Wocky Day Special!

Wocky Day
by myncithemonkey

Magnificent Wockies,
Always kind and caring,
Rather easy to please,
Dashing and daring.

They're full of potential,
Very nimble and quick,
Each Wocky is special,
Such a great sidekick.

From Wock Til You Drop band,
To the Jelly keeper,
Famous ones across the land,
Many a brave leader.

An ideal pet to adore,
To cherish and play,
What are you waiting for,
Pick out your Wocky today.

Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky
by heautontimouromenos

Today’s my lucky day,
I can feel it in the air.
Let’s head to Terror Mountain,
There’s a scratchcard kiosk there.

Only 600 NeoPoints a card,
I swiftly get my wallet out.
The Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky
Is happy to serve me, no doubt.

A Terror Trove Scratchcard?
I guess, it will have to do.
I don’t expect big wins,
Maybe a level-up, or two.

The Kiosk Wocky watches me,
I hope this is worth the cost.
I scratch six different squares,
And hear the Wocky say:
“Oh no... you lost.”

The Auction Genie
by sk8tergirl503

The Auction Genie stays afloat
As items come in - Neggs, a boat.

He inspects each one with such skill and grace.
Then submits them to the welcome of the system's embrace.

He watches over each find with an eye so keen.
He won't stand for unfair bids - those are too mean.

This Wocky knows how each item must go.
To a new home and new owner, NP to show.

When it's finally time for the countdown to end,
He packs up the item and away he will send.

So that the auction house lives through time and space.
Each item given a spotlight, to plead its case.

The Blasted Wocky Sells a Losing Scratchcard
by _brainchild_

When you scratch at Terror Mountain,
You might be pleased by a fountain
Of grand luck, providing gold,
So it's worth braving the cold.

You venture to a place that's run
By a Wocky, seeking fun.
Scratchcards are the goods he sells;
They may treat you very well.

Or, bad luck may fly your way.
You, my friend, have had to pay
For a card that bore no fruit.
You growl, since you've won no loot!

You've lost! That's why the Wocky frowns.
"Hey, don't let it get you down!
Come later to buy another
Card that may bless like no other!"

You shake your head in disgust.
Away from that cursed stall you rush!
That blasted Wocky struck again.
This loss will take some time to mend.

Mipsywocky
by prettyobscure

She's brilliant and skilled with her Astral Maelstrom,
Does masterfully wield her powerful wand,
Ah Mipsy! Starry-eyed Wocky of blue,
How could the gang get through NeoQuest II without you?

"Beware the Wocky! Bionic Bunn
Strong offense and defense, shall her damage be done!
Beware the whole crew!
Though my favorite is the little wizard, so brave and true."

She took her Wand of Mastery in hand,
and conquered all in the simulated lands,
Saved the adventurers from a certain death,
and proved to all her mighty depth.

One, two! One, two! This ones for you:
Silver-robed, Mipsy, a Wocky who -
Shall go down in history!
One, two! One, two!

Honoring the Wocky of Neopia
by platinum_marauder

Throughout the world, we see them stride,
Holding themselves high, a sense of pride,
They are the wocky, a species for all lands,
A coat of fur, thick and warm, 
No weather will ever stay their hands,
Like a Wocky Tank up against a swarm.

His name is Matt the Wocky, down beneath,
In the Neopian sewers, he grits his teeth,
Saving us all from an unlikely threat,
A hero in the pipes, we often forget,
But without his hand, his wrench, his skill,
Without all of this, the sewage would spill,
And consume us all in a wave of filth.

In a land of green, he collects junk,
Even if it falls from the top of a tree trunk,
Wallace the Wocky, a collector of prizes,
Items he will hoard, of all sizes,
Even if he has to carry them home,
Stumbling to and fro, atop the pile an old tome
His safety deposit box must be vast.

Once a villain, now he is good,
Up against Hubrid Nox, he always stood,
By the faeries of the land he is unforgiven,
Despite this, to redeem himself he is driven,
Beneath the moonlight, against the darkness,
Against all evil, he believes to be heartless,
He is Magax, labelled the destroyer.

Intelligent, eager, and truly brave,
To the Wise Gnorbu, her service she gave,
Beneath the surface, she discovered Moltara,
From her home Shenkuu, they shout her name, Clara!
Along with Roxton, she went to discover,
And a new land she came to uncover,
Forever sealing her place in history,

Oh great Wocky, throughout all the land,
On this, your special day, we take your hand,
And give you a smile, oh so delighted,
To be here on your day, we are all so excited!

