Kyrii Day Special

Kyrii - A Peculiar Species
by hectic_haley

The Kyrii is a peculiar species,
they just appeared in Neopia one day without any notice.
There's no record of where they hailed from,
but no one has ever asked questions.

Known for their extroversion, Kyriis make friends easily,
they tend to travel in packs with other Kyriis, 
but that doesn't mean they don't make great friends with other species,
as long as you don't give them an apple they will be your friend for life.

They are allergic to apples, so they avoid them like the plague.
One bite into a crisp apple and they end up suffering from the itchy-scratchies.
Kyriis are tough though, and they try to build upon their weaknesses,
that's why when they battle they often equip the Kyrii Golden Apple of Healing

The Island Mystic
by therainbowsheep

A social creature, Kyriis blend -
They love to chat and make friends!
Of note, the Island Mystic has the gift of gab,
His daily fortunes are never drab!

Some are good and some are bad,
Some so tragic, they make you sad.
But no matter the outcome, he draws a crowd,
He states your fate, clear and loud!

The Island Mystic is honest but blunt, 
His daily wisdoms are no stunt.
Into the future he can truly see,
Run to your destiny, do not flee!

On Mystery Island his hut stands tall,
Tempting Neopians, welcoming them all.
Visit this iconic Kyrii, hear his words
Embrace your fortune, no matter how absurd!

So Happy Kyrii Day to our favourite mystic,
We are happy his predictions are so artistic!

A Kyrii in Need
by darkhound45

A Royal Kyrii went for a walk. 
She just wanted to go around the block. 

While she was walking she heard a sigh.
It sounded familiar but she didn’t know why. 

As she kept walking the sound seemed close,
And then she noticed a beautiful rose. 

Holding the rose was a familiar site.
It was a Royal Kyrii whose smile wasn’t bright.

“What is wrong?” the Kyrii said.
“My hair is gone, there’s none on my head.”

The Kyrii was sad but she had a thought,
To help this Kyrii with the battle it fought.

She ran to the groomer and cut her hair.
She made a wig complete with care.

The Kyrii ran back and was covered in sweat.
Then she said, “Do not fret!”

She handed the wig to her new friend,
In hopes that her sadness would be soon at an end.

Her new friend put the wig on her head.
With a radiant smile she then looked ahead.

Not all pets out there are bad and mean,
Some might become just the friend you need.

Run, Stan, run!
by precious_katuch14

Run, Stan, run!
The guards are on the prowl
For any thief
They perceive as foul.

Hide, Stan, hide!
The Elephantes are loose!
You can't get past them
Unless you think of a ruse.

Drink, Stan, drink!
For now you won't be a Kyrii,
Another Blue Elephante
Is all they'll see.

Walk, Stan, walk!
Like lumbering Elephantes do!
If you can keep this up,
You'll be able to slip through!

Take, Stan, take!
An Ummagine ripe for the taking,
Tchea Fruit here, Puntec Fruit there,
While you're still faking.

Careful, Stan, careful!
Those guards are on to you!
They're wondering why
One of them is grabbing fruit!

Run, Stan, run!
Past Sakhmet City gates!
Don't look back, don't stop,
There's no time to wait!

Rest, Stan, rest.
Eat your fill of your haul,
Before you have to again
Sneak into Sakhmet's walls.

Jazan's Goodbye
by ilovepoogles2

The stars shine so brightly 
When standing in the ruins 
of everything, I have ever known.

I peer into the oasis;
And the eyes I see.
They are never my own.

Across the endless dunes; 
I look for familiarity
I will never find.

I cannot see.
The night is dark. 
And I am blind.

But you,
My Light.
Endless desert night;
The sunrise of your smile
breaks through.
And I- just a man-
Am never so warm 
As when I’m with you.

Seconds slip like sand
And soon the desert day
Turns to night.
Twilight and one last look
At a smile so bright. 

A heart too heavy.
A life of regret.
I have loved the light
Too fondly
To be fearful
When it sets.

To finally find love;
Now I know.
That I truly love you;
And I must let you go.

Capara the Red Kyrii
by roxanna203

The Feisty Rising Star that was once,
That is the title from Neopian Times,
Expressed to describe a Kyrii, thus,
The beginning the pressure and the climb.

Capara started off as a shopkeeper,
The customers grunted as they entered,
For they knew the bargain was cheaper,
And not for them, but for her, the centre.

She would sneakily sell oranges gone bad,
With an attitude to match like no other,
All the customers would leave very mad,
And Capara was let go for another.

However, this setback did not deter her,
She sought a place for her hair to shine,
Came across "Cheat!" as this would occur,
A perfect opportunity for her design.

She was able to show off flawlessly,
Her devious ways and her gorgeous hair,
Playing cards left to right thoughtlessly,
And her opponents shouting "Beware!"

Thus Capara the Kyrii from Cheat! was born,
Known to the world of Neopia infamously,
The trophies modelled after her, she swore,
A game very known for its legitimacy.

