Krawk Day By Child_of_epona

Krawk Day is coming,
I'm getting rather nervous!
What will they come out with,
To lighten up my Purse?

Krawk crackers maybe,
Or a maple sugar Krawk;
A seven layer Krawk cake,
A bagel with Krawk lox!

I'd like to see some armour
For their tender little tummies.
Which will be getting bigger
From the fore-mentioned yummies!

Special weapons would be nice,
For a Battledome melee.
A spear would be really neat,
Or a Krawk stun-ray.

To grace the Neogarden
Next to one's NeoHome:
Perhaps a climbing Krawk bean
And a Krawkish gnome.

Books there will be
All about this pet.
First "A Krawk Anthology,"
Or "Catching Krawks with a Net."

All the other Pets,
Have so much stuff.
The Krawks have so little,
They have it kinda rough.

They would like to see a totem,
And some Krawk chewing gum.
A jawbreaker would be better,
Both would be real fun!

All this wishful thinking,
Has set my mind a running.
One thing is for sure,
Krawk Day is coming!

The Ballad of Zygorax By Karl_Virrenschatz

Far out in the universe, on a station in space,
Was a worker named Zygorax, cleaning up waste,
He polished his X-Scrub Walker Bot
With much love,
And then Evil Fuzzles attacked from above!

He drew a bead with his Mega-Gun,
And fired at will,
Wondering if someone would tally his kills,
Would anyone even remember his name?
Would these little creatures bring him to fame?

His radar resounded with clattering bells,
They came from the left,
And the right side as well,
With a stun bomb he stopped them all
Dead in their tracks,
And then with a smart bomb,
the first wave collapsed!

He continued his defense with uncanny haste,
With cannon he once and again laid them waste,
And when the last bit of fur floated away,
He roped in his Bot, and called it a day

So when all of Neopia looks to the stars,
And wonders what wonders
They behold from afar,
They should all thank this Grundo
For keeping them free,
And keeping celestial beauty fuzz-free!

Praise Krawks! By Noremac9

From the land of ancient stone.
A Petpet that's not like the rest.
A powerful friend when fully grown.
It'll put any owner to the test.

Though other Petpets stay the same.
This one must go to the cave of green.
There it will put other Petpets to shame.
As deep inside a green light is seen.

Growing, growing to a Neopet's size.
A vicious bite no doubt is there.
With scaly hide and great brown eyes.
It runs it's claws through wavy hair.

And now the day has come for Krawks.
With feasting great and dancing near.
With ancient tales and happy talks.
And for a Krawk no one to fear!

So Krawk day 'tis and Krawks will feel joy!
In the seat of honor at every table!
Given present from Eyries, from Koi!
And given every pleasure we're able!

Tic_Toc_Krawk By Sagerainwillow

My Nimmo and I, one sunny day
Decided to explore the old Fungus Cave
Our little Krawk Petpet just wouldn�t behave!
Twisting and turning, the tunnels she braved

We chased after the little Krawk
As fast as we could
But she ran as fast as her little legs would.
Giggling and squealing, she turned the corner
Fearing a slip, I shouted to warn her.

�Get back here this instant!� I yelled at Tic_Toc
�There will be no peppermint pizza
For bad little Krawks!�
Nothing could stop her
From her known destination
She ran quick-footed with sheer determination

We came around the bend, and what did we see?
Little Tic_Toc_Krawk munching happily
She pulled some fungus off the wall
And she chewed it up, mold and all!

What happened next, a miracle some say
Tic_Toc seemed different, somehow - someway
She became taller, she grew hair bright green!
I stood there in astonishment, at what I had seen

As she ate, she changed even more
In her eyes there was intelligence
That had not been there before
She stood straight up, and said with such glee,
�Hello Mama, do you recognize me?�

I laughed for a moment,
And then said with a sigh,
�What other little girl,
Has such mischievous eyes?�
At home, peppermint pizza we ate with our Krawk
The beautiful Krawk, we named Tic_Toc

Mystery Pic By Otaku_4_life

It's a barn, it's a cup, it's a leek, it's a brick!
I just can't solve this week's mystery pic!
It's blurry and sketchy and bland as can be,
But in this light it looks like a vacuum to me.
Where did it come from?
Where can it be found?
Is it the pant eating devil or the Neopian Pound?
With so many options and so little time,
(I'm afraid this pic just might be a pile of slime),
How can I solve it?
Will I find it out of the blue?
If this was your poem, what would YOU do?
I've searched and I've hunted,
I've honestly tried,
Now I think that it's time
That I broke down and cried,
I can't solve this mystery!
Oh, wait!
Maybe I can!
Yes that's it!
This week's mystery is a bottle of sand!
Now if you'll excuse me I really must run,
To enter my name and get this crazy thing done!