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Meerca Day Special!
Meercas for the Merry
If you love laughter and to stay clear from strife
Obtain a Meerca to keep in your life
It may be naughty and perform a few pranks
But please see the humour and never be crank
A Meerca is small, but got features to hail
I'm of course talking about their astonishing tail
It is thick, sturdy and long
It can hold their weight, so you can see it is strong
If you wish to please your new friend
You don't have to a lot of Neopoints spend
At all times keep a huge stack of Neggs
The Meerca will do as you please, and you don't have to beg
So that sums up what's the Meerca's about
It's a very cool pet and of that it's no doubt
Obtain one today and you'll never feel sad
With a Meerca around you will always feel glad
It may be scary to walk Neovia alone,
The fog and mist rolling through.
I can’t resist one of her tasty scones,
Eating so many I can barely chew.
This eccentric pastry chef is eating too,
Known across Neopia, with a high profile.
This yellow Meerca has a wild hairdo,
With a poofy dress and a wide smile.
She has a funny way of talking,
But we adore her all the same.
Patrons eagerly await a restocking,
Where anything is fair game.
I’m waiting for her Berry Tarts,
Followed by Pumpkin Pancakes.
Her cakes and pies warm hearts.
With soft dough that gentle flakes.
I’m drooling just thinking of her treats,
And how much I will buy when I go.
Simply one of the best places for eats,
Cookies, pies, cakes and gateau!
Follow the neggs, don't touch the tail,
Meerca Chase is sure to make you grin.
A classic game beloved by all,
Collect the smiling neggs to win.
A yellow one here, a gold one there,
The fish negg is our favourite friend!
Avoid the red ones, they're no good,
A collision will spell the game's end.
Classic Mode: nostalgia galore,
So simple you'll have no nerves.
Freestyle's when things get fun,
The Meerca turns in arcs and curves.
Who planted a maze in the board?
This hedge you'll navigate in Maze Mode.
So many corners to avoid,
You'll wish the Meerca slowed!
Longer, longer, the tail grows,
With every negg eaten.
Ensure the tail and body never meet,
Or else it's game over; you're beaten!
How does he manage that extended tail?
Clockwise circles are the key!
If you're lucky, a power negg here and there
Will feed his hyperactive energy!
On this Meerca Day, then, stretch your legs,
What better way to celebrate than chase neggs?!
A Meerca Day Treat
Let us celebrate Meerca Day
By honoring this awesome Neopet
In an irresistibly delicious way
With a snack you won't soon forget!
I'm talking about a tasty treat;
A Strawberry Meerca Mini Cake!
Vanilla cake, light and sweet,
The best snack around, make no mistake!
The frosting, so thick and creamy,
Tastes remarkably like fresh strawberries.
The whole concoction really is so dreamy,
It will make you forget about all your worries.
You'll feel a sense of great contentment
And your unbridled delight
While eating this decadent refreshment,
You'll revel in every single bite!
So grab yourself a mini cake
And enjoy this beautiful day.
And, don't forget, while you partake,
To be kind to all Meercas that come your way!
Welcome, welcome to Merifoods!
Please stop a moment, and sample my goods:
Gourmet they are not, for we are simple folk
In Meridell fair -- come step up, have a look!
I shan’t offer you sad things, Grey Turnips or Gruel,
Your palate’s too refined, and that would be cruel,
No Tonguebeans for you, my Neopian friend,
Nor Curried Mussels, no sir, the burps wouldn’t end!
But if you fancy fresh-baked and fresh,
Here, just for you, a lovely Bread Wreath,
And if you want something sweet and juicy,
There’s fruit galore -- try this Brogle Berry!
Too true, you’re right, I haven’t much that’s healthy,
Might I interest you in this Blackened Honey?
This Bullseye Pie? This Bunch of Tomatoes?
Too sweet, too rich? So that’s how it goes…
Oh! How about this -- a Meridellian rarity,
You’ll gasp, but trust me, it’s a local specialty,
Let me show you, don’t go yet, I beg:
Do you dare try a Green Draik Egg?
An Ode to the Crumpetmonger
In a quiet Neovian kitchen,
An oven timer rings.
And somewhere in the back
An out-of-tune voice sings.
The air is thick with flour
And the smell of Lemon Tarts.
Soon everything is ready
For the day to start.
From Spinich Pie and Basil Scones,
To Chocolate Cherry Bundt Cake.
There's nothing in the pastry world,
This clever Meerca can't make.
Customers huddle eagerly,
Waiting outside the door.
A hungry horde of Neopets
Ready to purchase from the store.
And every day, there's something new --
A new delight to try!
