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Gnorbu Day Special

Gnorbu Shearing
by tsuki_the_noodle

Hooray, it’s here! 
I can’t wait, did you hear?
Today is the day we don our sheers!
Today is a day to laugh and to smile
As our Gnorbus run ‘round – bald for a while.

But how could you blame this little cur
For wanting to shear off the Gnorbus’ fur?
A mane so thick is such temptation –
There’s no finer hair to cut in the Neopian Nation.

(Don’t tell Fyora I said that.)

The main thing to remember if you are to succeed
Is to move quite slowly and to take heed
And then with one swift motion and the sound of a buzz
There’s nothing left where fur once was!

You have to be quick and you have to be sure
Leaving the scene in a fleet little blur
Because once the Gnorbu realizes what you’ve done
You’ll be grateful for the head start you've got on that run!

An Underappreciated Gnorbu
by peacelovebliss

This Gnorbu Day poem
is dedicated to
an oddly underrated
yet quite famous Gnorbu.
It's hard to believe but
a few years it has been
since a mutant
of the species
met a pitiful Blue Ogrin.

We might remember the sight
and sound
when the pair was introduced
by the Advent Calendar
(I for one was amused!)
Mutant 'Pets generally
are underappreciated
but the unnamed
Mutant Gnorbu
is anything but hated.

On this day,
may we all keep in mind
that characters like her
are one of a kind.
She, sadly, may not have
appeared last Ogrin Day
But a Gnorbu like this mutant
is hard to keep away.
(I would always choose her
over cannibals, any day!)

Gnorbu Wool Poncho
by indulgences

This poncho is the very best.
It's made of Gnorbu hair.
Not only does it keep you warm,
It's really chic to wear.

It's stylish and embroidered with
A shining letter G.
A Gnorbu that is wearing this
Would be quite filled with glee.

It's green and striped with aqua blue.
It's really glossy, bright.
It warms the skin, it's soft to touch.
It's such a lovely sight.

It's quite ironic, to be sure,
A Gnorbu poncho made
Of its own very pretty wool,
The fringes all in braids.

It's Gnorbu Day, and this would make
An awesome present for
Your Gnorbu for the holiday.
Its spirits may just soar!

Gnorbu Wool Noodles
by azusa_k

The steam rising in curlicues,
Teases my sense of smell.
The flavorous and steamy scent,
Oh, this is just so swell!

The noodles, made from egg and flour,
So chewy, flavorful.
Paw-pulled with such dexterity,
The texture's wonderful!

The vegetable broth's thick and rich,
It's really worth the pay.
And served in a Gnorbu-shaped bowl,
Impressive, I must say.

The only thing that puts me off,
Are clumps of Gnorbu fur.
For you see, I am one myself,
Without those, I'd prefer.

Shearing Day
by fullonparanoid

Have you ever seen a Gnorbu
the day before the Shear?
To a one they would inform you
It's the scariest day of the year.

Gnorbu are vain by nature.
Their hair is always just so.
But every year on Shearing Day
their beautiful locks must go!

Shaved down to their pink skin.
They look wrinkly and not quite well.
They look shriveled and thin,
as though afflicted by an evil spell.

Their egos take a massive hit.
They hide away in shame.
Though they'd not admit it,
they've only themselves to blame.

Have you ever seen a Gnorbu unshorn?
Its hair becomes wooly and wild.
The tangles astound, it's bushy and worn,
there is nowhere that it can be styled.

It gathers brambles and thorns
and dry leaves and sharp sticks.
You'd believe there were horns
buried within the horrifying mix.

But once they have been shorn
their hair grows back luxurious and new.
Their beauty and ego are both reborn.
Vanity shining through and through.

The Day of Shearing is the price they pay
for letting their vain nature grow.
If you asked them I'd think they'd say
"Beauty is pain...don'tcha know?"

