Grarrl Day Special!

Lovely Grarrl day!
by table

One day I was looking for a new pet to draw
And I bumped into this fluffy plumpy Grarrl
He was softly shaped and made out of plush
His kindness made me all mush

He didn’t turn out evil or with a bad mood
He was full of good!
Always baking, spreading joy and bakes
Giving everything fresh and warm away that makes!

No challenge is too big or small
If the need is big, he’ll roll a massive dough ball
He is a grarrl constantly working food
No wonder he is constantly in a good mood

Yet so many are afraid of him
They think he’ll switch over to his Grarrl side in a whim
They should see him for who he really is
His soft and fluffy side is really hard to miss

You should all embrace your grarrl’s soft side
Or maybe yours is the kind to hide
But don’t judge them on their cover
They got a lot more to offer!

A Grarrl and his Bonnet
by geneames1

I am a Grarrl, mean and fierce
sharp teeth and razor claws
But when you see me you might laugh
and that is because 

I wear a frilly bonnet
it's pink and fringed with lace
it keeps the sun off of my head
and shades my pretty face

I do not want a sunburn
to mar my cheek or nose
So I will wear my bonnet as I
strike a fearsome pose

So if you see me coming
pink bonnet on my bean
think twice before you laugh at me
I'm pretty but I'm mean!

Reasons for the new book
by dr_tomoe

There once was a Grarrl
with a tooth for taste
who'd take a bite out 
of everything, posthaste!

Books were bitten and
Petpets were scared
and he'd often be seen
chewing on a chair.

So what to do with a Grarrl
who eats everything he sees?
A quick trip to the Rainbow Pool
and paint him Jelly!

With softer jelly teeth
and a translucent, but green, belly
your Grarrl can be trained
to not eat himself silly!

Of course, the possible downside
to this sudden color change
is that there is always delicious jelly
always in range!

If that's a problem then I can only say
there's a book you need to read
It's call "How to Teach Your Pet
Not to Eat Everything They See."

It will be tough but they will learn
how their eating habits can cause harm
to furniture and friends, while also
trying to hide bitemarks on their arm.

But in due time, they'll be well behaved
and that right there is the rub.
Since no one wants a repeat
of the incident with the Bony Grarrl Club.

Gooblah the Grarrl
by myncithemonkey

On Krawk Island where pirates rejoice,
Is a bustling hub with much to do.
Warf Wharf offers you quite the choice,
To revel and gamble with your crew.

In a very rowdy tavern in town,
Are hungry pirates with large appetites.
Gooblah the Grarrl is the fiercest around,
Devouring his courses with very big bites.

Some say Gooblah is the king of Food Club,
And he certainly lives up to those claims.
Most foes to him are merely a scrub,
He wins two out of every three games.

Many bettors have Gooblah to thank,
His eating prowess won them much moolah.
Next time you're walking to the bank,
Don't forget the Grarrl named Gooblah.

Rosie, One of Many Kind Grarrls
by umbrex

When Neopians think of a Grarrl,
they think up some fearsome beast
who loves to bite, chomp, and destroy
an avatar of violence unleashed.

But that's a shallow misconception,
because such a thing isn't always true.
Grarrls are fervent in all they do,
but their actions you shouldn't misconstrue.

Take for example the lovely Rosie,
a proponent for the wonders of pastel.
She's always rushing, spinning about,
but that's why she dances so well!

And although she likes, like any Grarrl,
to consume a tasty treat or two,
don't be worried if the food's near gone;
She'll always save one just for you!

For those who value constant kindness
in Rosie you'll find a kindred soul.
And after spending some time together,
it is Grarrls' virtues you will extol!

Restocking Equipment from the Grinning Grarrl
by _brainchild_

Restocking at Battle Magic
Could be lucrative or tragic!
We might profit, earning cash,
Or we could end up with trash!

The Grarrl greets us. His huge smile
Stays in our minds for a while.
"How may I help you?" he asks.
I browse through weapons and flasks.

You buy a Sticky Snowball.
"I'll be the wealthiest of all!"
I take the Yurble Forest Blade—
There's lots of money to be made!