Why not taste the Custard Quiche,
Or a scrumptious Beef Stew Pie?
Hurry now, don't hesitate,
Or take too long to decide!
This rotund baker's notorious
For 'sampling' the merchandise.
So next time your stomach's growling,
There's no need to go far.
Head down to Neovia,
For a Chocolate Bearog Claw.
You're guaranteed a welcome
To which none can compare,
From the Crumpetmonger
And her array of tempting wares.
For there's nothing better for the soul
Of a famished Neopet,
Than a steaming portion
Of thickly-buttered crumpets!
The Meerca Who Sells Such Marvelous Wares
O'er grassy fields in Meridell,
There lives a Meerca oh so swell.
He sells varieties of foods
So sure to lift up every mood.
Potatoes are a healthy choice.
With butter, they'll make you rejoice!
Tomatoes, although better cooked,
Boast solid flavor, in my book!
However, there are Draik eggs too,
From Darigan to ocean blue,
So DO NOT EAT the eggs! They hatch
Into a pet with hue unmatched.
I thank the Meerca for his wares.
My awesome Draik makes people stare
Whenever we go out, and plus,
I love the yummies, worth a fuss.
Trove of The Meerca Brothers
Glinting dully from crowns
Of silver and gold.
Rubies, diamonds, sapphires
Stacked in haphazard piles,
Sentinels of the treasure trove.
Containing beautiful lyrics
Of archaic poets' musings.
Nothing stands safe
From the Meerca Brothers.
Two pairs of hands,
Lifting heirlooms with reckless abandon.
Inky as midnight
Hide visages of two rapscallions.
Quiet as Miamice
Make off with treasures aplenty.
Nothing stands safe
From the Meerca Brothers.
Planned with reckless abandon.
Is there anything redeeming
About the Meerca Brother?
Laughter like song,
Loving brothers lifelong.
Corrupt as they may seem,
Make a great team!
The Meerca skips and runs with grace
Swerving through Red neggs.
It thoroughly enjoys the chase
And hopes it doesn't break a leg.
Rainbow neggs, frozen neggs, fish neggs too
All kinds of neggs it loves.
The rush from running repeats through and through
As if light faeries shine from above.
The Meerca runs, zooms straight ahead,
Sprinting at the speed of light.
Oh no! Watch out for the Red--
Oops... here's to his appetite.
The Chase of the Meerca
The chase of the Meerca does commence
Indicating the start of a game that is most intense.
The quick little Meerca begins its path
To turn at the right angle, you need a little math.
You got the first Negg - whoopee and hurray!
Maybe this isn't going to take all day.
The second one's coming up, don't step on your tail!
It's way too early to give in to a fail.
The next one appears - oh wait, what's that?
Sorry, Red Negg, there's no time to chat.
But right around the corner, you spy something green!
It's smiling and waiting, you know it's not mean!
You're racking up points and your heart starts to race
The Red Neggs are piling up and you need a little space.
Suddenly, ahead you think you spy gills...
Could it be? Recognizing this Negg gives you chills...
You carefully avoid the fiery pits
You're so close to the end, you're excited to bits!
But just as you're nearing your one saving grace...
You crash into the wall...it's the end of your race.
Discouraged and saddened, you vow to give up
There's no point in trying - let's just clean up.
But the cheerful Meerca smiles, ready to run.
So let's restart the game and have a little fun.
Diary of a Meerca
I pity the Ixis, the Gnorbus, the Kaus -
The Lennies and Unis and more, I avow.
What's the point of a tail if it's not long and sleek?
A Meerca's tail is perfectly unique.
I keep mine shiny using many a product -
It's quite the routine, my daily conduct!
A tail like this means you don't need legs -
I keep mine long by eating all of the Neggs.
I use mine to flop and to bounce to and fro.
Try doing that with the tail of Techos!
And they keep me balanced when I'm running around.
If there's a race for speed, we'd surely be crowned!
Being a Meerca might make me small,
but up on my tail, I can be quite tall.
I wish you could know what it's like to be me -
to have a tail like this and to be so carefree!
What the Meerca chases most
My Meerca is going on a chase,
on a race
My Meerca meanders in meadows,
He frolics in fields, forest, and fisheries,
Always in search pure serendipity.
What will he find, my Meerca, I ponder,
But he knows not what lies yonder.
He hikes over the hills and stamps over streets,
He pass high mountains where Pteri sit and eat.
What is he looking for, what will he find?
What kind of treasure is on his mind?
And as he bobbles over bridges
And He vaults across valleys,
He finally sees what his heart wanted dearly.
I smile and nod as my Meerca sits near me.
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