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COUNT VON ROO SPECIAL

Von Roo Dice
by Indulgences

If your opponent has these dice,
You might not want to fight.
They glow with noxious neon green.
They are a frightening sight.

The orange face of Count von Roo
Emblazoned on these dice
Will make you tremble, quake and sweat.
You'll lose and pay the price.

Your battle 'pet will slink away,
Defeated and in pain.
Its head will ache, its eyes will cry.
Its limbs will all be sprained.

So, be prepared for mischief, since
These dice are hazardous.
Although they might seem small and safe,
They're strange and perilous!

Count von Roo's Pet Spider
by Sugarypixiestix2

He keeps it safe inside of a jar,
like it's as precious as a star.
The spider is his only companion,
its loyalty could fill a canyon.

Whenever von Roo is in a battle,
his spider will begin to rattle.
This is when you must take heed,
because it is about to be freed.

One bite from it can be critical,
since it is seriously analytical.
Count von Roo has taught it well
and it is a pet he'd never sell.

During the day it sleeps lightly
on its master's coffin politely.
In order to give him protection,
which also shows its affection.

As soon as the sun starts to set,
six little legs will be in a net,
awaiting the count's appearance
without giving him interference.

Count von Roo's Deadly Dice
by Dr_tomoe

When the clock strikes midnight,
when good Neopets should sleep
in Roo Island, a coffin rattles
while creatures and Spyders creep.

For those willing to take a dare,
they can visit the vampire Blumaroo.
He might not seem all that menacing
until you see what he can do.

And, sure, he seems charming,
but that's just how he can bedevil.
If you want to play his game
you must risk your level.

A game of dice, a simple game,
the highest roll will win.
One through six, even odds --
at least he says through his grin.

Ties double the stakes, so to speak,
so you can win quite a lot,
but one bad roll is all it takes
and your level will fall like a rock.

So, perhaps it's best to just walk away
and let the vile count sleep.
And, if you win, escape while you can
before you get in too deep.

There Once Was A Roo
by _kankuro

There once was a Roo,
His name no one knew.
He was called Count von,
Among those who have seen him
There were very few.

Upon Neopia he landed a long time ago
(Even ancient, some may say).
This scary Blumaroo
Will make even the strongest sway.

Laughed evilly at the ones he did,
The red eyes in the dark shone upon the light.
Upon the sunshine he put a lid,
On Roo Island is forever night.

The count has the world in his claws;
I wonder if there is any hope?
But don't follow his laws
And maybe we could cope?

Living in his coffin he does
On the island formerly full of happiness.
Now it's full of loss
And every day is not always full of bless.

What now is left, we can still play,
You might even get lucky,
So they still joyfully say,
For this is nothing that must ruin the day!

Beware Of Roo
by Handuran

Count von Roo:
Menacing, frightening.
Moves just like...
The speed of lightning!
Sharp teeth, scary eyes,
Glances of despise.

Be careful of this 'roo,
For he shall eat you, too.
Cape flashes in a spin,
Laughter full of evil sins.
Chilling, cruel --
von Roo is nobody's fool!

His lair, no sun hits,
It's in the darkest of summits.
Haunted Woods, eek --
You should not go to peek!
For, doth he try to catch ye,
You should scream, flee.


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