Derlyn Fonnet, the Dazzling Star Player
by _brainchild_

An athlete sure to win the game
Will never, ever be the same
As all the other sub-par grunts,
So watching her is very fun!

Derlyn Fonnet will not lose!
This Gnorbu always makes the news.
Her flawless shots score every time,
Crossing o’er the goal post’s line.

Any Yooyu is okay
For her to score with any day,
Whether made of flames or snow.
The latter ball is very slow!

Even Darigans are fine,
Since shooting Yooyus is sublime
For her; this Gnorbu is so skilled!
A very handsome lead she’ll build.

This Gnorbu is the MVP 
Of Team Kreludor. Victory
Comes to her team, because her skill
Cannot be bested. No one will.

Don't forget to sheer!
by dr_tomoe

A year has passed
a cause for cheer
but to Gnorbu owners
don't forget to sheer!

It's been an entire year
and they've had that coat
since the NC mall had
the Antiquities Collectors Coat!

Just imagine a year
with all of that wool
all the knots and ties
that certainly isn't cool!

So it's time to start anew
and it's time to start fresh
and sheer your Gnorbu
and they'll feel the best.

And sure it might be cold
since the weather is chilly
but that's much better than
having knots all willy-nilly.

But don't worry, it grows back
like a garden full of weeds
but today is the day
to do the sheering deeds.

Tales of Gnorbu Tails
by anjie

Crowning glory, all do know,
When Gnorbu is the case.
Is not the shag of hefty coat,
Or grin on merry face.
‘Tis not the shine on onyx hoof,
That with a loud ‘clop’ ring.
No, for with the Gnorbu sorts,
The tail is the thing!

The tome that sits on every shelf,
Tells stories, old and new.
Of Gnorbu tails and their world,
Of brave deeds Gnorbus do.
For all do say the tail tells,
Of whether beast is brave.
The longer is the tail, see,
The less courage will waive.

Within the pages, tales told,
Adventures they might find.
Of where a Gnorbu dares to tread,
And where his path may wind.
Will he search the ocean blue?
Or brave the desert sand?
The journey that a Gnorbu takes,
Is bold, you understand!

So should you wander past one day,
And see a Gnorbu there.
I urge you friend, to just look close,
And glance twice, should you care.
Observe the tail if you will,
And see what it reveals.
For bravery and golden hearts,
Are what the tail reveals!

Shearing Gnorbus
by butteredwings

The Gnorbus' fur is silky soft,
As is their fluffy mane.
Which bounces in the light of day
As they dance in the plains.

"It's like a cloud! A floofy thing!"
The Neopians cry with glee.
As the Gnorbus trot past them all, 
Magnificent mane for all to see.

The Gnorbus boast a lovely mane,
So large and soft and fine.
Within that fluffy labyrinth, 
Is where lil' petpets can hide.

So why would you want to shear it off?
Can't they just keep their manes?
They aren't the same without them at all!
They would look far too plain! 

Perhaps some manes do grow far too large -
And too much fluff does come with frizz.
But must shearing really be done?
Can't grooming to the trick?

Perhaps petpetpets would be a pain - 
Maybe that's the reason why?
That once a year they lose their manes,
When the 6th of Jan comes by? 

"Not to worry, not to fret!  - 
Are words from the Gnorbus.
"Our manes grow pretty fine and quick -
Soon we'll be as good as new!"

The Gnorbu princess
by dinha_reeves

To be a princess is not easy
Especially if you are a warrior
Princess Terrana is the greatest
Climb mountains she is superior

She is the youngest daughter
But very very brave
Nothing makes her afraid
She can surf in a sky wave

This great princess is a Gnorbu
In Shenkuu you can found her
Always scaling a mountain
You know she's not an amateur

She might seem tough
But in the deep
She's very gentle and sweet
Her favorit petpet is a Feepit

Never forget this princess
Some day you will see her in the sky
Climbing the highest mountain
And sending you a goodbye


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