Since this is what a Tyrannian eats
 
The volcano erupts and games are played
Everyone is merry and happy
The Concert Hall is booming all day
With some of the bands getting sappy
 
Because Tyrannians are so proud
Of all that they overcame
And it’s exciting to see over the years
What a wonderful place Tyrannia became

Today, We Celebrate Tyrannia
by qlobal

Thrown stones, cast spells and strength unshaken,
Outsiders assumed Tyrannia could be taken!
Chia bombers tried to have things their way,
No chance, we fight and thrive on Victory Day!

To celebrate, let’s visit the lair of the beast!
Better yet, with a Nerkin Leg or Bronto Bite feast!
Perhaps you fancy a game of Tyranu Evavu?
Even more fun to play with a Woolypapith too!

To the omelette we go, it’s one slice per day.
Otherwise Sabre-X might have something to say.
Shop for half price in all Tyrannian stores,
Maybe the weaponry shop to prepare for war!

Visit the concert hall to jam to some tunes,
We can celebrate under the Tyrannian moon.
Stop by the town hall for a history lesson,
Learn about our warriors, class is in session!

Raise your swords, grab your fire axe!
We’ll fight for Tyrannia, that’s just the fact!
Today Tyrannians rose strong and proud
To cast off evil, we are victorious and loud!

Victory of the Tyrannian Invasion!
by sierrasiobhan

On this day in Year 3
Tyrannia was finally set free
We remember this day with glee
And celebrate this jubilee

Victory did not come easy
The raging battles made some queasy
The evil beast was rather sleazy
But chombies cleared paths easy peasy

After armies tore through the town
Trying to burn Tyrannia to the ground
A sinister message was sent down
The Monoceraptor would be coming around

To bring its defeat there were many a troop
Who faced many losses and had to recoup
Finally the beast was slain by a single Lupe
And Tyrannia let out a big Whoop!

Lair of the Beast
by togepwi

Tyrannia has much to explore
But sometimes it's best to take a detour
If you find yourself at a cave
Don't try to be brave!

They say it's the lair of the beast
And he's hungry for a feast!
You don't want to be his next meal
So running away is most ideal!

Some have tried their luck
And many have gotten stuck
There are a few who never return
What horrors did they learn?

In any case, it's best to stay away
And visit other Tyrannian spots for the day
There's plenty more to do
Grab some omelette or enjoy the view!

Be Adventurous - Try Tyrannian Food!
by mooseydoom101

Of all the Neopian Lands I've been told
The Tyrannian's cuisine is quite bold
With delicacies from the days of old
As a curious eater I've enrolled
To join Tyrannians for tea? I'm sold!

But I've never seen this weird sporkle beast
And this Trilo Bite might hurt my teeth
The "Lean Meat Kabob" is hardly a feast
I'll try the Dino Snapper at the least
But Primordial Stew doesn't look deceased!

Is the vegetarian food charming?
Spiky plans ought come with a warning!
The hardness of Rock Fruit is alarming
But at least its juice won't do any harming
These strange plants, I dread to know the farming

All of this strange food is a sight to see
Though some of it is making me uneasy
I don't mean to offend, but here's my plea
When it comes to Tyrannian high tea
A simple omelette is the meal for me

Celebrating Tyrannian Victory Day
by notooryous

The most important day,
as historians would say,
is Tyrannian Victory Day,
which falls on the 12th of May.

It celebrates the hunters,
who helped create the wonders - 
of weapons sharp and strong,
to sing our victory song.

The battle was a long one,
but eventually it was won.
It lasted over two months,
those hunters at the forefront.

They defeated Monoceraptor
and celebrated after
their triumph over evil -
Tyrannia, now regal.

So cheers to a fine victory
that went right down in history.
The historians still proclaim
the day they earned their fame.

The Tyrannian Victory Day Banquet
by precious_katuch14

Come celebrate Tyrannia's victory,
With lots of Tyrannian food,
(Despite how some of them look,
They really are very good!)

We're glad you're here,
Please have a Chunk of Meat!
It's simple but juicy,
And we just think it's neat!

We've got more appetizers,
Try the Fried Trilo Bites!
Or the Golden Ivy Leaves,
If you prefer something light.

The Grarrl Saliva Soup,
Tastes better than it sounds.
But if that's not your thing,
Just keep looking around!

How do you like your Burnumups?
Mild? Hot? Or maybe Flaming?
And if you're not a picky eater,
Try the Primordial Thing!

There's Cactus Blossom, Cactus Leaves,
And the eight-stalked Cactopus,
But if you'd prefer seafood,
We've got Crablett and Nautilus!

At last, we've reached dessert,
The Honey Blossom is quite tasty,
And you can never go wrong with
Buzz Honey and Fresh Kiwi.

When it comes to banquets,
Tyrannians know how to make do,
With whatever they find,
In the jungle and the plateau!

Tyrannian Victory Day
by kittycrew

Happy Tyrannian Victory Day!
Let's all celebrate!
Here please take a piece of this Tonu Rock Cake! 
Once you're done - let's go! There's so much of Tyrannia left to show.

Before we get to Tyrannia - our destination today...
Make sure you read Speak Tyrannian so you know what to say!
And don't forget to drink your Authentic Tyrannian Coffee, too.
Just a sip or two will do!

Here we are! We've arrived in Tyrannia! Today is the day! 
That we will celebrate the wonderful Tyrannian Victory Day! 
Now let's go to the plateau and take a piece of omelette or five!
Err wait, only wait one piece of omelette a day is allowed! 

That's okay! On we go to the Tyrannian Concert Hall! 
Grab a ticket at the Ticket Booth and on we go!
Yes Boy Ice-Cream is playing today - watch and listen in awe.
Here grab your new Tyrannian Usuki and come sit with us all. 

Let's continue to celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day!
Before we go, you must spin the Wheel of Monotony 
But be warned, it may take an hour or three! 
A few hours later and you win... a Wheel of Monotony Mug! What a great souvenir! 

On your way out make sure you give Myncha and the rest of council a wave! 
They're here to make sure everyone in Tyrannia behaves! 
Thank you for all that you do!

That's it! That's a wrap!
What a great Tyrannian Victory Day! 
Hip hip hooray! 
Thanks for coming to celebrate the day Tyrannia was saved!

The Giant Omelette
by therainbowsheep

The Giant Omelette sits upon piled rocks,
Available to all around the clock.
The plateau so sun-baked and hot,
The oversized egg does not rot.

Warm, inviting, delicious -
Amongst Tyrannians, even auspicious,
The Giant Omelette is eaten until gone,
But before long, a new one spawns!

All good celebrations must have food,
So grab a bite if in the mood!
Tyrannia Victory Day is worth a snack,
Even Sabre-X has cut some slack!

Normally, he's rather strict,
And determined not be tricked.
Only one per Pet is the rule,
He doesn't care if you drool.

No bouncing or jumping either,
He'll insist you take a breather.
But today is a special day,
So he accepts a little play!

Take a bigger piece than normal,
No need to be so formal.
Relish in this savoury treat,
Basking in the canyon's heat.

On Victory Day, we eat fluffy eggs,
Not burgers, pizzas, or Neggs!
Most importantly, don't forget -
Respect the Giant Omelette!