Our Friend Wocky
by cawayee

Over the hills and through the jungles
by the seas and around the tundra,
They weather the storms and live in wonder,
Wockies tumble through any terrain.

For when a real adventure beckons,
their new horizon dawns in seconds,
A Wocky gives their neck ruffles a shake,
and traverses the land with utmost haste.

Their charming gusto and hardy coats
are not the only qualities they boast,
With smarts akin to Lenny pets
a Wocky is a triple threat!

And although they impress us with charisma and grit,
they too like to curl up a bit-
Maybe next to a fire, or on a lap,
a Wocky isn't opposed to naps..

Wocky Day - Where is Wallace?
by mia_hollow

Giant as the Giant Jelly is
Another towering presence defends it
And denies wobbly sweets
To whomever, and whenever, he sees fit.

You are strongly advised
Not to dare mess with this wicked Wocky
For you will surely find the rumours
Of what he'll do to you, quite shocking.

Ask yourself, for instance,
Whatever happened to good old Wallace?
Whatever the Jelly Keeper did to him
We must be careful not to let it befall us!

And so the shaky tyrant dictates
And rations our gelatinous ingestion
"Only one helping per day!"
Any more is totally out of the question.

In the meantime Neopians wonder
Is Wallace that guy in the red and white hat
Who hides among candy canes
Bullseye targets, stop signs and things like that?

Alakazam! An Ode to the Auction Genie
by milestrong

Are you looking for wares or trinkets to buy?
Then come follow me, I know just the right guy!
He's friendly and smart and can easily find
All of the items that you had in your mind!

Just give him a holler and he will appear,
Immediately in fact so please do not fear!
Floating before you is a Wocky with glee,
You recognize him as the Auction Genie!

"Greetings and welcome my friends, what do you need?
I'll look for those stuff with incredible speed!"
He whizzes and poofs as he's flying around
Searching so fast until your item is found

He's working so hard without stopping to rest
This wonderful genie is truly the best
We have to give credit where credit is due,
This wonderful Wocky deserves it, it's true!

Wanda’s Collection
by she_chose_love

Wanda was a Wocky,
a Wocky Wanda was.
A very special Wocky,
who collected balls of fuzz.

Wanda loved her collection,
her collection she did love.
It just kept on growing,
until everyone told her it was time to get rid of.

Wanda didn’t want to lose it,
lose it Wanda did not want.
Then she had a very great idea,
an idea she planned to flaunt.

Wocky Day had arrived,
arrived Wocky Day had.
On this day TNT debuted a new Wocky color,
that made Wanda so glad.

A fuzz paint brush,
a paint brush made of fuzz.
Everyone knew this was Wanda’s doing,
Wanda’s doing it was!

Wandas collection got donated,
donated the collection got.
To be used for the new fuzz paint brush,
what a wonderful thought!

Happy Wocky Day!

Holiday Wocky Outfit
by indulgences

The holidays are here at last,
And all are full of cheer!
The pets are dressed in festive garb,
This special time of year!

The air is sparkling with the noise
Of silver bells and song!
The carolers are out in force,
And singing all day long!

The trees are decked with ornaments.
The streets are packed with snow.
The snowflakes fall upon each face,
And every pet’s aglow!

The Wocky has much reason to
Feel blessed this holiday.
It has a lovely outfit for
This holiday soiree!

The look is labeled “Holiday,”
And meant for Wocky kind.
It’s such a sparkling, lovely look,
So gorgeous and refined!

The Wig is richest, brown brunette,
And graced with ribbon gold.
It glitters with such elegance,
So splendid, bright and bold!

The Dress is scarlet, rich and red,
And graced with gold as well.
The waist is cinched with golden belt.
Your pet becomes a belle!

The Bracelet’s worn upon front paws,
And shimmers with such glow.
It celebrates each Wocky wrist,
Each tiny Wocky toe!

And finally, the golden Shoes
Complete this festive guise.
They’re draped with jingling golden bells,
So loud and energized!

The holidays are here at last!
Please buy your Wocky pet
This stunning, brilliant, dazzling look,
The nicest outfit yet!