Confused Musician Neopet
by Heartsnothaters

Since I was created
I'm certain I had a plan
To express my love for music
To go join some kind of band

But, alas, my music's undefined
Plus, with words, I am no whiz
It's like the Twisted Roses
With a bit of Jazzmosis

I don't live far from the Concert Hall
Where I hear the audiences scream
Oh faeries, please assure me that
My goal is no silly dream

Should I seek a record label
Or a manager, perhaps,
Maybe I'll start simply
A one-man concert with a few claps

The future is a mystery
Like my composed songs are
But, until then, all I can do
Is enjoy the music from afar

The Underground Muck
by Bluewisp16

With fishing line
And bucket in hand,
I go to the Fishing Cavern
And here I stand

I patiently wait
For a tug on the line,
Occasionally getting
A knot in the twine

I hear the drips
Of water above,
Sitting for hours
This is a labor of love

At last I feel a tug on my rod,
I slowly reel it in,
After releasing it from the hook,
On my face appears a grin

So what TNT says is true,
Just as Jack Mcworthy said,
A rich Neopian dumped his rare items
You can now get more 
Than a Mouldy Petpet Bed

What I discovered is so curious
It’s apparently called a Splime,
It’s one of the new Petpets,
Which I believe is so divine

I’ll surely be back
In a few hours or so,
And try my luck
In the deep waters below

Almost every time I come
I gain a level,
And I’ll eventually receive an avatar
In which I will revel

What are you waiting for?
Get out there and try your luck,
You may get something great
Out of the underground muck

Valiente The Vaeolus
by Princess_starfist

In the night, a deserted tomb
Lies a Baeolus... forgotten, alone
Watching over pools of gold

If you would find this shimmering hall
Avoiding the traps concealed in the wall
His eyes would shine with warning

"How long till morning?"

Perhaps you'd find some mercy then
"A friend is worth his weight in gold."
He'd say, forever it would seem...

"If the light should enter here
Then, with my gold, I'll disappear.
Escaping at last, though not as I'd hoped."

...Is it a dream?

"Before the light should filter through
Would it ever occur to you...
Before the sentiment is late?"

"Long have I been waiting here
For someone to be standing near
The one who would decide my fate."

Secret Meepit 'Stache
by Phineas_and_ferb_104

I am a Meepit
With a fine mustache,
If you do not like it...
YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!

I scheme and make some mayhem 
With my facial hair,
And as I make my move
You will get a scare

See my staring eyes,
And my sinister whiskers,
Creepy as may seem
You should hear my whisper

As I make my plan,
You will see my fluff
You should love my moustache
But I don't think you do enough!

The Pursuit Of Stealth
by Vinetos

We cannot see,
Even when it is there,
Oh Blumaroo of stealth
Without a care,

So long we have ventured,
So much we have seen,
Of Roo Island,
Of Altador,
Of all in between.

Yet, never a glance,
Never a glare,
No matter how I search,
How I stare,

Never your stealth
Failed you,
Day or night,
I will correct,
This grievous slight.

The Rainbow Pool,
The last place I'd look!
A spotted Blumaroo,
Stealth PB in hand,
I'll see you yet.

The PB applies,
I cry out in rejoice,
But the Blumaroo of stealth,
Vanished in night.

Spotted you've been,
But stealth,
Sight unseen.