NeoHome Gardens By Seakquy

Our NeoHome Gardens
Are coming very soon,
For all those flowers
You've got to display.
The question is,
Will you have the room,
To plant the pretties
That have come your way?

You'll be able to show off
Your elusive Black Roses,
Or perhaps one of those
quite rare Song Flowers,
And if you're lucky,
maybe a few Garden Gnomes;
Your plant collection will rival
the Cockroach Towers!

Don't forget to pick up
A few lovely statues,
The Quiggle fountain
Is a rather fetching one,
Your Neopets will never
Come down with NeoBlues,
Since tending to their gardens
Will be so much fun!

All we have to do
Is just keep waiting,
The Neopets Team
Want it to be just right,
Before unleashing this
Brand new landscaping,
It will most certainly
Be outta sight!


What Neopet wouldn't
Want to go for a walk,
In a freshly scented courtyard
Of finely pruned plants,
Soon these wonders of nature
Will be all the talk,
And people will surely stop
By yours for a glance!

Ode to the Lava Mote By Shatteredrainbows

A minuscule stain of cranberry blur
With a milky streak etched into a saddened curve,
The obscure Lava Mote
Does not grace the Magic Shop often.

Gather him up into the Battledome
Watch him smite in a liquidy flash
All quake before his molten power.

Neopia shatters into excitement.

The gothic Snow Faerie
Steps off her frost
As the desert sand swirls
About Sakhmet�s Palace.
Inside the Space Station,
The scarlet megaphone booms
Even the Brain Tree
Can manage a bark of applause.

Brazen Bulbs the Grundo is a winner
His statistics rise into Faerieland
And still his Lava Mote cannot smile.

The Fight By Jonahfab

REFRESH-REFRESH-REFRESH-REFRESH,
Those books must be here soon,
The tale of The Angry Chomby,
The love stories that make me swoon.

They come in just eight minutes,
But this I do protest,
For just to buy one copy,
Your mouse must be the best.

I sit for hours and hours,
Hoping for a break,
I just want one little story,
How long could that possibly take?

OH WAIT! They're back I notice,
That's the one I'm waiting for,
I click and am astonished,
My hope begins to soar.

It doesn't say, "This is Sold Out,"
He asks me for an price,
If I didn't try to haggle it down,
That book would have been so nice....

To The Owner of Neopia's Most Famous Teeth
By Radragon

It was terrifying
So sharp, just ready
To bite your heads off
Crunch your bones in a flash
But it was so beautiful
So white and clean
Looking at it
Never a moment so bittersweet

But this majestic sight
Just slowly disappears
Demolished by NeoColas
Wrecked by Milk Chocolate Chias
Crushed by Green Pepper Omelettes

A lot of people come
To rebuild the scene
But most just help
To get their hands on NP
They don't care about the owner
Who's excruciating in pain and grief

But I care, Mr. Grarrl
Here's my advice to you
Cut down on the sweets!
But he roared back a big, "No!"
He bit into a White Chocolate Skeith
"Ouch!" he cried in pain
Oh when, oh when
Will he take care of his teeth?

The Trouble With Gnomes By Bunnygirl1987

The trouble with gnomes is a long, long, list
They have many a fault
Their memory is like the mist
Combined with a cup of salt

They pretend to watch your flowers
But they fall asleep instead
They doze for hours and hours
As worms eat every cabbage head

They promise to do some weeding
But they say that they forget
They say they need more feeding
Like I've not given them enough food yet

Gnomes walk in muddy puddles
Then they come into the NeoHouse
They bring their filty friends in muddles
They've got a scorpion, lizard and mouse

They lie, they cheat, they steal, they scream
Gnomes are useless, gnomes are dumb
You act kind, they say you're mean
They pinch you heels until they're numb

They once stole my NeoSocks
They also drank my tea
They gave my pets the NeoPox!
They really do scare me

The trouble with gnomes are as follows
They are not what they seem
Any thing they find, they swallow
With froth their mouths do teem

They're expensive, ugly, useless things!
Get rid of yours before
One tries to dance or sing!
Sell them, and lock your door!

Yes, sell them to me... for cheap
I'll dispose of them right away!
I'll burn them on the trash heap
It'll take about a day!

Or maybe I will sell them, too
And make a profit for me!
I'll sell them for more to him and you
Ha ha, ho ho, hee hee!