A Great Warrior's Rule By Noremac9

A clash of power that rocks the dome.
A Chia from a land where warriors roam.
Never before have I seen such might.
An unstoppable force in every fight.

His rugged face blue, with an ancient paint.
When he comes 'round, even the bravest faint.
No one can challenge his brutal aggression.
An amazing show in every battling session.

A wasteland of ruin he leaves in his wake.
There is no armour he cannot break.
I fought him, but lost in many a bout.
He finished me off and dragged me out.

His hammer blunt and his sword like fire.
A friendly match can quickly turn dire.
He's walked many a path to get to here.
And start his crusade of victory and fear.

No laughing matter, like the last of his kin.
He'll fight anyone, and he's sure to win.
In the end, did he show me a warrior's way?
Raging, brutal, harsh, without time for play.

I guess I'm just not the warrior-type pet.
I've helped every injured one that i've met.
Maybe a great warrior has to be cruel?
Is that really the "Great Warriors Rule"?

Poogle Races By Sonsofwar

I crouch, my muscles hard and tensed,
A waft of adrenalin is all that's sensed,
I listen for the starting gun,
Lip-biting anticipation has begun,

I glance to the left, down the track,
A row of Poogles, don't look back,
Each emblazoned with a number, bright,
Dazzling in the scattered light,

The crowd's roars raise, as a blast echoes near,
I gulp for a second, swallowing my fear,
The barricade in front of me opens wide,
I screech in triumph, charge outside,

Racing down the muddy length,
Using nearly all my strength,
Leaving slower Poogles behind,
Channeling all my power of mind,

Like a rocket, down the course,
Feeling no worry or remorse,
Darting over hurdles, with one huge bound,
Scattering dust as I hit the ground,

Flank to flank with number five,
Feeling immortal, awake, alive,
Neck-and-neck towards the end,
Scattering round the final bend,

The crowd screams louder, shouts aloud,
Shouting to me! I feel so proud!
Beads of sweat drip from my face,
The champion of the Poogle race!

The Blackerdy Night Of the Blue Blutterfight
By Enemykauvara

On a Blundery Blustery Blackerdy night,
It was time for the Big Bluff and Blue Blutterfight.
Blutterknives, BloomerForks, Bluggardy Jam
Were spread on thick slices of Blumaroo Ham.
Blick was the Bluck and Bluck was the Bloogers,
Piled upon piles of delicious roast Kougra'rs.
"Blut wait!" Shouted Blundy, a beautiful blue
Acara with helpings for one Grarrl (or two).
"Bluggherds and Blasticks,
What's Blooming wrong now?"
Asked one blumb-famished guest
Named Blurty the Kau.
"We have blato-flakes, blutter-fat,
blidder-root tea,
Round-bellied Kikos, basted with Blee.
� We have Blunger-chops,
Blander-hocks, blockey-blut-bloo.
Goodness Acara, we've got Blumaroo Stew?
What more could you want?"
Asked the poor, hungry Blurty;
Noting the feast could feed well over thirty.
Blundy just grinned, and waved her blue paw;
"Without blapkins,
You'll get fur all over your maw."
Seconds were spent, and yet a second-one later,
Blapkins were found under each crick and crater.
� And Bloated each guest was,
Till they each felt agrieved
As such, none forget that one Blackerdy Eve.

Addicted By Iceprincessme21

I log on all day and play every game,
I will win those trophies and get my fame.

I'll keep on trying and never stop,
Even if I have to bid my way to the top.

I referred all my friends
And got a Codestone hoard,
But the items I desire I still can't afford.

I have a shop full of useless junk,
A rotten Baggus that really stunk.

My deposite box is filled with stuff,
Mostly Plushies made with fluff.

Every hour I spin the wheels,
I buy, I trade, I make good deals.

All the shopping... I do adore,
Everything else is an awful bore.

They even have Guilds
So you can share interests,
I love my Guild and it is the best.

I love it all and I can't get enough,
Parting from the keyboard sure is tough.

My mother says, "It is time for dinner,"
Just as the Tombola says, "You are a winner!"

My time well spent and it's as good as it gets,
Because I am a proud member of Neopets.

Neopia Central has got all of the goods,
I take my chances in the Haunted Woods.

The Battledome... oh, the pain that it brings,
But that's okay, just visit the Healing Springs.

See all three levels of Terror Mountain,
There was even once a Rainbow Fountain.

Concerts in Tyrannia can be so much fun,
The excitement of Krawk Island has just begun.

So many worlds... just click Explore,
When you think its over, they just add more.

Just before I get in too deep,
I have to log out and get some sleep.

When I wake up, a new day will begin,
Maybe tomorrow I will make a new NeoFriend.

I want to paint my pet Disco so he will be funky,
I guess it all comes from being a Neo-Junky!

A Quartet of Limericks By Mompej

A family who started a guild
Wondered how it would ever be filled
So Mom did her best
In a po'try contest
If it wins, we'll all really be thrilled

A family with twins, Frank and Joe
Holed up in their house in the snow
Neopets day and night
Till their skin turned pale white
With a sickly green monitor glow

There once was a family named Pej
That vowed a solemn Neopet pledge
Keep all sixteen pets delighted
And the family united
But four computers put the budget on edge

The Parents and Kids Guild began
With one family of Neopet fans
But we need tons more
Members galore
To make it as nice as we planned