Wheel of Excitement
By cleptomanx

The Wheel of Excitement spins around
Faeries and Neopoints, prizes abound.

Dreams of new abilities in my head
As the colorful disc steadily sped.

It slowed passed ten thousand,
two hundred and fire
Soon the wheel will surely tire.

Oh, the suspense is too much for my weak heart
Just hurry and land on what you wish to impart!

It clicks on further, teasing me more
Soon, it has to stop for sure.

Finally! It has come to an end!
Oh great... my pet's got the Neezles again.

Neopets Addict
By littlet74

My computer's humming
My modem is squealing
I can't wait to connect
Got a funny feeling.

Don't check my mail
Go straight to favorite places
Got to go see
All my Neopets' faces!

Feed them some food
Play a few games
Got to play with each
Just click on their names.

Go buy a few items
And stock my store
Check out my shop till
And go buy some more.

Go to the bank
Collect interest dues
Go to the yellow bar
Check on the news.

Go to Tombola, Fruit Machine,
And Coltzan's Shrine
And maybe along the way
Random events, I might find.

These are just a few
Things I do automatic
A partial day in the life
Of a Neopets Addict!

Feeding Florg
By mystical__moonlight_

As I run around a table,
past a gigantic mutant Chia
who you would only find in a fable.
Trying to please his great hunger,
for if I do not it would be a bummer.
As I might not see tommorow,
which would bring my pets great sorrow.
So I continue to run around a table
keeping Petpets safe from falling.
It pleases his hunger
even though I find it appalling.
As I watch in horror as he gulps down
Hasee and Kadoaties and grumbling
at the Slorgs placed before him,
Oh no! There goes my pet's best friend Kim!
I must put an end to this
I cannot bare to see him
eat another Puppyblew,
So I spoke up to him,
"How dare you eat those Petpets!
Why I should sue!"
Now I sit here writing in his giant gullet,
As Petpets fall all around me,
laughing as they reunite with their pals.
The moral of this poem is,
never ever question a giant mutant Chia!
If you go against my advice...
Well I suppose I shall see you soon
until then I shall say hello to my friend Sal.

Used Poogle
By mitsukiko

Poogle, cuddly,
Soft and sweet...
Twas only a few days ago
That we did meet...

Your ears were drooped,
Your eyes were sad,
You looked up at me
And I could tell your life had been bad.

My eyes filled with tears,
As I kept staring at you.
I knew then,
That I had one pet too few.

Out came my wallet,
And eighty np.
I walked up to the Uni,
And handed it to she.

I picked you up gently;
You immediately perked up your ears.
I took you on home,
Away from prodding faces and rude jeers.

My new pet loved you.
You were her new friend.
I knew with time,
Your emotional scars would mend.

It's been a while now.
You're as wonderful as a new pet.
You've forgotten your past hardships
And new friends you've met.

You're bright and happy,
And to this day,
I thank myself
For coming your way.

Feud of Faeries
By rocketemily

Did you know? Have you heard?
A new Faerie's in town
Our Illusen will put you at ease
While Jhudora will yell
'till she gets what she wants
SHE'LL ask "Can you get me this, please?"

I go to Illusen, and hear what she wants
One sugar doughnut - that's all
A trip to the wiz will soon finish my quest
A quick browse through someone's shop stall.

Then on to Jhudora! A Dark Faerie queen!
The mistress of evil, of rotten and mean!
"You helped out WHO? Got her WHAT?"
she will scream.
"Your work for me's ended!
You're useless, it seems!"

But if it's Jhudora who you will help first
Illusen gets angry indeed
"You helped her in making a Dark Faerie's curse?
Well, get out of here with all speed!"

Only one Faerie can you choose to serve
You have to pick one or the other.
Unless of course, you're possessed of the nerve
To go both to one and another

If you wait enough time between finishing quests
Both Faeries' tasks you'll complete
It will only be done by the best of the best
It's quite an astonishing feat

Moral:
If a Faerie's favor you want to earn
There's something you will have to learn
You can't please everyone all the time
Just pick the stronger - and you'll be fine.