Tonu Haikus By Smint_kid

On the High Plateau,
People waited for their food,
Tonu came instead

"Could it be?" they said
"A whole new neat Neopet?"
"YES! YES!" SAID THE TEAM

Only one thousand?
There is no need to be sad,
More eggs yet to hatch

"Has it hatched?" you ask
Well, check. Yes, no... maybe so,
They're Random Events

Tyrannian pets,
Tonu don't come too often,
Get one when they hatch

Going, going, gone!!!
They are very rare, you know,
Get one while they last

Rare, not rare enough,
For the Wooden Spoon Award,
The Krawk still holds it

Number forty-four,
Is quite strong, so be careful,
Or you'll be knocked out!

Tonu are so kewl
Tonu make the perfect pets,
Tonu just are great

Chia Clown By Brotherthor

You are not a Battledome opponent
Designed to greatly terrify or cause fear.
On the contrary, with you I don't feel
A strong need to win, or shed even a jelly tear.
You attack with a wild clown car
And honk as you drive.
A Feather Tickler is one
Of the battle weapons on which you thrive.

A happy song, or the word, "Tada!"
Are your battle cries.
As you squirt your opponent
With Chia Clown Seltzer
Or your Chia Flower in their eyes.
You are not rated higher
Than ten in difficulty-
Your hitpoints are low.
You're a good opponent for a Neopet
Who is not strong, and might be rather slow.

I hope your wacky weapons arsenal
Will someday include
A Sponge Chia Net or a Warped Chia Bat.
Perhaps you will possess a Striped Chia Mallet
Or Striped Chia Balloons... maybe a Mad Chia Hat.

With the Chia Crayon Sword
And the Chia Attack Spring
You would never fail.
What witty words
Would accompany attacks from you
With a Chia Stomper or Chia Skunk Tail?

There will surely be other
"Easier" difficulty Neopet
Single Battledome opponents
Which you will one day inspire.
Maybe a Rodeo Meerca
Or a Mermaid Usul will appear-
It just might transpire.
I might someday battle a hippie Gelert
With flowers in his hair.
Or a Punk Rocker Buzz looking tough
As he approaches my Neopet with a glare.

A technicolor Cybunny
With an Economy Jellybean Shooter?
Or an oversized Pteri
With Stone Egg and Radioactive Egg Missiles
On a motorized scooter?
These are just a few ideas
Which come to my imagination.
I hope these thoughts encourage
The creative Neopets team
On to further investigation.

Naughty Garden Gnomes By Prettykitty654

Have you ever wondered,
What happens after dark?
The naughty little Gnomes get up
And then the trouble starts!

They start knocking over flower pots,
Swinging in the trees,
They trample over all the bluebells,
And jump in piles of leaves!

They pull funny faces,
When you turn your back,
They try to spook you by moving places,
But the naughtiest Gnome is called Jack.

He could outstage any of the Gnomes,
His tricks are naughtier than most,
Instead of moving places,
Jack would ruin the chicken roast!

He would sneak in the house,
And rustle about,
Through the poshest cutlery,
And if he didn't find anything he would pout!

His secret den was full of stuff,
All things from around the house,
The neo owners would worry themselves,
But Jack would just say, "TUFF!"

So next time you're out in the garden,
Don't forget to look,
Anything could go missing,
Even your favourite book!

Chia Pops By Scubagirl1

You say tomato, I say tom-ah-to
Please give me all the new
Chia Pops that you've got-o.
My Chia is hungry, needs a snack,
With all the nutrients most Neo foods lack.

I fed her a Chia Pop, Avocado flavored,
On it I had wasted Neopoints
For which I had labored.
When, "Poof!" My Chia was gone in a flash,
Replaced with something
That looked like the trash!

I raced to Terror Mountain
And the HFIS Shop,
Looking for an Apple Chia Pop.
There was one left and I bought it fast!
Fed it to my pet
Who became cute again... at last!

She still eats Chia Pops, but with more care,
And never again has she had such a scare,
As the time when she had that Avocado Pop!

My Silly Meepit By Bunnygirl1987

Pink and soft with bunny tail
Big teeth, big eyes, and ears
Often prone to moan and wail
But they will quell your fears

A better Petpet never was
Than my bright pink Meepit
I never had one until today because
I couldn't keep it!

You see, Meepits have a different style
Than most Petpets their age
They laugh at you, yet all the while
Sit meekly in their cage

Meepits require many things
An aviary, yardstick and stool
They demand pogosticks and wings
Although they may look like a fool

Imagine a Meepit bouncing
Or a Meepit with a ruler
I prefer sunglasses to pouncing
But for them, hopping is simply cooler

They collect carrots, and try to get tanned
As they roll in the Mystery Island sand
From most public areas they're banned
They are known all throughout the land

I go about with one every day
Yet they daily do surprise me
It's not the things that they say
They're just so incredibly lively!

Once, my Meepit got out of control
And attacked a local Kacheek
He licked her face and dropped her hat in a hole
But when confronted, became meek

Meepits are fast, Meepits are fun
But their habits make them hard to keep
They aren't the pets for everyone
Unless you like a constant, "Meep!"

But life's routine with my Meepit at last
And I cry whenever I think
"My Meepit's growing up so fast!"
And I get as wet as a sink

But I know he won't leave me here alone
After all, he's a Petpet, not a kid!
If he left, I know that he'd phone
But I'd be sad if he did

Let him bounce, let him sing
Let him lick peoples faces
With him a boring thing
Becomes the most fascinating of places!