Jetsam Day Special

A Jetsam’s Calming Swim
by darkhound45

A tiny Blue Jetsam went for a swim.
His name was Luke and this was on a whim.
He was under pressure and had enough.
All the pressure made his life rough.

You see, Jetsams can be menacing pets.
A nice Jetsam, Luke had never met.
Eating Petpets was never his fave.
He would rather be their friend and behave.

Swimming let Luke clear his head.
It was as calming as going to bed.
Just himself did he bring.
Luke was ready to see so many things

As he swam on this great trip,
He saw a huge sunken ship.
Luke smiled. This was so much fun!
“Look, there’s a Maraquan Turtum!”

Luke continued on this amazing swim.
He was so happy, he hummed a hymn.
“I wonder what else I’m going to see?!”
Then he saw a Maraquan Hassee!

There were so many amazing sights!
Then Luke noticed a rather bright light. 
It was coming from the ocean’s top,
So he swam up high without a thought. 

As he got close he started to smile.
He had wanted to see this for quite a while.
The light hit the water in just the right spot.
The water was warm and was glowing a lot.

Luke couldn’t believe this amazing trip.
He saw so much that started with the ship.
This calming swim was good for his health.
Stress is never the way to help oneself.

Spectre & Cheat
by therainbowsheep

Once the cards are dealt,
The fear is strongly felt.
Spectre is notorious,
For claiming victory so glorious.

Champion of Cheat,
He is tough to beat.
Red eyes glowing bright,
He scans faces with all his might.

Who is lying? He can often tell.
Make sure your poker face sells.
If you cheat, he will know,
And once you leave you have to go.

Cunning and bold,
Spectre’s wit takes hold,
Despite his riches, he still plays,
He loves winning and all the praise.

This Jetsam Day, challenge him if you dare
Can you face his piercing stare?

More Than My Chomp
by ennyra

What do you think of,
When you think of a Jetsam?
I bet it's never as nice
As when you think of a Flotsam.

My name is Jeff,
And I'm a sensitive soul.
But whenever people see me,
They think of the damage I could dole.

There's so much more to me,
Than my teeth or bite.
It makes me kind of sad,
When you run away in fright.

Today I ask of you,
To please think twice,
And give me a chance,
To show you I am nice!

I'm much more than my chomp,
I actually love to play.
So on this Jetsam Day,
If you see me, say "hey!"

Jetsam Ace
by cpssgh1004

Hopefully you've been training
For an opponent that has been reigning 
A Jetsam that goes by Ace
Who will challenge you in space

The cosmic dome is where
Jetsam Ace will hit you with lens flare
If you get in the way
Jetsam Ace will stun with a sleep ray

You heal with a purple scorchstone
And retaliate with a Petpet bone
It was a close battle but you made it through
Jetsam Ace was no match for you

The best part of defeating Ace
Are the prizes rewarded out in space
The codestones will make you smile like a kid
But if you're lucky you just might end up with a nerkmid

Jetsam Ace: A Speedy Defeat of Sloth!
by honorrolle

Slothy terror back again, 
Who will save us, evil contain, 
Why none other than Jetsam Ace,
On the job, jet flying into space. 

Barrage of battleships engaging the skies,
GO GO GO his jet, it flies!
Stealthy flying through a cloud, 
Lone victor soaring far and proud. 

Banking left and manoeuvring, 
Drones and bots awakening. 
Firing upon the speedy ace, 
Jetsam quickly about face. 

Major Zeg Blackfin fires true, 
Mothership comes down in two. 
Another victory win for Zeg, 
Celebrate with a fancy Negg. 

What a way to celebrate, 
What fine flying did he demonstrate, 
Jetsam Ace with a victory lap, 
Happy Jetsam Day, with a tip of the cap.

The Sponge Jetsam
by roxanna203

My existence is irony,
Most think I'm tyranny,
I'm a Jetsam of sponge,
Afraid I may take a lunge.

The truth is I'm afraid,
Of the very thing I'm made,
A sponge in water is bizarre,
Like trapping a star in a jar.

Alas, here I swim nonchalant,
Scavenging for my next want,
After all, today is Jetsam Day,
I do get to have the final say.

Eating trash is my favourite snack,
Some call me a silly little quack,
But when they do - I strike attack,
A little hysterical prank for knack.

Fight Jetsam Ace Today
by annikkiadepp_

Take your sword, take your mace
we’re going to fight Jetsam Ace

In the Battledome in space,
where this meeting will have place

A fierce Jetsam shall await,
hurry up and don’t be late!

Take your stronger Neopet
to triumph in this tête-à-tête

You can win some fancy loot,
codestones and nerkmids to boot.

Come on, go renew your premium membership,
pack your things and board the spaceship

We are headed to the space dome
to fight Jetsam ace and send him home!

The Master of Cheat
by hectic_haley

In the game of cheat,
the ninth and final opponent is a fine Jetsam named Spectre.
Self proclaimed master of Cheat,
a title that no one disagrees with.

The game involves lying and cheating,
but beware this Jetsam always knows the truth.
He's cold and calculating,
and he always knows when you're about to cheat.

Not many are lucky enough to beat him,
the few that do he tries to take in stride.
The real mystery behind this Jetsam,
is what else does he do besides play Cheat?

Rumours have it he may be tied to R.S.
Who assisted fearless Dr. Sloth,
in the takeover of the Lost Desert.
However these rumours have never been confirmed.

In honour of Jetsam Day,
let us celebrate one of the most famous Jetsams.
Here's to you Spectre,
and to you too, R.S.

