Ode to Kadding
by Neopets9738368

All over the world, on the Neopets site
Thousands of Kadders gather day and night
With hopes of feeding and becoming more swift
An end means of an avatar as their hard-earned gift

I see all the Kads lined up on the board
Twenty in total, in five rows of four
Bobbob and Dirigibles still want Thorn on the Cob,
While Ren and Wigglebottoms are fed like hogs

When is the next main? Did it already go?
You better know your addition if you're looking to score
Twenty eight minutes until a brand-new main
Add seven after that for each pend again

Stock up your inventory and SDB
Because all these Kads are super hungry
Which foods to choose? Look at the list
Will pizza and brucicles make up the gist?

Don't forget about unbuyables, you might click on one
You'll have to search the Trading Post for some
Wiz feeding without lag is such a breeze
But all of us hope for an inventory feed

Quick! There goes main! The search frantically begins
Have the item and click to be the first to win
Getting owned is common, it's a rite of passage
Keep practicing hard, these Kads' appetites are massive

Mewbies and over-feeders and all in between 
Are helpful and nice on the chat board screen
We're all on the same quest to feed our Kads,
And when you finally "Go Pink" you'll be ever so glad

Kass Basher Friendship
by Braydendakota

They call me Kass
I call you Bash
I wish you knew
That I'm scared of you!
Gripping that bread
As it whacks my head
You beautiful blue thing you,
Does this wind make you appear blue?
Perhaps holding your breath 
Would do it too!
1, 2, 3, WHACK
Now I'm in the air,
this just isn't fair!
Can I tie you up?
And give it a go?
Come on just one for show!
Oh big blue your to fat 
To hit with this bat
Give me that stick
This wont hurt a bit
1, 2, 3, WHACK
Now whose flying in the air
Wind blowing in my blue hair
You call me Bash
Now I have a rash
I'm sorry I hit you in the head,
Nothing hurts worse then a loaf of stale bread!
Lets make a deal
And be friends for real
Neopoints can no longer be earned
For a lesson in friendship has been learned :)

The Lovable Darigan Yurble
by Waning

I’ve come today to speak to you,
About a lad who’s character has gone awry.
You see he is a Darigan fiend;
Therefore he’s not supposed to be a nice guy.

Darigans are known for their greed;
Their anger, torment, and woe.
But for a particular Darigan Yurble
This deviant behavior simply isn’t so.

With curling horns and a toothy snarl,
He greets kindly one and all.
Rather than conducting dastardly deeds,
He is generous to those big and small.

When asked about his odd behavior,
This Yurble will simply shrug.
“I don’t understand all the fuss,
All I am aiming for is a hug.”

So if you happen upon this special fellow, 
Feel free to offer him a quick embrace,
Though be sure you have found the right Darigan,
Or you may get a thwack in the face!

Ragaruff the Pirate Eyrie
by Aleu1986

The waves may crash, the sea be rough,
nothing scares Captain Ragaruff!
He has no pity for the weak
treasure is but what he`ll seek
This Eyrie has no time for fun,
he wishes but to gaze upon
untold riches, treasure, gold!
Neopoints by the tenfold!
Relentlessly he prowls the sea
longing for the gold to see.
He hides his spoils in a secret cove,
filled with riches is this treasure trove!
Gems and dubloons make up his loot,
even prescious pearls to boot!
All ships take their flight
when they have him in their sight!
There never was a Pirate quite so tough
as the dreaded Captain Ragaruff!

Mischievous Wocky
by Kat_leya

Traveler beware,
My Wocky is up to mischief
She comes out of nowhere
Yet causes no grief

Villain, be aware
If her friends you hurt
Her teeth she’ll bare
And you will be her dessert

Sailor, be careful
Shall you cross her path
Swimming will be useful
Because your boat will have a bath

Family, don’t worry
She knows when to hide
She can be wary
No matter her pride

Friend, feel lucky
To have her by your side
You’ll never feel sorry
For the fun she’ll provide