KYRII DAY SPECIAL

Kyrii Hair Scare
by Wi1fr3d

Kyrii are predictable in one way --
A shared routine, difficult to sustain.
Every morning their paws play
To shape a mohawk from a mane
And keep their hair from looking plain.

Once they've mussed it long enough
With careful precision and prideful glance,
It's time to add the bubbly stuff,
As Sparkling Kyrii Bubbles enhance
A groomed Kyrii's battle stance.

Hairdressers for hire?
Kyrii have no need!
Using a super-powered Double Dryer,
Their lovely locks dry with twice the speed.
If hair care is involved, a Kyrii will succeed!

For pleasing pompadours with extra lift,
a Green Kyrii Comb will untangle knots.
So, to please a Kyrii with a gift,
Ensure that they are in your thoughts
And always, always buy them lots.

But, with a Snowager's 
Stash of beauty supplies,
Kyrii must stay vigilant and beware,
For they will wake to quite the surprise
Should a Skunk Kyrii Morphing Potion 
Touch their hair.
Ever-youthful, a streak of white 
Would cause any Kyrii to despair!

The Exquisitely Dangerous Kyrii
by Sugarypixiestix2

Known across villages in Shenkuu
as a Kyrii one shouldn't pursue,
with such precise weapon skills
her opponents run for the hills.

Having a beautifully fierce mien
makes her look like a war queen.
Swifter than a Jetsam in the sea,
surprise attacks let her be free.

Opening any door that she wishes
while her sword darts and swishes.
If you purposely get in her way,
you'll end up feeling like puree.

No matter how strong you may be,
she's something you can't foresee,
defeating Neopets twice her size
without a bit of fear in her eyes.

Ryshiki is said to be her teacher,
who is a noted legendary creature.
Although she is terribly chilling,
Shenkuuvians find her so thrilling.

An Ode To Jacques
by Faerieseamstress

How do we love Jacques? 
Let us count the ways!
His best friend Garin remembers the days...
They traveled the seas on The Black Pawkeet
Before getting recruited from Isca the sweet.

Oh Jacques, what a brave soul you are!
Warning King Kelpbeard of trouble from afar,
Jacques unselfishly risked life and limb;
Luckily for Maraqua, he knew how to swim.

We sing to Jacques on this Kyrii Day!
The adventures were exciting, we must say.
He never faltered once on his mission,
Maraqua celebrates his bold decision.

Give Jacques his own special holiday!
His motto always got him through the fray,
Saying, "Two swords are better than one!"
Just before the lengthy, 
Arduous battle was won.

Jacques is the greatest Kyrii of them all!
He is not afraid of an adversary 
To big or too tall;
His devotion to his friends 
Proved his noble heart,
Even though he was a pirate from the start.

Oh, great Kyrii... this ode is for you!
We give Jacques the credit he is due.
For all his heroics he showed that day,
We wish him well as he sailed away.

Kyrii Mage Circlet
by Indulgences

It sparkles and it scintillates.
It's crafted from fine gold.
It curves and twists upon the head.
It's lovely to behold.

It cups the ear on either side.
How gorgeous is the sight
Of purest gold that glitters, shines,
And shimmers through the night.

The circlet's graced with platinum,
Which ornaments the brow.
It's in a lovely curved motif,
Yet tasteful, sleek, somehow.

A scarlet ruby tops this crown.
It burns with inner fire.
It lights my mind with awe and praise.
It's something I admire.

The circlet is a bauble grand
And ought to be esteemed.
It's not surpassed by anything.
It surely is supreme!

Z-4B Goalinator
by Kristykimmy

Mechanical life the gears that turn,
Many a midnight oil did burn,
Creating life from steel and software
Did bring this fantastic creature to bear. 

A game that is played annually,
Celebrated by Neopians eagerly,
Requires the finest in the land --
Or, at least, the finest planned.

A team that hails from outer space
Did so hope to earn their place,
Their names on a trophy of gold --
Upon this idea the team was sold.

A defender of the highest kind
To protect the goal was hard to find,
A remedy to this was found,
To build one seemed a plan sound.

So, a creature in Kyrii shape, 
A robot that caused many to gape,
A defender of the finest kind,
Though it was limited in mind.

Never tired, never hurt,
Though some complained it was curt,
The Z-4B Goalinator
Surpassed expectations of the creator.

Limitations were soon found,
For its programming it was bound,
Unconventional moves could fool
The robot defender's knowledge pool.

