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Tonu Day Special
Tonu Deaf
by mulcheater
"But I like to sing!" The Tonu cried
His teacher, frazzled and a mess, sighed
"Out of all the things you've tried,
Singing is where the word 'awful' most applied!"
"Good lessons, I try to provide,
But the gap between your A's and C's is wide.
Our poor orchestra has all but died,
Tonu, please put singing aside!"
With a heavy heart and sad eyes, the Tonu replied,
"I always sing with joy and pride...
But I guess it's another skill I've been denied,
I guess I will let my songs subside."
"You weren't completely awful," The teacher lied,
"You could always give music another ride."
"Truly?" The tears on the Tonu's face dried
"Yes, Tonu, I will teach you in stride,
As long as a pair of ear-plugs will be supplied."
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Tonu Ball with a Twist!
by mermaidcave
After indulging in a hearty meal
A fun-loving Tonu seeks out thrill
He scours the jungle for a friend
In hopes they'll want to play again
He happens upon a familiar face
Nearly knocking into his friend in his chaotic race
The other Tonu greets him, beaming
"Hey, you! What brings you? What's the meaning?"
"I want to play a game of ball!"
Tonus love this type of play the most of all!
The Tonu friend grins a massive grin
"Sure, I'll play - even if I don't win!"
The two friends scour the nearby land
On the hunt for a ball to finalize the plan
The friend finds one upon the ground, excitedly showing it to the other
"Let's play a game of Tonu Ball and then another!"
The friends run and whack the ball back and forth
They throw that ball with so much force!
When all of a sudden, a mysterious sound...
The Tonu friends, puzzled, glance around
What could it be? What does it mean?
The ball is making a... familiar ring!
Suddenly the ball cracks open and the friends see it - a Tonu's leg!
Why, that was never a ball! It was a Baby Tonu's egg!
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Ode to the Tonu
by honorrolle
Tonu, Tonu, boisterous lovable Tonu,
Like Neopian Times is to Wee-woo,
Like the inevitable snowager negg goo,
Buffets are to Tonu.
Tonu, Tonu, ever fashionable Tonu,
Tyrannian star forward passing thru,
Style showdown host giving review,
Dyeworks Loic always a-brew.
Tonu, Tonu, strong and brave Tonu,
General Dacon overcoming coup,
Magma Pool visitors the guard shall subdue,
Professor Fairweather exploring the taboo.
Tonu, Tonu, impressive, magnificent Tonu,
Luxurious wheel guard in view,
Bangles, and garments brand new,
Qasala’s finest Tonu on crew.
Tonu, Tonu, celebratory, joyous Tonu,
The Day of Awakening is now due,
Thrust horn up high without further ado,
Let the Tonu parties ensue!
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Magma Pool Guardian: A Tonu of Many Secrets
by sk8zac
Deep in the caverns of Moltara's chasm
There is a pool of magma, blistering hot
Try for a dip and the guard will spasm
For the Tonu guard cannot be bought
Made of the very flames of his land
The Magma Pool Guard stands watch
He will give in to no demand
His mission he will not botch
The noble Tonu works day and night
He will check your credentials and test your worth
A Tonu so strong, he knows no fright
The secrets to his pool you will never unearth
Only those that he deems worthy may take a dip
No one knows what values he seeks
But many have acquired that magma drip
After trying for days and for weeks
Because every now and then
Even this Tonu guard gets a little tired
So be sure to keep on eye on his molten den
And your pet could become a color most desired
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Ode to Tonu
by baiuki
Though a brisk cold blows,
The Tonu knows in their heart that a special day comes.
Despite the lingering winter,
A gleeful warmth builds within
Beckoning the arrival of that special day.
Nestled safely between others,
The Tonu knows that theirs remains strong and stedfast.
It is among the likes of friends,
Fellow Neopets who claim this month of Awakening theirs
Join their voices together and exclaim: Happy us day!
Come the 21st, with love still in the air,
The Tonu settles in to celebrate their good nature.
Their playful nature is openly on display,
Tufts of luscious ruffs swaying as they game,
Joyous laughter that can be heard 'round all of Neopia.
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Celebrating Famous Tonus on Tonu Day!
by painted_dreams87
This year on Tonu Day, let's honour the well known
of the species who have made us grow to love them.
Over time, it's a species that has really grown
on each and every one of us, partly because of them.
General Dacon commands the forces in the city
of Sakhmet, keeping Princess Amira safe too.