Mr Irgo
by theguy2020

Often in a Techo cave,
If you see him you should wave,
Always selling some strong equipment,
He even provides instant delivery shipment!

Beating Neoquest without him would be hard,
You wouldn't be able to get off your guard,
Truly would be at a disadvantage,
Probably won't be able to manage!

On the black market he sells things,
Might ask you to bring some monster wings,
All kinds of creatures he needs,
However he will reward for your courageous deeds!

Trading with him is a win win situation,
Avoiding it would be an abomination,
Hurry up and don't be late,
Without his weapons you'll have a lot to deal with on your plate!

More to Ace
by bittersweet52

The woes of being the Jetsam Ace
None can ever comprehend
E'en as I put you through your paces
And both of us attack and defend

You think that there is nothing to me 
But prizes; Codestones, Nerkmids too
Stuff to sell you get for free
But I have feelings just like you

Have you ever thought to look
Behind this mask at which you swing
Have you bothered to peruse the book
The Jetsam Ace, or is it just a thing

Of junk, that you discard at whim
Emptied from your mind at once
You grab your loot after each win
And never think beyond your stunts

Jetsam Day, just once a year
I ask you to put down your arms
Bend a knee and shed a tear
And get to know me and my charms

I can be a friend, instead of a foe
I can meet you outside the dome
I will listen to your fears and woes
I will invite you into my home

Let us finish our battles today
And afterwards linger for a chat
Shake hands with me for once and say
I see there is more to you than that

The Elusive Golden Mr Irgo Stamp
by precious_katuch14

A skilled armour smith,
A Jetsam from olden times,
Collecting monster artefacts
From near and far.

In the story of NeoQuest,
He lends a helping fin,
Helps the white Lupe hero
Achieve a lofty dream.

Immortalized in a stamp,
Actually, they made it two.
The regular Mr Irgo,
And the golden Mr Irgo.

Though Mr Irgo is helpful
As you play through NeoQuest,
When it comes to stamp collecting
This Jetsam puts you to the test!

The NeoQuest stamp album
Doesn't seem daunting at first.
'Til you start checking your list
And wondering if this album is cursed.

You may have the Jahbal Stamp,
Even Xantan and the NeoQuest logo.
The Guardian of Spectral Magic,
And the NeoQuest Hero.

But search the marketplace,
As well as the Trading Post,
Still you won't find the stamp
That you need the most.

What a wily Jetsam!
Sending you on an arduous quest
To find the Golden Mr Irgo Stamp
And giving you no rest!

The Jetsam Witchdoctor Cake: Spooky and Sweet
by _brainchild_

The fun Jetsam Witchdoctor Cake is so grand,
The finest confection in all of the land.
This spooky dessert pleases on Halloween
With taste and appearance, the best I have seen.

The hat is so charming, a feather in tow.
The eyes have a spooky and fiery red glow.
The grin is so mischievous, stitched like a doll.
This cake oh so creepy is sure to enthral.

The taste is so yummy. Creation of lime
And sugar so splendid shall please every time.
The whole cake is edible; foodies delight!
No finer sweet masterpiece will be in sight.

So, if you have a sweet tooth or two, try this green
Delight of Neovia on Halloween.
From flavour to craftsmanship, you'll be impressed---
The quality rises above all the rest.

A Toast to the Jetsam Ace!
by bman_646

A premium perk it is to battle you,
Your prizes are the best, you know it’s true.

Giving out nerkmids daily you keep me rich,
You're always ready to battle, no need to switch.

The cosmic dome is where you battle and reside,
You don’t always lose, sometimes you have tied.

I must applaud your persistence considering how much you lose,
You never look too beat up, I have never seen you with a bruise.

Even though you always lose, you have never thought of quitting,
You love your job always back to the hitting. 

One thing that keeps you going is your iconic Jetsam suit,
It even won you best dressed, a Battledome top toot.

Major Zeg Blackfin an iconic Jetsam,
Always battling in your face wham, bam, slam.

A Deep-sea Hunter
by melncholy

Rippling under waves
Cutting through the sea
Jetsams hunt for prey

Hungry predators
Swim fast with vigor
In cold deep waters

Steely eyes see far
Pearly white teeth wait
For another bite

Rough-cut skin on fins
Hides a Jetsam well
In the ocean brine

This hunter’s keen nose
Won't lead him astray
Flotsams, be on guard

Jetsams lurk all over
The sea holds danger
Who can know its depth?

Waterskiing Jetsam Outfit
by indulgences

It always makes me laugh out loud
When Jetsams must wear clothes.
They’re naturally waterproof
From head, down to their toes!

There does exist an outfit that
Is truly overkill.
It’s for the Jetsam species, and
It blocks out water’s chill!

It’s for our waterskiing pets
That love their soggy play.
It comes with such a lot of gear,
To block out water’s spray!

The Rope is held within one fin,
A sturdy strand so thick.
The handle is aluminium,
A truly rugged stick.

The Skis are placed upon the tail,
So yellow, long and bright.
They’re made of special fibreglass,
A substance strong and light!

The Shirt is truly vivid stuff,
Hued purple, turquoise too.
It’s sealed against all moisture, and
No water will flow through!

The Vest is also purple hued,
With streaks of turquoise bands.
It’s buckled for protection, and
Is absolutely grand!

And finally, the Trousers are
The final piece of garb
That makes your Jetsam waterproof.
These shorts will quite safeguard!

This outfit is adventurous,
And shields your Jetsam well!
I hope your Jetsam uses it
On every tide and swell!