Illusen, Come Back!
By xxFlava_icexx

Illusen was so wonderful
She was beautiful and strong
But Lord Darigan captured her
Yet she did no wrong

Asking for items
Yet giving back in return
We took her for granted
Didn't have much concern

But now we go to Meridell
And Illusen isn't there
I am pleading to Darigan
It was not fair

Illusen, come back!
Find your way back home
Illusen I'm so sorry
I did not fight in the Battledome

I never even thought
They would take you
Find your way back to Meridell
And restore it we must do

All of Meridell is gone
Oh Lord Darigan, why?
Please restore Illusen
And Meridell, I cry!

There is still Jhudora
But she is dark, indeed
Illusen, the Earth Faerie
Is exactly what I need

Until your arrival
Day after day
I will sit and wait for you
By Illusen's Glade

How Neopets Spell Relief
By Kelandra

Two violent wars has Neopets seen
Enslavement and kidnapping, too
But no worse a crime has ever been seen
Then the lack of our NeoHome loos!

For years our pets have been holding tight
Or shamefully sneaking behind trees
Crossing their legs and wishing with might
That someone would see to their needs!

Osiris' pottery came in handy
But a chamber pot shouldn't be pricey
A garden outhouse could have been dandy
Or a litterbox would have done nicely!

Finally, somebody noticed the prob
And wanted to help our poor pets
Without further ado they finished the job
With the best toilets a pet can get!

There's the fluffy cloud toilet
That floats through the bath
The dear fancy toilet
I'll let you do the math!

The disco toilet's groovy
And makes you want to dance
The other toilet's spooky!
It might bite off your pants!

But spooky or disco
Fancy or cloud
Our pets can now go
They're finally allowed!

So go and get a toilet for your pet's WC
You never knew how happy a Neopet could be!

Game Hero Limericks
By Beatlechic03

A Chia whose name is Adee
Broke into the Ice Cream Factory.
Things were relatively calm
Until he set off the alarm.
He thought, "Oh no!
They're going to catch me!"

Albert, a mutant Kacheek
Had been stuck
In the Haunted Woods for weeks.
The Esophagor's curse
Made his life a lot worse.
Albert used to be humble and meek.

Samrin the Kacheek was a shepherd
Who had many petpets who lured
Balthazar the Lupe
To sneak and to snoop.
Balthazar wanted to eat the whole herd.

Zygorax was fighting a war
Against evil fuzzles from beyond the stars.
With his dependable ship
He is popular and hip.
He is the only Grundo who has visited Mars.

Channy the Mynci was in a bad mood
Because he was desperately awaiting some food.
Neopet V2 was cruel
And gave Channy no gruel
Until Channy won,
And his food source was renewed.

Shuggu, a Tyrannian Shoyru,
Has a job that he thinks is pretty cool.
He protects the omelette
From those who would eat it.
Take that, you Skeiths, Elephantes, and Tonu!

A Chia who is often called Geoffrey
Has a hobby that is pretty neat.
When the neighbors, their houses, and flowers
Are attacked Chia Bombers
He and his water-balloon gun protect the street.

Korbat's Lab
By Stoneman3x

"Doctor Sloth is evil,"
The brave young Fire Lupe said,
The mission he was planning
Filled my heart with dread,
To raid the Doctor's lab
Would be a noble deed,
There was terror in my heart,
Still I had agreed,
To destroy those horrid potions
That mutated pets,
Making them monsters
Without conscience or regrets,
Deep within the Haunted Woods,
Foul with mud and muck,
We went forth into the lab,
Armed with only luck,
And our resolve, a paddle, and a tiny ball,
We looked up and saw them,
Stacked high upon the wall,
Rows and rows of potions,
Blues, yellows, greens and reds,
While two evil Korbat guards
Flapped above our heads,
The brave Lupe launched the ball,
But to our dismay,
One of the dark Korbats
Just batted it away,
Again the Lupe hit the ball,
Lips curled in a frown,
It bounced and hit a box,
A potion sailed down,
The magic liquid made the bar even longer,
The Lupe could hit the ball
Now faster and stronger,
The Korbats swooped above is,
Trying to make him miss,
"Go away you intruders!"
One snarled with a hiss,
But the Lupe wouldn't stop
Until he smashed them all,
He had two great weapons,
His courage and a ball,
He fought those two Korbats
For many hours that day,
And they could not stop him
Or make him go away,
The Lupe did not break them all,
Much to his sorrow,
Yet the world's safer,
And we'll go back tomorrow.

The Neocam
By Frayedknot

When was the last time
You looked at the Neocam,
Was it today?
Was it yesterday,
Last week or last month,
You can't really say?

Poor little Neocam,
Nothing is more overlooked than it is
You go to the News, play the games,
Visit the shops and the Wiz

Didn't you know?
You see some cool stuff there
One time we saw
That Donna dyed her hair

You can see the plushies
Before they hit store shelves
You can see the Neo Staff
Acting like themselves

Sometimes they forget
The Neocam is on
They scratch themselves
Or give a huge yawn

You might find a finger
Sticking up a nose
They embarass themselves
And they don't even know

At times they forget
That we can see whatever they do
You can watch them sneeze
Because they have the flu

They act real silly and sometimes act like a fool
Check out the Neocam, it is real cool