The Kyrii Who Sells Such Terrific Tunes
by _brainchild_

Within Neopia Central,
There lies a shop that's never dull.
It sells a bunch of instruments
Of music, an eclectic blend.

The store is run by one Kyrii
Whose wares are notable to me.
He greets me with a smile. "How may
I help you on this lovely day?"

"I'll look around myself, thank you."
"Okay, you're welcome to peruse
My thrilling band of musical
Commodities. O'er them you'll mull."

I pick a Darigan Guitar
To rock out tunes from near to far.
The sharpest notes will please my soul
When I assume this edgy role.

I thank the Kyrii for the sale
Of music certain to prevail
O'er other songs that are mundane.
My melody is never plain.

Capara the Kyrii
by theguy2020

Playing cards all day,
If you see her cheating don't forget to say,
By doing so you will win a prize,
And she will likely be very surprised!

Capara is a very tricky Kyrii,
Paying close attention to her hand should work in theory,
Don't be afraid to call her out,
After all that's what Cheat is about!

Be careful when you lie,
Capara might catch you and make you cry,
When it comes to this card game she's a menace,
Instead of trying to beat her stick to tennis!

Try not to let her finish her deck,
Or you will truly become a wreck,
This means that the game has ended,
And Capara's mood will be splendid

Catch her cheating and you might win an avatar,
What are you waiting for she's one of the coolest opponents by far,
Don't be so sure that you will win,
Capara is usually a shoo-in!

How Fuzios became Kyriis
by annikkiadepp_

Fuzios appeared among us 
on a bright and sunny day
They hated their name and thus,
they decided to give it away.
 
They felt Kyrii was better suited
to their personality and appearance
So they finally concluded 
this would give them inner coherence. 
 
Kyriis liked to travel Neopia in packs,
exchanging pleasantries and life hacks.
 
They have a luscious fur mane,
don't touch it or they'll go insane.
 
Apples can give them an allergic reaction,
for eating them will make them itch.
Although this may seem a dumb action,
Kyriis find their flavour too rich to resist.
 
A Kyrii can be a great Neopet to own,
for they are loving and loyal
seriously, your mind could be blown
Especially if you paint it Royal! 
 
So come on, don't waste another second
You can get one every day, I reckon.

Cleanliness is Next to Kyriiness.
by lesslynope

Kyrii with your fur so fine,
why do you keep it so divine?
Never once played in mud, 
your coat groomed, free of crud. 

Slightest mess, you are mad, 
For Kyrii’s cleanliness is not a fad.
I think it silly to get upset:
If your coat is dirty, do not fret!

I know you spend many a dollar, 
getting items from the beauty parlour.
Buy a nice Green Kyrii Comb,
or go spruce up in your Neohome. 

There’s Sparkling Kyrii Bubbles
to wash away any dirty troubles. 
Or maybe a Soft Kyrii Hairbrush
could clean you up if in a big rush.

After getting proper and prim, 
a Yellow Kyrii Hairclip in your trim,  
you can return to the outside.
In your pack you calmly walk,
Looking pretty as you chat, talk.

Avoiding the puddles, steer wide,
floofy tail waves from side to side.
You always flaunt your gorgeous fur,
'cuz for you dirty never is, but were.

The Island Mystic (An ode on Kyrii Day)
by tvi038

Tucked away on Mystery Isle
Lies the Island Mystic's hut
Its occupant bears a smile
His door stands  open - never shut

"Come one, come all!
Come far and near!
Whether you are big (or small)
I'll tell you what you want to hear!"

So cries the Island Mystic
For fortunes he bears
Telling tales so fantastic
Or raising even the bravest's hairs

Will you be attacked
By a trio of flying Eyeries?
Or will you defeat (in single combat)
Legions of gigantic Monoceri?

Perhaps you will realise that
You have to burp repeatedly
Or maybe it could be the fact
That you'll lose a cement mixer in Happy Valley

While some fortunes are good
And other fortunes are bad
Let this be universally understood
The Island Mystic will always have 
something *interesting* to add

One for Stan
by niddyz

Stan 
the man 
with the plan 
to make a flan
before the Tchea hits the fan.

Stan’s
having fun,
stealing one,
then gotta run,
munching on a Bagguss or a Pun-

Tec-hnically, Stan,
a Kyrii
feeling fiery,
could try to be
a better citizen and not a thie-

F in the chat for Stan,
finally caught with a fruit;
the guard, not quite yet astute,
lets him slide and glide and oop!
No more Stan the man who blew this fruit stand. You

see, Stan’s a thief
so we’ll keep it brief:
on Kyrii Day, don’t go for beef;
stick to some Bagguss is our belief.
Signed, the Desert Scarabs, masters of fruit relief.

Famous Kyriis
by neoreturnee

Celebrate all Kyrii,
Whether "Better Than You",
Or a star in Cheat!
The Host and Capara.