We restockers must be fast
If we wish to make great cash!
We dash away with goods anew.
Sweet profits we hope we drew.

You research your pink snowball.
Suddenly, you feel appalled!
Such worthless junk your item is.
This purchase was a big miss!

However, I have struck great gold!
Jealous, you hate to be told
That I succeeded, yet you failed.
My goal of fast cash I nailed!

"The Grarrl is a fiend!" you yell.
"So you wasted points. Oh, well!"
You desire a full refund,
Yet you can't get one. You're bummed!

While I had an awesome day,
You are left in pure dismay.
The Grarrl's wares are hit or miss.
Pal, you must remember this.

A Grarrl Tooth
by fullonparanoid

There was a young Grarrl who lost his first tooth
The Tooth Faerie flew in to gather the proof
The tooth was so large
It took a crane and a barge
(Not making it up! I swear it's the truth!)

The Tooth Faerie left a Nerkmid under his pillow
When he awoke he was an excited young fellow
A whole Nerkmid to spend
On himself or a friend
(Gotta love that Tooth Faerie...she had me at "Hello!")

He took his new Nerkmid to the Vending Machine
(Run by Alien Aishas...all of whom are green!)
So he pushed a few buttons
Pulled a lever or two
Anchovy Loaf? Not only "EW!" but "Boo Hoo!"

Despite his loss he displayed a toothy grin
"I have many more teeth, she'll be back again"
He said with a giggle
As a tooth gave a wiggle
Maybe next time the Alien Aishas will let me win!

The Grarrl
by loislanny

Every year during fall
He hides through the leaves
But how this huge grarrl
Could disappear between Tyrannia's trees?

His teeths are so big,
and his roaring is so high
His tail is long
and his eyes are so bright

Besides being such strong species
Ancients calls him a very timid guest
But how can this shy neopet
Could be an ferocious beast?

In the end of the story,
a Grarrl is a big clumsy companion
and all those who befriend them 
will never have to worry

The Christmas Grarrl
by skro

The Christmas Grarrl is a funny thing
Instead of tyrannical terror
He has a bag of cheer to bring
Dressed like Santa's helper

He's all done up in stripes and hat
And shoes with a little bell
A ton of holiday spirit, at that
With goods to gift, not sell

No matter the season or time of year
The Christmas Grarrl can be found
Spreading his joy and holiday cheer
The whole wide world around

When times are spooky for Halloween
And Baby Neopets are scared
The Christmas Grarrl can be seen
His holiday gifts prepared

He brings joy to all those around
Sporting a toothy grin
When he appears it's hard to frown
Let the holiday cheer begin!

Celebrating Grarrl Day
by painted_dreams87

During the month of Collecting,
we honor a species in a special way.
Grarrls deserve to be recognized
on their own set aside day.

Perhaps you'll find yourself
visiting Tyrannia to see them.
You may want to keep your distance,
or else you could regret what comes.

Should you face your fear
and manage to make one a friend,
you'll have a Grarrl by your side
until the very end.

It's not well known, but you should know.
Grarrl are fiercely loyal; it's true.
Maybe knowing that fact
will change your view.

Great Giant Grarrls!
by yellowstefy

When he has eaten, 
he always wants more.
Perhaps because..
he is a dinosaur!

Large and tough; 
with a mighty build.
He protects his owner
like an metal shield.

Be sure to feed your hungry Grarrl,
even if you think he has had enough.
Because when your not watching 
he may eat your valuable stuff!

They say that Grarrls
are one of the largest.
Though there’s no denying
That they’re one of the toughest.

But he is a kind neopet 
and a loyal friend.
He enjoys protecting 
til the very end.

Grarrl Parade
by 0llyness

snarl snarl snarl
What's that?
It's the Grarrls!

      stomp stomp stomp
Here they come -
a happy parade clomp.

      roar roar roar
Grarrg leads the way,
guiding the Grarrl corps.

      here here here
Keno's right behind,
tossing eggs to every seer.

      hooray hooray hooray
The crowd cheers -
It's quite a happy day.