Its service was not enough;
Life for a robot is quite tough,
Retired and soon replaced,
Even from memory it was effaced.

A goalie of the finest kind,
One with a computer mind,
It disappeared without a trace
In a game where one can be replaced.

Never Mess The Hair Of A Kyrii
by Binky1260

I wore my best Pink Sun Hat;
His hair lay flawlessly in place;
My sundress was a perfect match;
We walked with style and grace.

We spent the day in strong
Pursuit of light activity,
A fun-filled ride on the Merry-Go-Round
And trips to the Money Tree.

All was as it should be;
We made a striking pair,
Until I made the regrettable mistake 
Of mussing his perfect hair!

I tell you now, in my defense,
The act was not contrived;
We were strolling happily in the park
When a Springabee arrived.

It landed lightly on his locks,
I thought it meant him harm,
So, I deftly smacked the creature off,
Such was my alarm.

How would I know he’d pitch a fit?
He flew into a rage.
His temperament, now so exposed,
I incorrectly gauged.

Now I take my walks in solitude,
Just I, myself, and me;
Take my advice and never mess
The hair of a Kyrii!

Ode To The Unconverted Royalboy Kyrii
by Abbytate12

Oh, UC Royalboy Kyrii,
Such a rare, elusive 'pet!
Your beauty and your elegance
I fear I'll never get.

The way you hold your head up high
Just screams, "I'm royalty!"
Your luscious violet hair flows long
On display for all to see.

Your fur is such a regal shade
And words cannot express
The sophistication that you show
Throughout the way you dress.

You strike me as a musketeer --
The noble Usukiboy,
Yet your air of wisdom and of grace
Proves that you're not a toy.

I can see why you are hunted,
Why everyone wants you.
You're a truly splendid Neopet
And gee, I want one too!

About Capara
by Sergente__hartmann

She's not Ace Zafara,
Nor Princess Lunara,
Her name is Capara.
She's not an Acara,
A Kyrii she is.

She was a shopkeeper,
Now she's a mean cheater.
It's not hard to beat her --
She could not be neater
While she holds her cards.

Her long hair is famous,
Her pride is notorious,
When she's not victorious
Her head still is glorious,
In full shining red.

Though selfish she can be
For her friend Brucey B.
She once faced the Brain Tree
And then went to set free
His coin from Sloth's hands.

She will try to charm you,
With those eyelids deep blue,
But if you can see through
She'll let spill a plain clue...
And with that you'll win.

The Great Ruler
by Kuroge

Descended from ancient royalty,
a regal king of the vast sand,
when plague troubles his land
he will take a tenacious stand.

Jazan prides in his wisdom
and upholds what is right,
he is prudent as a scholar
and valiant as a knight.

Though once misunderstood
and judgement blurred,
he did lift the evil curse
and stayed true to his word.

A resolute protector of peace
ever-so-watchful of the dark,
a strong, determined leader,
one to leave his mark.

Fashion Disaster Jazan
by Chavo_guerrero

From the depths of Qasala,
A desert king was born,
And though he's fond of darkness,
He brought about a dawn.

Through many trials and terrors,
Which I won't recount right here,
Jazan rose to glory
With his wife, Nabile, his dear.

But of all his many hardships,
The toughest of them all
Is his horrid sense of fashion --
He's never been to the mall!

Although he is quite ancient,
His style doesn't have to be.
If only we could sit him down
And try and get him to see.

His guyliner is awesome,
Of that we have no doubt,
But that only really works
If he wears it with a pout.

The robes, I know, are for the sun,
Of course it's hot out there,
But let's be honest, if you please,
He could wear them with more flair.

At least Nabile has colour,
Which Jazan seems to dread,
And what's that reptile doing
That sits upon his head?

Jazan the Fourth, as he is called,
Is in need of a remedy quick,
With just a Dapper Yellow Shirt,
We could make him look quite slick.

So, on this day of Kyrii,
If there's nothing else that you must do,
Let's go find Jazan the king
And make him dress in blue.

Let's give him sparkles on his shirt,
A Bagatelle Mootix Cap,
And when we're finished let's stand back
And say that that's a wrap.

So, Jazan if you're reading this,
Please don't run and hide,
In the two hundred years you've been alive,
Your fashion sense has died.

So let Neopia help you, 
Let's agree that it's a deal,
Because when you're looking handsome
I bet it will please Nabile!