The Perfect Gnome
by Chavo_guerrero

I've decided to get working
On my perfect Neohome,
And hidden in the garden
I would like a little gnome.

This gnome should be happy,
As though he loves my pretty yard.
There's such a lot to choose from,
Picking will be hard.

A Mynci gnome with flowerpot
Is not the one for me,
A Face Pulling Grundo Gnome
Is not what I want to see.

I want a gnome that's pretty
And gives a certain sense of style,
When others look upon my gnome
I'd like to see them smile.

A Faerie Chia Gnome
Is close, but not quite there,
And a Flower Picking Xweetok Gnome
Gives off the perfect flair!

But, the one that I've decided
Would be perfect to take home
Is this cheerful little fellow --
The Playful Kougra Gnome!

The Joy Of Neopets
by Freddiefroggie8

The urge, it comes over me.
I can’t fight it, it screams.
Saying "Do it! You have time."
So we all know what that means...

To Neopets we go! Ahh, yes
The dailies, I love them, they love me
Almost as much as the games
I just want to play, get that trophy!

Wheels on wheels, Dice-A-Roo,
Check the stocks, Forgotten Shore!
Gotta play those Pawkeet Slots
Bash Kass and beat my score!

So much fun on the World Wide Web,
Neopets.com is the place to go
When you need a break from a hectic day
And you’ve got some Neopoints to blow.

Games and dailies are what I love,
Others love stamps and fights,
Paint brushes are exciting, lots of fun;
You can’t find this on other sites!

Boredom is no match
For this wonderful place.
Neopets.com can always
Put a smile on your face!

Raiders Of Maraqua
by Indulgences

The Koi that's featured in this game
Is fierce and stalwart stuff.
He's sly and quick and very slick,
He's also strong and tough!

I've played this game so many times.
I've guided my dear Koi.
I've burst the bubbles left and right --
The Jetsams were destroyed!

The gems were lovely bonuses
We tried hard to collect.
We darted madly left and right.
Our skill we did perfect!

And when the game was beat and done
We gave each other hugs!
The evil Jetsams were no more!
They were such nasty thugs!

So, go and play this wondrous game!
I hope you have much fun.
Collect the gems and pretty pearls...
Your fun has just begun!

A Poem Of Questions
by Los_guerreros

Do you think there are mysteries?
Should they ever be solved?
How many are around Neopia?
Do you think we should get involved?

How much is a gold Neopet worth?
Who makes Dr. Sloth's clothes?
Who styles Frostbite's hair?
Does Taelia feel cold when it snows?

Can you say the Lost Desert is lost?
Why is the Cheery Plant so cheery?
Where did the Island Mystic learn his wisdom?
Has Neovia always been eerie?

How does a Maraquan keep clean?
Do cogs in Moltara go rusty?
Does it ever rain in Qasala?
Does Altadorian Archives get dusty?

Why is there dung furniture?
Do Plumpies only ever eat bacon?
How does the Snowager collect his treasure?
Who actually feeds the Krawken?

Do you think there are many questions?
Which ones do you think we'll see through?
Do we have time to answer them all?
I love all the secrets, do you?

The Many Colours Of Neopia
by Nintendologist

Alien
Soaring through the void,
Only the Aishas exist, nothing else...
Or is that the truth?

Biscuit
Scales of sugar, feathers of flour,
I must admit, ‘tis hard
To imagine the taste

Christmas
Once a year the holidays grace us
But these 'pets, with pine and poinsettia,
Remind us of the joy year-round

Darigan
Blemished by beige and plum
The servants of the tarnished lord
Are friends of Meridell... for now?

Electric
Zipping around with zest and zeal
Cerulean and cyan, full of energy...
Shocking, isn’t it?

Faerie
Flighty young floaters, realizing dreams;
You can fly if you truly believe,
Or spend millions on a paint brush

Ghost
Be careful where you stray at night
You may meet radiant red eyes
They were dying to be painted this colour

Halloween
Like the ghosts, keep an eye out for them --
Costumes, candy, and the occasional prank
"Trick-or-treat!" they say with a smirk

Island
Flowers and fun fill the air...
The leis are thrown, the music flows,
But you’ve eaten too much fruit to dance

Jelly
What? What are you talking about?
That one doesn’t exist
Move along now, this poem is over.