He's loyal and fierce, willing to get into the gritty
details to keep his city safe and sound.
The Magma Pool Guard stands watch over the pool.
He does his best to ensure that only citizens of Moltara
have access, though he does doze off during his rule.
Lucky for us, it means limited access to a precious place.
Professor Hugo Fairweather is esteemed among all,
but that wasn't true. He was once the laughing stock
of The Seekers, but after his success, he was able to stand tall.
Now thanks to his discovery, we have gigantic petpetpets.
Last but not least, Wila Benne has been a loyal member
of the Tyrannian Altador Cup team for many years.
She's a star as their forward, someone all will remember.
She's even rescued Gruslens, which the team adopted.
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The Tonu Bubble Bath's Fragrance and Glimmer
by _brainchild_
The Tonu Bubble Bath is great!
It's my obsession as of late.
The perfume is entrancing, and
The packaging is very grand.
The bottle, shaped like Tonu's horn,
Contains the scent which will adorn
Your body, in a pink container.
Try it---such a clear no-brainer!
Aroma of some citrus notes
And fragrant auras from the boats
Of oceans float atop your bath.
This leads to a relaxing path!
The bubbles shine, and rainbows glimmer.
Afterward, your body shimmers.
Elixir of the Tonu brings
Soft skin that makes you want to sing.
So, if you seek aquatic fun
And sparkles dancing in the sun,
Then try the Tonu's brew today.
You'll dazzle under solar rays.
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The Last Tonu of the Plateau
by miraday
A lone Tonu charges across the plateau—
A sight that has become its own rarity.
Tonu herds stampeded here long ago,
A single Tonu now their sole posterity.
Conflict drove them out in multitudes:
The obelisk wars displaced the Tonus.
The plateau is now a place of solitude
For the one who remains as a recluse.
The Tonus of the Jungle wonder why
The Tonu refused to leave the plateau?
The remaining one wondered likewise
How the others could leave their home?
It takes self reliance of another kind
To survive the crag’s austerity alone,
Yet what others ultimately left behind
Was the freedom living atop the sandstone.
From above, Tyrannia is his dominion:
His ancestor’s summit, now all alone.
He remains steadfast and resilient,
The fabled last Tonu of the plateau.
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The Champion
by precious_katuch14
A collector of trophies,
A hoarder of awards,
An expert in contests
Held near and far.
A Tonu of skill
And bragging to match.
There is yet no trophy
That he cannot catch.
A legend of pinball,
Unparalleled in Frumball,
Precise with Zurroball,
And plain lucky with Gormball.
Unbeatable in Meerca Chase,
Undefeated in Shapeshifter,
Destructive in Destruct-o-Match,
And a master Neggsweeper.
Day and night he practices,
That's what he would say
When someone might ask him
How he beats even AAA.
This Tonu fills his shelves
With many trophies of gold,
But also bronze and silver,
He upgrades them fast, we're told.
Would he pause for a moment
To celebrate Tonu Day?
Sit back and relax
Instead of gaming all day?
The Champion shows up
For the Tonu Day celebration
Just so he can ask
If there are any competitions.
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Happy Tonu Day, Dr. Grumps!
by superkathiee
Every day was the same:
Eat some food, play a game
Dr. Grumps had a constant routine
Day after day, he would just repeat
There is, however, one day a year
When Tonus everywhere come to cheer
The 21st of February is the day to celebrate
But from his routine, Dr. Grumps won’t deviate
This Tonu Day, though, she hatched a plan:
The little blue Cybunny, and with it she ran
She welcomed Lord Briartree into her crew,
Mr. Black, Sir Hefferton, and Lord Splunch too.
A party they’d throw together, they schemed,
To give Dr. Grumps a Tonu Day he’d only dreamed.
Splunch ordered food, the Cubunny made a cake,
But their Club Bowls game invitation was just a fake
On the 21st day of Awakening, Dr. Grumps arrived
To play the game at which he was a mastermind.
He didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary,
But he was greeted with a sight full of merry!
Balloons and streamers decked the halls,
They’d spelt “HAPPY TONU DAY” out of game balls
“This was unnecessary” he said, in true grumpy style,
But under that facade, Dr. Grumps cracked a smile.
They ate, drank, and celebrated into the twilight,
But finally the time had come to say good night.
“Thank you for this,” Dr. Grumps said, his face aglow.
“But you owe me a real game—same time tomorrow?”
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