Cheese Rolling
by Kelly_d60

Keep watching the cheese
As it flies down the hill,
Keep dodging the trees
All caught up in the thrill.

Juppie, space, chocolate cheese,
Any one you may choose.
Pick whichever cheese you please,
It doesn’t matter your excuse.

Once the rolling’s underway,
Do a somersault, forward.
Just try to make it all the way
And hope the audience don’t  get bored.

You could try diving either way,
Or even just hold the cheese still.
Avoid each delay,
All caught up in the thrill.

As the end draws near,
Perhaps under sixty,
And you hear the audience cheer...
Rolling cheese is rather tricky.

An Ode To Lint Jelly
by Heartsnothaters

Lint Jellies fascinate me,
it seems like quite a game:
to know which Neopian makes them
can drive me quite insane!
Yesterday, mine came with fabric bits --
I must say, it wasn't so bad,
but the ones containing cookie crumbs
are the best I've ever had!

I like other types of jellies, too.
I even like them squished.
They're stepped and sat on by Elephantes,
a friend of mine once dished.

Every time the Keeper
hands me jelly every day,
and I find myself with Lint Jelly
I get ecstatic, I must say.

I wonder if there are other 'pets
who examine all their food
and find treasure inside of it,
even if it's not always that good?

I once heard of a Uni
whose Lint Jelly made him ill;
it probably contained weapon shards --
he may be unwell still.

One day, perhaps, I'll find someone
that could properly teach me
about the contents and history
of the intriguing Lint Jelly.

A Guild As A Family
by Dottie27a

Some people seem to say
Your family is most important;
You can’t forget to remember
Those members that you choose.

A group of people getting together, 
To talk and push each other
To be the best that they can be
And grow together as one.

This is what it means to me
To be a part of a guild
That is full of amazing and different people,
All choosing to be with each other.

This crazy world of Neopia
That we all choose to inhabit
Has introduced each and every one of us
To incredible people at every turn.

If you haven’t found a place
To call your very own here
I implore you, please, to join a guild
And make your world incredible.

I Love All Petpets
by Twtkodiak

I love all Petpets,
all shapes and size,
the new Tyrannian Yuyoo
was a fantastic surprise .

Only the Altador Cup
would offer such things,
'tis much better than wearing
AC championship rings.

Petpets can be adorable
or have looks that scare;
some are metal and have no skin or hair.

No matter the shape or the size,
every Petpet in Neopia is #1 in my eyes.

So, I will keep on collecting 
these adorable things
and fill up my gallery till 
the (slighty overweight) lady sings.

So, Petpets look out!
I am hunting for you
as I want to have them all
in my gallery, the zoo.

A Haiku Journey Through Neopian Plots
by _usuki_collector_315

Relive times gone by
Through collection of haikus --
Spoilers lie ahead. 

Two long lost siblings
Join against floating city
Coming for great orb.

A corrupt new lord
Dreams of revenge for city,
Soon turns to nightmare. 

A brave young Usul
Must conquer powerful foes
To free lost species.

Sisters with foresight
Take on pirates with magic;
Aquatic home saved.

Prince looking for love
Tries to break an ancient curse.
Father not content. 

Looking to the stars
Has most important use yet,
Defeats faerie fiend. 

Losing an Aisha
Leads to almighty puzzle;
Blumaroo done it. 

Town who live as ghosts
Helped by Usul and magic.
Mutant mayhem dawns. 

A madman's journal
Leads to troublesome voyage,
With Petpetpet shock. 

Greater ruler returns
To dismay of station folk.
Mutant plan no more. 

Confusing old map
Leads to land-hopping journey
To save hot city.

A pair of glasses
Help wicked witch find relic;
Land comes crashing down. 

Six factions all want
A newfound, unknown object --
Let battle commence.