Don't forget your fortune!
From the Island Mystic,
Or a pirate like Jacques.
Or in the Altador Cup,
From the Haunted Woods, Krell Vitor.
To Virtupets Space Stations, Z-4B Goalinator.

Don't forget Tyrannia,
Go! Go! Go! with Kyruggi.
Guard your produce,
When Stan is around!

These are just a few,
Famous Kyrii,
To celebrate!

Capara the Kyrii
by kellyclark1115

Capara, the young, pretty player,
did you know, she is an ex-shopkeeper?
She received many bad reviews,
for rotten oranges and poor attitudes.

Now she's known for her hair,
and playing skills that are fair.
One of the famed players of Cheat!,
she's the first you need to defeat.

Feminine wiles and intelligence
are what she uses to get her wins.
Quiet and cunning, players beware,
she has been training everywhere.

But if you catch her slipping,
You may get an avatar you are missing.
And if you choose to play more,
for you, a Capara trophy is in store.

The Kyrii Who Thinks She's A Krawk
by hospitalsmellsluvr

There once was a Kyrii who thinks she's a Krawk;
And of Neopia she was the talk.
Every day she would visit the Fungus Cave;
Hey Fellow Krawks she would say as she stopped to wave. 

All the other pets thought she was nuts;
To say she's a Krawk when she's not she sure has the guts.
One day she proclaimed to be a Krawk she said to Vira;
And Vira said no you're not look in the mirror.

One day this little Kyrii got in trouble;
When Sloth told her she's not a Krawk and bursted her bubble. 
Sloth fired his ray gun at her and turned her Angelpuss to sludge;
And away with her he gave her a nudge.

And then this Kyrii decided to get some help;
And in the mirror she looked at herself. 
I'm not a Krawk I'm a Kyrii she said as she began to cry;
And her owner said she's beautiful and should come have some pie.

Beauty Uncontested, Lady Kyrii Unconverted
by acaesha

Braided waterfall
Waves cascading
Deep sea cape trailing behind
On the paved floor
No heels clicking
When you walk you glide

Cumulous collar
You smile over your shoulder
Like light through parting clouds
Crowd enamoured as you step forward
Lost for words
But the silence is loud

Eyes calm waters
Turn to crashing tides
When you glare
You wear sapphires
But cold stones can't compare
Your beauty is unpaired

Turn the world upside down
Ocean waves over sunlit sky
Woven on your gown
You move like air
But you can't fly
You're a goddess on the ground

Manor of Many Manes
by andrehmf98

Every single year in Kyrii Day
A secret competition takes place
Where all Kyriis display
Their flowing manes with grace

The "Manor of Many Manes"
As the competition is known
Houses many competitors
Aiming for the winner's throne

Marie was this year's favourite
For she had yesteryears' win
Everypet is hypnotized
By her royal mane's gleam

Aster was a strong contender
His mane as green leaves
Making beautiful noises
As the winds make breeze

There's a fiery competitor
Amber is their name
And their flaming locks
Would put anyone to shame

The competition begins
Who would win this round?
That's for them to discover
And later for us to find out!

The Royalgirl Kyrii
by truebrony

The Royalgirl Kyrii
With her radiant glow,
Sends shivers of sunlight
Wherever she goes.

She bows her head
And bats her eyes,
As her smile shines
Like a golden sunrise.

Her turquoise mane
Flows down past her ears,
Like the rocking waves
Of Maraquan piers.

Her bright blue eyes
Are charming and sweet,
Her light blue fur
Is soft and sleek.

The Royalgirl Kyrii
Know's she's a Queen.
The most beautiful Neopet
Neopia has ever seen.

Little Kyrii Dreams
by laurneoneo

There once was a Baby Kyrii
Whose eyes were as big as the moon
She was playing with her plushies
And eating with her baby spoon.

She had the sweetest smile
She was friendly, I could tell
When I asked her who she wanted to be
She said "I want to be pastel!"

I couldn't help but giggle
Though I knew just what she meant
A trip to the Rainbow Pool
Is a dream for many pets.

Pastel Kyriis are so vibrant
With their orange, their pink, their green,
Their fur of pastel blue
Pops right out through the screen.

I made sure to tell the Kyrii
She was perfect as she was
She told me that she knew this
And smiled through her Kyrii fuzz.

Kyrii Protectogoggles
by indulgences

These goggles shield your Kyrii’s eyes.
Her eyes are safe from harm.
The lenses are unbreakable.
There’s no need for alarm.

And yet, these goggles have a trick.
They happily deflect
Attacks against your Kyrii pet.
They safeguard and protect.

Attacks by all opponents will
Return to blast their selves.
They’ll be quite damaged by their own
Fierce rays and magic spells.

These goggles glow with neon green,
So fatal to all foes.
Your Kyrii will look dangerous
Wherever she does go.

Please buy these goggles for your pet!
She’ll be so overjoyed.
Her enemies will be quite crushed,
So beaten and destroyed!