A Day to Celebrate Grarrl!
by lil_reef

Their demeanor appears quite scary,
But you really should give them a chance,
For they really can be quite merry-
They even love to sing and to dance!

They have big feet, big heads, and big tails,
Not to mention their gigantic teeth!
But once you get past their big, huge nails,
They really are actually quite sweet!

Neopians join together all around,
And our land that we share is renown,
For kindness that we share all about,
So no Neopet should ever feel left out!

The Grarrl to this is no exception,
So on this day we celebrate them,
And hope to change your perception-
So that we'll never again condemn,
These kind, beautiful, and sweet Neopets!

Happy Grarrl Day!!

From the Diary of Torakor, the Great Grarrl
by renegade_kitty

What is a Grarrl to do,
When Neopians pass and avert their gaze?
We are tough, it is true.
Yet there is only so much before floodgates
Break.

Our lives can be lonely,
Our value determined just by strength.
I wish they could know me;
To play and laugh, I'd go any length.
Assumptions.

A monster I am not,
Being one of twelve great heroes.
Yet, respect is lost.
My armour symbolic of combat or foe.
Judgment.

My kind is not desired,
We are neither trendy dragons nor "cute-pies".
Our power is admired,
But often just used for battledome fights.
Courage.

A Grarrl should be seen,
For their loyalty, fortitude, and wit.
I have hope and I believe,
Neopians will see beyond our rough skin.
Within.

How will I behave,
When Neopians pass and avert their gaze?
I will be kind and explain,
That our dreams are the same;
We fight for peace and not pain;
And toward the unknown, act brave.
Hope.

Ode To A Grarrl
by skaterseeny

A Grarrl stomps his way over the earth,
Out of the egg that gave him birth.
Gooey omelette is his only want.
A ground-shaking roar is his taunt.

The Grarrl feels sun-warmed and hot,
In Tyrannia, the land time forgot,
Down near the earth’s center core.
He gives another mighty roar.

The Grarrl looms over primeval jungle,
Making civilization tumble.
From his gut he hears a rumble.
He recovers from a trip or stumble. 

The Grarrl strides across the plateau,
And devours my Blackberry Gateau.
He is on the hunt, on the prowl,
And gives a bloodcurdling growl. 

The Grarrl rules the prehistoric world.
His long tail is curled and twirled. 
He breathes in the smell of terror.
Untouched by time, he does not care.

Grarrl, My Garbage Disposal...A Grarrl Day Poem
by vengefulsouls

A safety deposit box is no match for you,
Grarrl will eat all your rotten tennis shoes.
No need for real food, no need for the money tree,
Just give him all your rubbish and you will see.
You dont need to recycle with a Grarrl,
Chomping on all your trash, what a pal!
Got dirt, dust and grime?
Grarrl will eat it all in record time!
So if you've got old items hidden away,
then you need to get a Grarrl today!

Greg's New Friendship
by ennyra

There once was a Grarrl named Greg.
He loved exploring the town all day.
The problem is wherever he went,
The other pets were afraid and ran away.

This always made Greg sad,
As the only thing he wanted was someone,
That he could talk to and hang out with,
But instead all they do is run.

He tried to explain that there was no need,
That he wouldn't hurt them ever.
But they couldn't look past his exterior,
And for that all ties were severed.

Still everyday, Greg would try,
To find anyone who would give him the time.
Eventually one day he found someone like him,
And together they stayed, no reason, no rhyme.

This new friendship remained true,
Until the very end.
Each minute of each day,
these two would spend.

Grarrls Are Glorious!
by kahlen369

Grarrls are truly fierce and glorious,
Few other pets are so carnivorous, 
And with such a fearsome roar,
However can you ask for more?

But Grarrls have so much more to share,
So much so, it is almost quite unfair,
Though they may have some rather short arms,
They've a long reach through winsome charms!

After all, who else can pull off the daring looks,
Of a monsters that belong in a horror books?
Just take a gander at Halloween or Zombie,
And you can't possibly be able to disagree!