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Mutant Day Special!
Mutants Day Yay
Everybody, gather 'round
These pets are of no rules bound
You might find them strange and scary
You have all the reasons to be wary
They might try to catch your soul
When you're out on a daily stroll
Or they might try to convert you
And make you evil deeds do too
But are they really that evil and bad?
Or is it a rumour that they have always had?
Maybe they are sheep in wolves clothing
That everyone seem to be loathing?
Just to be sure I suggest that we try
To prevent to make any mutants cry
Maybe we should just give them a chance
They might be nicer than what they look at first glance
The Mutants' Day Out
Late August, and the sun was hot
And a Mutant Acara said,
"Why don't we all forget our plans
And go to the beach instead?"
The other Mutants looked confused
They weren't used to being seen.
In fact, most hadn't been outside
Since early Year 15.
"The other pets will laugh at us!"
A concerned Hissi cried.
But his other head just shrugged (somehow).
"Let them!" she replied.
So they gathered all their picnic things,
Made sure their fangs were clean.
Packed swimming trunks and kites and spades
And went down to the sea.
One look at the motley Mutant crew
And the beachgoers gave a yell!
In minutes, the sand lay empty:
They had the whole bay to themselves.
The Grundo lay upon the sand,
All covered in Sun Tan Lotion.
This was the most fun he'd had
Since he drank that dreaded potion.
A Mutant Mynci held the net
So the Usuls could play volleyball,
But the game was cut abruptly short
When the ball popped on a Uni's horn.
They laughed and played the day away
Quite forgetting their mutations.
For after all, each Mutant Day
Should be a celebration.
Rainbow clouds bloomed beautifully
As the sun sank in the sky.
They found their troubles seemed to melt away
After a day at the seaside.
Hug A Mutant Day
I admit, some have sharp spikes,
And others quite long claws,
But all Mutants do need hugs,
Even the ones that gnaw.
When poison leaves the hugger stunned,
I feel it’s normal to be shunned.
But on Mutant Day, all should be hugged,
So put on your protective gloves,
And make them feel your love!
‘T is true, I know,
Measures have to be taken,
But when you see that crooked smile,
You know, I have not been mistaken.
Although they try to escape embrace,
Or, in vain, struggle to be released,
I assure you, Mutants adore hugs,
So let today be a hugging feast!
A Special Announcement from all Mutants...
How did we get here, you might ask..
Everywhere we go, our faces in masks,
Legs of yours shivering with fright,
lucky for you, we didn't come for a fight.
legs of ours, we have many..
also our eyes, some of us have plenty.
two arms or less? no, that's too little,
a smile from us, will make you skittle.
it's not all fright and games with us,
but the fun is definitely a plus.
we also enjoy snuggles and hugs,
ooh, and some of like to eat bugs.
Please be not afraid to come and talk,
Unfazed we will be even if you gawk.
Seriously, we are a friendly bunch,
come on, let's go get some Mutant lunch.
Mutant - The New Dreamie?
Something looks scary,
Maybe a little hairy?
Spooky and kooky,
Smelly and silly?
Frightening as they may seem,
May just be the pet of your dreams!
Transmogrified - Mutant Day
I used to be just like you,
We might even have been friends.
I didn’t always look like this,
I used to keep up with current trends.
I can remember when I was normal,
When I had the right amount of arms.
I didn’t use to have lumps or horns,
And I didn’t make people shriek in alarm.
I used to be so very handsome,
I had won so many beauty contests.
I could gaze into the mirror for hours,
I had always looked my best.
My owner thinks it’s better this way,
He always said I was far too vain.
Yeah, well, look at me now!
To even glance at the mirror causes me pain.
To say this is not the end,
But it is just the start,
Is an insult to my former beauty,
And puts ice in my heart.
Oh yes, dear owner, I’ll give you that.
End it’s not, as it has indeed just begun.
You’ll regret the day you ever crossed me!
You know what? This might just be fun.
The mutant crew can not disguise
A rather different look about them
Come one, come all and feat your eyes
The beauty of the mutant
The Wocky with the curling tongue
The razor teeth and glowing eyes
Tri color tail, and pointy ears
Sure knows how to accessorize
Seek me here, and seek me there
The Kacheek has gained a larger brain
They are now far more aware
You won’t find them any more
The Hissi has a different answer
An extra head should do the trick
The more you see, the more you know
And then discuss, to make it click
More to see, more to see
All the traits the mutants have
Happy Mutant Day, Bruno
Bruno the a blue gelert
Rejected by his love
Drank a magical potion
Oh my, good heavens above!
Bulging eyes, spikey tail
And spines along his back
He looks positively scary
But I promise he won't attack!
Inside he's still a sweet heart
With potion left to share
So if you meet him in Neopia
Don't run and leave him there!
He's a mutant because of Lily
She's rejected him you see
So who here's the real monster?
It's her, if you ask me!
Poem by a Mutant
Mutants are unpopular, yes I know
I'm a Mutant Bori, and I tend to hide low
When other Neopians are about.
Otherwise they'd see me and give a shout.
We have weird bodies, an extra eye or two,
And sharp claws that could rip even glue.
But we're friendly creatures, truly!
So why do you treat us cruelly?
The Mutant Peophin has colors galore
Prettier than any Faerie Neopet bore,
And the Mutant Ixi is cooler than
Any Grundo in Dr. Sloth's clan.
Mutants are unpopular, yes but why
Don't you give us Mutants a try?
Eeek Mutant day!
You might say mutants are monsters
Ugly terrifying monsters
I will say that you’re wrong
And you will understand why at the end of my song
Tall and majestic stands the mutant acara
Bright blue eyes and a happy grin
To not love this beast is a sin
For clearly amongst the pets he is king
Let us not forget the mutant chia
Our dear green friend florg
He might eat all our petpets
But his appetite really is superb
The mutant grundo has always been there
Through thick and thin for Sloth’s bidding
Sure you can say that’s evil
But that is what’s called loyalty, who am I kidding?
Last we have the mutant lutari
Surely we can agree he’s truly quite striking
Soft blue fur and long arms perfect for hugs
You’d be crazy to say that this guy was frightening
So I implore you to please give mutants a chance
For within everyone there is beauty
If you only give them more than just one quick glance
Florg the Mutant Chia
Hailing from Virtupets Space Station,
This mutant Chia is known to many.
He requests specific petpet donations;
His rate of appetite is simply uncanny.
I’ve seen Florg cry and wail for food,
As he is hungry and ready to eat.
After one bite, his hunger is renewed,
As he looks on for some tasty meat.
Those poor Kookith, Warfs and Spyder,
Nothing can escape his clutches.
His mouth somehow just expands wider,
As he gobbles up what his tongue touches.
People are actively trying to feed him,
By keeping the petpets from falling away.
The prospects here are terribly grim;
These petpets just simply don’t want to stay.
I can only imagine how Florg is today,
When Mutants are out on parade.
Hopefully he has found a stocked buffet,
Instead of waiting for his game to be played!
Misunderstood, the mighty mythic
Underlying strength, unparalleled, uncured.
Trusting no one, the lonely way
Abhorrent! Abominable! are heard each day.
Noxiously erroneous! and the numbing truth:
Trapped and alone, you wish that they knew:
MUTANT doesn’t mean MONSTER.
Just something to ponder.
Limbs of an odd number
Or perhaps in an odd place
What're those on your back?
What's growing on your face?
Perhaps magic is involved
Or a nasty pollutant
For those I call the lucky
Neopets who are mutant
Tentacles, spots, and spikes,
And some have eerie glows
There isn't any wonder
Why they need special clothes
Mutant neopets need love too
And they're not for the weak
But their owners are blessed
With a pet that's unique!
Mutants are a curious type
Honestly, I do get the hype!
With their twisted eyes and scratchy skin,
Their air and charm sure do make you grin.
But underneath their menacing scowl,
Late at night, they do let out a howl.
These Mutant pets are often confused.
Invitations for friendships are often refused.
Because even though they are in high demand,
Other pets don't extend their hands.
They don't want to be friends with creatures so scary
Instead they will run off to find a Faerie.
All Mutant pets want is to feel some love
They just want a hug rather than a shove.
So tell your pets that Mutants matter
If they reject them, their Mutant hearts will shatter.
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